I hate condoms.

They make great water balloons

sammij said:

Me Too!!!!!

DanceWme said:

novabrkr said:

They stink!!!!

ufoclub said:

Ewwwww

I believe during the ancient times they were actually using dead lizards as condoms. Like, you know, newts.

novabrkr said:

Head end?

ThreadCula said:

Shouldn't that be ewe?

sammij said:

I just want that condom art

I don't know. It wasn't specified in the article I read it from.

Wouldn't snakes sort of make more sense though.

Earthworms

florescent said:

I use them because I'm terrified of disease or unplanned pregnancies.

I hate them because they smell and taste unpleasant, not to mention, they look goofy. Nothing really makes a condom sexy.

That said, I've never personally had any gratification issues because of them, but male partners I've had have. At least one of them was completely unable to achieve orgasm wearing a condom. We had to get a bit creative there.

Considering all that though, I am definitely way more at ease and able to enjoy myself knowing that amount of protection is there. I've flat out turned down sex if the guy didn't want to wear a rubber, and until the day comes I'm ready to be a mother that will always be the case.

meow85 said:

Me too.

Many times.

CarrieMpls said:

Weird. I've never known a guy to refuse to wear one.

JustErin said:

One guy tried to slip it off part way through. Like I wouldn't notice what was goin' on. Needless to say, it was the last time I ever talked to him.


And I suppose "many times" was an exageration. But it's happened more than once. Though, thinking back, it was more like there weren't any around/readily available and they wanted to go on anyway.

JustErin said:

You've been lucky, then. I have. Needless to say, they didn't get to fuck me.

meow85 said:

I tend to have long term situations with people...so I don't really ever use them at all...but the times I slept with someone new that I didn't know well, I never had someone flat out refuse to wear one. I probably would send them to the door as well.

JustErin said:

I had at least one person I would've liked to have become a long-term sex partner, but when he nixed the condom idea I showed his ass the door and haven't spoken to him since.

I haven't worn one in a long time, but my pussy portfolio hasn't been all that diverse either. Plus I got snipped a while ago, so no babies from me.

FauxReal said:

I think all dudes should be snipped!

JustErin said:

I woouldn't disagree with that.

CarrieMpls said:

and..
i want to know why it is they think you wouldn't know..
2 different people did this to me..and i asked them what are you thinking??!!

they just said basically the same thing, 'i didn't want to wear it anymore..'
and i said 'well i'm not looking to have any more babies..did you think about that?'

funny how some only try to avoid it ( a pregnancy) after..

sammij said:

I'm allergic to latex!

peb319 said:

My boyfriend tried that once. I don't know what kind of problem the condom was giving him, but he took it off. I thought he was going to reach for another one, but he tried to climb back on top of me talking about "I'm gonna pull out." I was like You're gonna pull the fuck away from me and put another condom on that's what you're gonna do

PurpleRighteous1 said:

The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke
and desensitize the chicken.

phunkdaddy said:

Go cry y'self a fuckin' river.
And when pullin' out don't work and that jelly turns into a baby, then what?

sammij said:

A baby is one of the best possible oustcomes

try a life altering disease

Mach said:

You're right.
But for me right now? Both outcomes are neck n' neck with DONOTWANT.