A. less than 50
B. more than 50
C. who cares, i won't know the difference
D. i'm like fame--i'm gonna live forever

i will not be having a funeral and even if i were, aside from maybe 50 people or so, it would probably be attended by a bunch of people who didn't give a damn about me alive.

My intention is to not have one, so ~ 0

I'm gonna have my funeral on the org...I'm way more popular here than I am in real life...

C. who cares, i won't know the difference

i'm sure more than i realize.

I don't want a funeral. A party/memorial would be cool. 50 or less?

I just want Gaga to attend.

Alej said:

She's not your babe, Alejandro.

But she will.

A.

not sure, i only want the people who love me unconditionally and i, them there, not people who i loved and ended r relationship 4 stupid ass reasons.

My word. This thread is morbid.

It probably won't matter. You wouldn't know anyway.

I'd guess less than 50.

A and C?

It depends when I die, ya know? If I die when I'm 90 and all my friends have already died, then it will probably only be my nieces and nephews. And my 23 cats.

If I died tomorrow it would be a bit larger than just a couple of people. But some people are weird about funerals, so you really never can tell.

I don't want a funeral. But hypothetically, right now, probably 40 or 50. I really don't give a fuck.

I don't really care....but if I did have a funeral...I would scare people by flickering the lights every time someone mentioned my name.

the same amount that respond to my threads. but seriously, i'm not really sure. My relationship with people right now is somewhat not good.

johnart said:

It wouldn't be any fun without you.

Genesia said:

Would you pour a into my urn?

johnart said:

Yes - an appletini.

Genesia said:

Lawd, we need to find a way (we know we don't need a reason ) to meet back up and party this year. :shakesoffsomberthoughts:

johnart said:

johnart said:

I think I know about 30 people
and my kids and family members can all bring their friend or partner

so maybe 60?

If somebody holds a funeral for me....and worse...and open casket...I swear I will jump out and chase them around the damn church. I dont even want money wasted on a gravestone and a plot....just have a little gathering and talk about me so I know who to haunt.....

A.

Probably just some family and maybe a couple people I've worked with.

thejason said:

Me too..

zaza said:

I'll come - I think I'll like you even more when you're stiff!

vivid said:

I'm not going to turn any funeral thread into cock thread!