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Life Lessons the( Dont ever ) thread.... Sharing life lessons of it didnt seem like such a bad idea at that moment.. but now that I'm sober... Dont ever do this..
1. Dont ever go to a party get trashed and attempt to do a back flip off a coffee table... 2. Dont ever let your friends talk you in to doing over 15 shots in 45 min on a empty stomach... 3.Dont ever send nude picture text messages to someone if your boss is the person before or after that (someone) in your phonebook. 
These are some real life lessons ive experienced.. Anyone else wanna add? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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never, ever pee against the wind... | |
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insatiable3 said: 3.Dont ever send nude picture text messages to someone if your boss is the person before or after that (someone) in your phonebook.
These are some real life lessons ive experienced.. Anyone else wanna add? Oh shit! 
Really?? | |
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thejason said: never, ever pee against the wind...
Yeah I dont think that would be a good idea..  insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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PunkMistress said: insatiable3 said: 3.Dont ever send nude picture text messages to someone if your boss is the person before or after that (someone) in your phonebook.
These are some real life lessons ive experienced.. Anyone else wanna add? Oh shit!
Really?? yes !really lmfao good thing I have a cool boss huh? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Real life lessons?
Don't marry someone you've only known several weeks. You haven't allowed yourself time to meet all their personalities. | |
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Don't ever have your older sister live with you and your boyfriend while you are pregnant and she is going through a divorce.
She lost tons of weight for revenge.. started walking around in skimpy clothing, and all the while I was preggers and getting bigger. Ya... one night I worked late and couldn't find my keys in my purse... she opened the door dripping wet from the shower with just a robe on. I went upstairs to my room just to catch my boyfriend running in the bedroom....dripping wet from being in the shower. To this day both those bitches deny that they fucked eachother... I know better. I will never trust either again...ever. | |
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paintedlady said: Don't ever have your older sister live with you and your boyfriend while you are pregnant and she is going through a divorce.
She lost tons of weight for revenge.. started walking around in skimpy clothing, and all the while I was preggers and getting bigger. Ya... one night I worked late and couldn't find my keys in my purse... she opened the door dripping wet from the shower with just a robe on. I went upstairs to my room just to catch my boyfriend running in the bedroom....dripping wet from being in the shower. To this day both those bitches deny that they fucked eachother... I know better. I will never trust either again...ever. That's fucked up.  | |
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FauxReal said: paintedlady said: Don't ever have your older sister live with you and your boyfriend while you are pregnant and she is going through a divorce.
She lost tons of weight for revenge.. started walking around in skimpy clothing, and all the while I was preggers and getting bigger. Ya... one night I worked late and couldn't find my keys in my purse... she opened the door dripping wet from the shower with just a robe on. I went upstairs to my room just to catch my boyfriend running in the bedroom....dripping wet from being in the shower. To this day both those bitches deny that they fucked eachother... I know better. I will never trust either again...ever. That's fucked up. That's OK...because what comes around goes around... can you believe that that's NOT the worst thing that she's done to me? She better not ever need a fucking kidney or bone marrow....she'll be straight outta luck. | |
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paintedlady said: That's OK...because what comes around goes around... can you believe that that's NOT the worst thing that she's done to me? That's even more fucked up. | |
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Dont ever let a intoxicated person light your cigarette when you have bangs! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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FauxReal said: paintedlady said: That's OK...because what comes around goes around... can you believe that that's NOT the worst thing that she's done to me? That's even more fucked up. Life lesson #1... Role with the punches... when negative people try to hurt you (usually someone in your family) be patient and allow time to reveal the truth. No need for revenge when you just guard yourself and keep them at a distance... they'll have egg in their face in time when other people see what they've done.  | |
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paintedlady said: FauxReal said: That's even more fucked up. Life lesson #1... Role with the punches... when negative people try to hurt you (usually someone in your family) be patient and allow time to reveal the truth. No need for revenge when you just guard yourself and keep them at a distance... they'll have egg in their face in time when other people see what they've done.   insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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don't mess around with Jim.. | |
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insatiable3 said:
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You are so brave to attempt any backflip in any state of mind off a coffee table. You didn't get hurt too badly did you?  | |
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paintedlady said: insatiable3 said:
You are so brave to attempt any backflip in any state of mind off a coffee table. You didn't get hurt too badly did you? [/quote]
I had a pretty big gash on my forehead but nothing another drink and a band aid wouldnt fix lol seriously they had to keep me up they didnt know if i had a concussion... one of those life lessons ill never forget insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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insatiable3 said: paintedlady said: insatiable3 said:
You are so brave to attempt any backflip in any state of mind off a coffee table. You didn't get hurt too badly did you? I had a pretty big gash on my forehead but nothing another drink and a band aid wouldnt fix lol seriously they had to keep me up they didnt know if i had a concussion... one of those life lessons ill never forget [/quote]
Life lesson #2... Party hard because life is short!  | |
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paintedlady said: insatiable3 said: I had a pretty big gash on my forehead but nothing another drink and a band aid wouldnt fix lol seriously they had to keep me up they didnt know if i had a concussion... one of those life lessons ill never forget Life lesson #2... Party hard because life is short! AMEN to that!! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Don't repeatedly use "I need to refill my drink" as an excuse to get out of dancing. You will end up drunk, dancing, and in and out of conciousness in public. | |
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FauxReal said: Don't repeatedly use "I need to refill my drink" as an excuse to get out of dancing. You will end up drunk, dancing, and in and out of conciousness in public.
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Yeah, and those are the good parts. I left out the public vomiting and being forced to stay at a friend's and waking up to the sound of him fucking his wife. | |
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When preparing for a colonoscopy, don't pick the cherry flavored mix. 
And my mom once told me to never eat a Dairy Queen Blizzard before having the annual pap. And if you do, bring wet wipes. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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- Don't ever leave your guesthouse room until it's all long since been smoked.
- Don't ever buy your married friend a prostitute for his birthday no matter how much you want to shut up his whinging and whining. - Don't ever as a foreigner casually swear at Thai people in Thai. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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JuliePurplehead said: When preparing for a colonoscopy, don't pick the cherry flavored mix.
And my mom once told me to never eat a Dairy Queen Blizzard before having the annual pap. And if you do, bring wet wipes. Omg I'm dieing of laughter insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Fauxie said: - Don't ever leave your guesthouse room until it's all long since been smoked.
- Don't ever buy your married friend a prostitute for his birthday no matter how much you want to shut up his whinging and whining. - Don't ever as a foreigner casually swear at Thai people in Thai. omg insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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OMG!!!!
@ both Julie and Fauxie! | |
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- Don't ever think you "can change him" "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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insatiable3 said: Fauxie said: - Don't ever leave your guesthouse room until it's all long since been smoked.
- Don't ever buy your married friend a prostitute for his birthday no matter how much you want to shut up his whinging and whining. - Don't ever as a foreigner casually swear at Thai people in Thai. omg Especially when his wife's just had a baby boy only a few months earlier. He just wouldn't shut up about what he wasn't getting at home and how he needed it. I thought 'go on then, be the asshole you so clearly want to be'.  I sat and chatted with the security guards while I waited. Very surreal. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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