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Printablesammij said: phunkdaddy said: The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. Go cry y'self a fuckin' river. And when pullin' out don't work and that jelly turns into a baby, then what?  You know we don't give a fuck as long as it feels good. We think about the consequences later like 15 minutes after. Damn it felt good but i sure hope you ain't pregnant girl. Shit i don't wanna end up on Maury girl. Of course if it's some chick you've known for a short time, then hell yeah you wear a condom to avoid burning. Don't laugh at my funk
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phunkdaddy said: PurpleRighteous1 said: My boyfriend tried that once. I don't know what kind of problem the condom was giving him, but he took it off. I thought he was going to reach for another one, but he tried to climb back on top of me talking about "I'm gonna pull out." I was like  You're gonna pull the fuck away from me and put another condom on that's what you're gonna do  The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. I totally understand that, but unprotected sex results in babies. How can guys just toss that aside so carelessly? How could a guy think that it would be ok to just take it off and basically make the decision to have children w/o consulting the woman he's with, especially if they're in a relationship? I just don't GET it. It's rude more than anything. I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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Mach said: sammij said: Go cry y'self a fuckin' river. And when pullin' out don't work and that jelly turns into a baby, then what? A baby is one of the best possible oustcomes try a life altering disease  At this point in my life, that a very inappropriate word to use to describe that situation  I'd have to go with "least horrible"[Edited 2/12/10 14:50pm] I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: phunkdaddy said: The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. I totally understand that, but unprotected sex results in babies. How can guys just toss that aside so carelessly? How could a guy think that it would be ok to just take it off and basically make the decision to have children w/o consulting the woman he's with, especially if they're in a relationship? I just don't GET it. It's rude more than anything. You're telling the truth. I'm just having fun. It sure feels good without that condom though. Don't laugh at my funk
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phunkdaddy said: PurpleRighteous1 said: My boyfriend tried that once. I don't know what kind of problem the condom was giving him, but he took it off. I thought he was going to reach for another one, but he tried to climb back on top of me talking about "I'm gonna pull out." I was like You're gonna pull the fuck away from me and put another condom on that's what you're gonna do The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. I feel for you guys. It totally sucks on your end. Don't fuck skanks! | |
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chocolate1 said: sammij said: do they even sell those anymore?
I'm allergic to latex!  Are those better than the ugly plastic polyurethane ones? I hate condoms... tied my tubes but I still use them because my lover and I are still pretty new. I think Imma stop using them soon though, I hate condoms. | |
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paintedlady said: chocolate1 said:
I'm allergic to latex! Are those better than the ugly plastic polyurethane ones? I hate condoms... tied my tubes but I still use them because my lover and I are still pretty new. I think Imma stop using them soon though, I hate condoms. They're okay I guess. The polyurethane ones are like balloons to me. I just hate condoms. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: paintedlady said: Are those better than the ugly plastic polyurethane ones? I hate condoms... tied my tubes but I still use them because my lover and I are still pretty new. I think Imma stop using them soon though, I hate condoms. They're okay I guess. The polyurethane ones are like balloons to me. I just hate condoms. They are awful... I wish I could still use the Kimonos in latex.  | |
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they're absolutely mandatory. i'm married and ms. whistle is on the pill and i still wear them and i pull out.
i used to be much less uptight about this, but oh well... everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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chocolate1 said: paintedlady said: Are those better than the ugly plastic polyurethane ones? I hate condoms... tied my tubes but I still use them because my lover and I are still pretty new. I think Imma stop using them soon though, I hate condoms. They're okay I guess. The polyurethane ones are like balloons to me. I just hate condoms. Does anyone really like using condoms? And I don't mean from the point of view of feeling more secure, I mean does anyone actually think sex physically feels better when using one? | |
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sextonseven said: chocolate1 said: They're okay I guess. The polyurethane ones are like balloons to me. I just hate condoms. Does anyone really like using condoms? And I don't mean from the point of view of feeling more secure, I mean does anyone actually think sex physically feels better when using one? My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways. 
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI...  | |
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paintedlady said: sextonseven said: Does anyone really like using condoms? And I don't mean from the point of view of feeling more secure, I mean does anyone actually think sex physically feels better when using one? My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI... S'OK... Sometimes it's like that!
I totally agree with your assessment. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: paintedlady said: My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI... S'OK... Sometimes it's like that!
