newpower99 said: Its an oversized ipod touch / iphone . I cant sneak and play on that at work
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Mars23 said: Genesia said: But if you already have an iPhone/iTouch (or even a Droid, for that matter), why would you spend up to $800 more for this? To get a bigger (more easily broken) screen? It.Makes.No.Sense. Well, it does give you the ability to spend $360 a year on top of your current phone bill. Oh! Well, then. Sign me up! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.): tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding." Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad! CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering... Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches. tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple. melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?) TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents. Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model." From the comments section of "Period Pieces": lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt? Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free? fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late? andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up? boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen. ms negative the easy-going unicorn: someone needs to make a 'mysterious blue liquid stain on white' wallpaper for this. LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon. Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me?? NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman... Cinnamoncanuck: @NellMood: Aunt Flo will be so happy! Reply soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing... vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting? morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh? Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex. Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings. andBegorrah: Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing. NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina. BicSharpie: Hopefully it will help people deal with the 24-hour news cycle. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.): tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding." Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad! CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering... Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches. tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple. melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?) TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents. Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model." From the comments section of "Period Pieces": lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt? Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free? fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late? andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up? boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen. ms negative the easy-going unicorn: someone needs to make a 'mysterious blue liquid stain on white' wallpaper for this. LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon. Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me?? NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman... Cinnamoncanuck: @NellMood: Aunt Flo will be so happy! Reply soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing... vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting? morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh? Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex. Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings. andBegorrah: Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing. NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina. BicSharpie: Hopefully it will help people deal with the 24-hour news cycle. OMG - I actually have tears. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Mars23 said: Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."
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I´m thinking, could this be Apple´s own Purple and Gold?
People are massacring this thing. | |
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squirrelgrease said: I totally want one. But I'll wait for a smaller version.
This is the best iPad quote there will ever be. | |
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Apple ended up 1% on the day, but this is still hilarious. This is Apple's stock up to the reveal today:
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garganta said: I´m thinking, could this be Apple´s own Purple and Gold?
People are massacring this thing. all the fuckwits will buy it like it will be the end to all wars and poverty and shit, and walk about like spazztards trying to persuade the rest of the world that the future is here meanwhile the rest of the world will forget about it in a couple of days | |
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garganta said: I´m thinking, could this be Apple´s own Purple and Gold?
People are massacring this thing. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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those are great! We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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Not a great innovation, at this point, but it doesn't look exactly lame either. I don't have an iPhone, so it looks pretty cool to me. My Legacy
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Does it only work 5 days a month? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: Does it only work 5 days a month?
Maybe it's reversed like Wendy My Legacy
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NDRU said: Mars23 said: Does it only work 5 days a month?
Maybe it's reversed like Wendy damn "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Isn't this just a touch-screen laptop without the... um... top? | |
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GirlBrother said: Isn't this just a touch-screen laptop without the... um... top?
I think so. It's not an amazing leap forward, just a natural step in the direction that computers seem to be going. My Legacy
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The tweets are hilarious. The name totally sucks. They really should reconsider.
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PurpleGold said: squirrelgrease said: I totally want one. But I'll wait for a smaller version.
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True dislikes for me:
• No Mac OSX • No ability to run my CS4 Adobe apps • No front-facing camera for video chat • No rear-facing camera • No USB ports for loading/sharing data • No card reader for loading photos while on vacation • No Flash • Max 64GB storage (my iPod classic has 120GB, albeit HDD-based) I think they've left a lot of "room to grow" in this, but a few of the above shoud've been included out of the box, specifically a rear-facing camera and Flash. I'm curious to see what v2.0 looks like. | |
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JackieBlue said: The tweets are hilarious. The name totally sucks. They really should reconsider.
I have a PowerBook an, iPod Touch and a Kindle, don't want an iPhone. Wondering do I want this or am I just slightly attracted to new and shiny gadgets? They can't reconsider - it's already been advertised and packaging has been made. To rename it would be worse than just letting the name grow on people. | |
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Se7en said: JackieBlue said: The tweets are hilarious. The name totally sucks. They really should reconsider.
I have a PowerBook an, iPod Touch and a Kindle, don't want an iPhone. Wondering do I want this or am I just slightly attracted to new and shiny gadgets? They can't reconsider - it's already been advertised and packaging has been made. To rename it would be worse than just letting the name grow on people. Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick. Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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JackieBlue said: Se7en said: They can't reconsider - it's already been advertised and packaging has been made. To rename it would be worse than just letting the name grow on people. Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick. They did some testing, but decided "Giant iPod" was too accurate. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: JackieBlue said: Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick. They did some testing, but decided "Giant iPod" was too accurate. Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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newpower99 said: Its an oversized ipod touch / iphone . I cant sneak and play on that at work
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Mars23 said: JackieBlue said: Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick. They did some testing, but decided "Giant iPod" was too accurate. but seriously is "pad" such a bad word? "Pod" has always had more strange connotations, IMO My Legacy
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Mars23 said: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_apple
I can't fucking wait. SAN FRANCISCO – Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the iPad, a tablet-style computer that resembles the iPhone, but larger. "It's so much more intimate than a laptop and so much more capable than a smart phone," Jobs said Wednesday at the device's highly anticipated debut in San Francisco. Jobs demonstrated how the iPad is used for surfing the Web with Apple's Safari browser. He typed an e-mail using an on-screen keyboard and flipped through photo albums by flicking his finger across the screen. The CEO says the iPad will also be better for reading books, playing games and watching video than either a laptop or a smart phone. No price or information on availability was immediately announced. Now Apple will have to convince consumers, many of whom already have Internet-connected phones, computers and TVs, that that's the case. Tablet computers have existed for a decade, with little success. Shares in Apple fell $4.65, or 2.3 percent, to $201.29 in afternoon trading Wednesday. The Cupertino, Calif.-based company's shares have more than doubled over the past year, partly on anticipation of the tablet computer. | |
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RenHoek said: SOSGemini posted this on fbook so I snatched it...
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