SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

you and eric are the only people i think could outdo me in a bj contest

cborgman said:

What are you basing that on?

OMG

cborgman said:

What are you basing that on?

johnart said:

He's sorry

johnart said:

pictues, video, and having met richard.

have you ever seen a snake eat? then you've pretty much met richard.

cborgman said:

There needs to be an Orglympic Meetup Event on this subject.

johnart said:

i nominate me, richard, eric, and you.

i'm getting bronze. you're getting a participant ribbon, bitch

cborgman said:

oh shit...

cborgman said:

oh shit...

What the...? Dan has to be the guilty party for this mess...

ScarletScandal said:

Who doesn't love a ribbon?

johnart said:

i prefer ropes, shots, or geysers.

being a remedial cocksucker, i doubt you know what those are.



(i think i've finally found my anx replacement)

johnart said:

i nominate me, richard, eric, and you.

i'm getting bronze. you're getting a participant ribbon, and an applebees 'free dessert with purchase of entree' coupon, bitch





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ScarletScandal said:

Who doesn't love a ribbon?

cborgman said:

I haven't kept a man for 13 years on my charm alone.

johnart said:

of course not.

i suspect it was the chains and handcuffs that did most of the work.
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johnart said:

i nominate me, richard, eric, and you.

i'm getting bronze. you're getting a participant ribbon, and an applebees 'free dessert with purchase of entree' coupon, bitch





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cborgman said:

<==Efan nominates himself to be a judge.

johnart said:

i nominate me, richard, eric, and you.

i'm getting bronze. you're getting a participant ribbon, and an applebees 'free dessert with purchase of entree' coupon, bitch

Efan said:

are you aggressive? like the face huggers in "alien" aggressive?
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cborgman said:

Sure. I'll choke a bitch if I have to.

Hold the mothafuckin' phone, How did I miss THIS thread early in the murnin....
FIRST of all Dan, you fucked up my name....Don't worry, I forgive you.
And yes, Men suck dick better than women. Why else would we be going to their houses when their wives aren't home, meeting them in the car on their lunch breaks, sucking them off in the sex clubs and the bathhouses. It's so good, they HAVE to sneak us in their day. And even WHEN they're with their wives, who do you think they're thinking about? That's right. The menses.
But of course, I'm only talking from experience. I have YET to see a female give some bomb ass head.

What the heck.

ScarletScandal said:

And just how often are you observing such things?

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Outside of porno....not at all. Seeing what chicks porn dissuade me from wanting to actually witnessing it in person. I've heard chicks brag though. In fact, the whole time I was in school last year, I was blowing this guy, and his girlfriend had no clue, and I would hear her bragging to her friends about how good she sucks him, and I thought to myself "If you doing it so good, then WHY is he coming to my room and we sneaking into the showers in the middle of the night?