I totally agree with your assessment. Oh good... I was hoping I wasn't the only one.   | |
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paintedlady said: sextonseven said: Does anyone really like using condoms? And I don't mean from the point of view of feeling more secure, I mean does anyone actually think sex physically feels better when using one? My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI... Not at all! That was hot. | |
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sextonseven said: paintedlady said: My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI... Not at all! That was hot.  | |
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Girl, you should write "romance"  novels the way you describe sex!
Ever once in a while I think about that oral sex description you wrote...  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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whistle said: they're absolutely mandatory. i'm married and ms. whistle is on the pill and i still wear them and i pull out.
i used to be much less uptight about this, but oh well... why? | |
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chocolate1 said: Girl, you should write "romance"
novels the way you describe sex!
Ever once in a while I think about that oral sex description you wrote...  | |
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Mach said: Do you use them ?
I absolutely hate them but understand the necessity of them.Do you not use them ? Do they make the sex seem less enjoyable ? Do they prevent you from orgasm ? Is the sex better because you feel safer ? let's talk about condoms
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JustErin said: whistle said: they're absolutely mandatory. i'm married and ms. whistle is on the pill and i still wear them and i pull out.
i used to be much less uptight about this, but oh well... why? i can't deal with parenthood. at all. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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paintedlady said: sextonseven said: Does anyone really like using condoms? And I don't mean from the point of view of feeling more secure, I mean does anyone actually think sex physically feels better when using one? My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI...  | |
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Vendetta1 said: paintedlady said: My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI... With that smile... if you were a dude I would suck the hell outta your dick. I'd be your bitch for real. 
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Well since I didn't have sex with anyone other than my husband in the 10 yrs we were married we didn't ever use them.
By boyfriend I had prior to him we used them n it didn't prevent me from orgasming I got constant bladder infections n my Gyno said it was frm the spermicide. Then after my seperation I went to use one n I was so embarrased cuz I didn't know how to put it on the guy n made him do it. THEN ended up with a uti or bladder infection or watever they r n told him NO MORE RUBBERS n went on the pill. I hate condoms. I have a high maintenance peach here. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
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Don't use them. I have in the past though, but not more than a handful of times. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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phunkdaddy said: PurpleRighteous1 said: My boyfriend tried that once. I don't know what kind of problem the condom was giving him, but he took it off. I thought he was going to reach for another one, but he tried to climb back on top of me talking about "I'm gonna pull out." I was like You're gonna pull the fuck away from me and put another condom on that's what you're gonna do The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. Do the fellas want to be daddies? If not, they can quit their bitching. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: phunkdaddy said: The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. I totally understand that, but unprotected sex results in babies. How can guys just toss that aside so carelessly? How could a guy think that it would be ok to just take it off and basically make the decision to have children w/o consulting the woman he's with, especially if they're in a relationship? I just don't GET it. It's rude more than anything. It's selfish, it's sociopathic, it's mysoginistic. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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sextonseven said: paintedlady said: My tubes are tied so I don't use them to prevent pregnancy... just for a safety precaution from an STD... but nothing is better than raw with him being able to cum inside. The man being able to ejaculate inside me makes the sex so much better...since the dick tends to swell (the head that is) and pulsate and the semen helps to lubricate and makes climaxing for me a certainty at that moment. With a condom he can't do that and his dick doesn't feel as good. To me anyways.
That's what I compare it to... not the feel of the condom, but what a dick does during climax while inside of me. It feels great that way. The condom stops all that sensation from happening. I wonder if its a chemical/psychosomatic thing (what the semen does to the vagina) because using lube or my own fluids doesn't make me feel that way sorry if that was TMI... Not at all! That was hot. It sure was. I'm throwing away all my condoms right now. Don't laugh at my funk
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phunkdaddy said: sextonseven said: Not at all! That was hot. It sure was. I'm throwing away all my condoms right now. Get that child support check ready.....unless you snip your tubes or she cuts hers.  | |
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The only time I don't use them is when I'm sleeping with someone I'm very familiar and comfortable with. In other words, people I trust. Yes, I dislike them intensely, but if I'm digging her enough, it all works out in the end. | |
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meow85 said: phunkdaddy said: The fellas want to slip n slide and feel jelly without having a condom choke and desensitize the chicken. Do the fellas want to be daddies? If not, they can quit their bitching. Gimme a break. Chicks can take birth control and not have it make sex less pleasurable - not like condoms do for a man. I'm all for encouraging safe sex but women telling men to stop whining or bitching about it being desensitizing is pretty fucking stupid...especially when it doesn't take any pleasure away from the woman. | |
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