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PrintableDon't ever kick a cow in the balls. It's just rude. | |
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chocolate1 said: - Don't ever think you "can change him"
Amuthafuckingmen! | |
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chocolate1 said: - Don't ever think you "can change him"
- Don't ever think you "can change her". She's a stubborn bitch. LOL | |
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ernestsewell said: chocolate1 said: - Don't ever think you "can change him"
- Don't ever think you "can change her". She's a stubborn bitch. LOL Am I THAT obvious?  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: ernestsewell said: - Don't ever think you "can change her". She's a stubborn bitch. LOL Am I THAT obvious? Not you, hon.  | |
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Check your ability to brake beforehand, but as a general rule of thumb, don't ever do the street luge in Queenstown, New Zealand, if you are above 6 ft 3.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Dont ever pull someone behind a SUV on roller blades no matter how much they beg you..... [Edited 2/10/10 19:20pm] insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult....  | |
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ernestsewell said: chocolate1 said: Am I THAT obvious? Not you, hon.  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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When your best friend falls in love and starts spending less of his time with you, just stay in your lane and be a friend. | |
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Cinnie said: When your best friend falls in love and starts spending less of his time with you, just stay in your lane and be a friend.
that is very nice  | |
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Dont ever put (Nair) in shampoo bottle even if you did by the large size and are trying to spare room.. insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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Cinnie said: When your best friend falls in love and starts spending less of his time with you, just stay in your lane and be a friend.
That is very sweet insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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Cinnie said: When your best friend falls in love and starts spending less of his time with you, just stay in your lane and be a friend.
my best friend FLIPPED. OUT. when i first fell in love. like stopped talking to me for weeks. then she fell in love and did the same stuff.   | |
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insatiable3 said: Sharing life lessons of it didnt seem like such a bad idea at that moment.. but now that I'm sober... Dont ever do this..
3.Dont ever send nude picture text messages to someone if your boss is the person before or after that (someone) in your phonebook. It's called "sexting."
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paintedlady said: FauxReal said: That's fucked up.  That's OK...because what comes around goes around... can you believe that that's NOT the worst thing that she's done to me? She better not ever need a fucking kidney or bone marrow....she'll be straight outta luck. Dayum...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Mach said: Don't eat yellow snow
  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Don't ever study Art. | |
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ernestsewell said: Don't ever kick a cow in the balls. It's just rude.
Cows have udders, not balls. But I'm with you on the whole let's not kick cows thing. | |
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Don't ever try to keep pursuing someone even though you know they're not interested
Don't ever let someone hurt your feelings just because they think they can "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: Don't ever try to keep pursuing someone even though you know they're not interested
Don't ever let someone hurt your feelings just because they think they can Thats a good one insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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Don't fry bacon in the nude. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Don't ever grate cheese with your scrotum in your hand. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatornovabrkr said: Don't ever study Art.
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Mars23 said: Don't ever grate cheese with your scrotum in your hand.
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Don't ever try to light a weenie roasting fire for the kids outside using lighter fluid while wearing big fuzzy slippers.   "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Don't ever get too wasted and try to make "cheese toast" by putting a slice of cheese on a slice of bread and then put it in the toaster.
Don't ever get too wasted and put on a full candid performance of "Cyrano de Bergerac" in front of people... they'll never let you live it down. Don't ever get too wasted and pick up a guitar (when you don't know how to play it), and start singing "Jesus Is Just Alright", followed by your remix for "my muslim brothers in the audience" of "Muhammad Is Just Alright" while being videotaped. That recording will haunt you for years to come. Y'know what? Just... Don't ever get too wasted !  ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Don't ever try to be nice to a PSYCHO FAM with delusions of matrimony!  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: Don't ever try to be nice to a PSYCHO FAM with delusions of matrimony!
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I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Acrylic said: chocolate1 said: Don't ever try to be nice to a PSYCHO FAM with delusions of matrimony!
Sorry... lost my temper there for a sec...  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Don't ever sing My Sweet Lord at karaoke, assuming that the audience will get that you're joking about the "Hare Krishna" part at the end as you shout "c'mon! Everybody! 'Hare hare!! Hare Rama!'"
Don't ever videotape yourself if you decide to jump on a trampoline Don't ever be too honest with your girlfriend about your normal healthy male thoughts. My Legacy
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