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Reply #30 posted 01/27/10 12:58pm

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Its an oversized ipod touch / iphone . I cant sneak and play on that at work


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Reply #31 posted 01/27/10 12:59pm

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Mars23 said:

Genesia said:



But if you already have an iPhone/iTouch (or even a Droid, for that matter), why would you spend up to $800 more for this? To get a bigger (more easily broken) screen? It.Makes.No.Sense.


Well, it does give you the ability to spend $360 a year on top of your current phone bill.


Oh! Well, then. Sign me up! lol
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Reply #32 posted 01/27/10 1:02pm

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From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."

From the comments section of "Period Pieces":

lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt?

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup

morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen.

ms negative the easy-going unicorn: someone needs to make a 'mysterious blue liquid stain on white' wallpaper for this.

LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon.

Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me??

NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...

Cinnamoncanuck: @NellMood: Aunt Flo will be so happy! Reply

soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing...

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.

Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.

andBegorrah: Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing.

NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.

BicSharpie: Hopefully it will help people deal with the 24-hour news cycle.
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Reply #33 posted 01/27/10 1:04pm

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iTampon is a treading topic on Twitter too. hahaha
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Reply #34 posted 01/27/10 1:08pm

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From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."

From the comments section of "Period Pieces":

lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt?

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup

morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen.

ms negative the easy-going unicorn: someone needs to make a 'mysterious blue liquid stain on white' wallpaper for this.

LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon.

Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me??

NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...

Cinnamoncanuck: @NellMood: Aunt Flo will be so happy! Reply

soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing...

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.

Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.

andBegorrah: Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing.

NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.

BicSharpie: Hopefully it will help people deal with the 24-hour news cycle.


OMG - I actually have tears. lol cry lol
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Reply #35 posted 01/27/10 1:24pm

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Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."


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Reply #36 posted 01/27/10 1:30pm

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I´m thinking, could this be Apple´s own Purple and Gold?

People are massacring this thing.
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Reply #37 posted 01/27/10 1:37pm

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I totally want one. But I'll wait for a smaller version.



This is the best iPad quote there will ever be.
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Reply #38 posted 01/27/10 1:38pm

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Apple ended up 1% on the day, but this is still hilarious. This is Apple's stock up to the reveal today:

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Reply #39 posted 01/27/10 1:38pm

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garganta said:

I´m thinking, could this be Apple´s own Purple and Gold?

People are massacring this thing.


all the fuckwits will buy it like it will be the end to all wars and poverty and shit, and walk about like spazztards trying to persuade the rest of the world that the future is here

meanwhile the rest of the world will forget about it in a couple of days
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Reply #40 posted 01/27/10 1:41pm

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garganta said:

I´m thinking, could this be Apple´s own Purple and Gold?

People are massacring this thing.



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Reply #41 posted 01/27/10 1:53pm

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those are great! falloff
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Reply #42 posted 01/27/10 1:59pm

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Not a great innovation, at this point, but it doesn't look exactly lame either. I don't have an iPhone, so it looks pretty cool to me.
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Reply #43 posted 01/27/10 2:05pm

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Does it only work 5 days a month?
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Reply #44 posted 01/27/10 2:08pm

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Mars23 said:

Does it only work 5 days a month?


Maybe it's reversed like Wendy
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Reply #45 posted 01/27/10 2:09pm

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NDRU said:

Mars23 said:

Does it only work 5 days a month?


Maybe it's reversed like Wendy



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Reply #46 posted 01/27/10 2:39pm

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Isn't this just a touch-screen laptop without the... um... top?
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Reply #47 posted 01/27/10 2:40pm

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GirlBrother said:

Isn't this just a touch-screen laptop without the... um... top?


I think so. It's not an amazing leap forward, just a natural step in the direction that computers seem to be going.
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Reply #48 posted 01/27/10 2:55pm

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The tweets are hilarious. The name totally sucks. They really should reconsider.

I have a PowerBook an, iPod Touch and a Kindle, don't want an iPhone. Wondering do I want this or am I just slightly attracted to new and shiny gadgets? hmmm
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Reply #49 posted 01/27/10 3:13pm

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PurpleGold said:

squirrelgrease said:

I totally want one. But I'll wait for a smaller version.



This is the best iPad quote there will ever be.


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Reply #50 posted 01/27/10 3:18pm

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True dislikes for me:

• No Mac OSX
• No ability to run my CS4 Adobe apps
• No front-facing camera for video chat
• No rear-facing camera
• No USB ports for loading/sharing data
• No card reader for loading photos while on vacation
• No Flash
• Max 64GB storage (my iPod classic has 120GB, albeit HDD-based)

I think they've left a lot of "room to grow" in this, but a few of the above shoud've been included out of the box, specifically a rear-facing camera and Flash.

I'm curious to see what v2.0 looks like.
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Reply #51 posted 01/27/10 3:20pm

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The tweets are hilarious. The name totally sucks. They really should reconsider.

I have a PowerBook an, iPod Touch and a Kindle, don't want an iPhone. Wondering do I want this or am I just slightly attracted to new and shiny gadgets? hmmm


They can't reconsider - it's already been advertised and packaging has been made. To rename it would be worse than just letting the name grow on people.
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Reply #52 posted 01/27/10 3:28pm

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Se7en said:

JackieBlue said:

The tweets are hilarious. The name totally sucks. They really should reconsider.

I have a PowerBook an, iPod Touch and a Kindle, don't want an iPhone. Wondering do I want this or am I just slightly attracted to new and shiny gadgets? hmmm


They can't reconsider - it's already been advertised and packaging has been made. To rename it would be worse than just letting the name grow on people.



Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick.
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Reply #53 posted 01/27/10 3:35pm

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JackieBlue said:

Se7en said:



They can't reconsider - it's already been advertised and packaging has been made. To rename it would be worse than just letting the name grow on people.



Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick.


They did some testing, but decided "Giant iPod" was too accurate.
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Reply #54 posted 01/27/10 3:44pm

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Mars23 said:

JackieBlue said:




Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick.


They did some testing, but decided "Giant iPod" was too accurate.



lol nod
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Reply #55 posted 01/27/10 3:46pm

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Its an oversized ipod touch / iphone . I cant sneak and play on that at work



Exactly! lol
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Reply #56 posted 01/27/10 3:51pm

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Mars23 said:

JackieBlue said:




Don't they test the names around the office or with selected before they decide on them? I thought some of the predicted names were better than iPad. Maybe licensing issues or whatever but I didn't think this would be the final pick.


They did some testing, but decided "Giant iPod" was too accurate.


lol but seriously is "pad" such a bad word? "Pod" has always had more strange connotations, IMO
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Reply #57 posted 01/27/10 3:53pm

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_apple



SAN FRANCISCO – Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the iPad, a tablet-style computer that resembles the iPhone, but larger.

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop and so much more capable than a smart phone," Jobs said Wednesday at the device's highly anticipated debut in San Francisco.

Jobs demonstrated how the iPad is used for surfing the Web with Apple's Safari browser. He typed an e-mail using an on-screen keyboard and flipped through photo albums by flicking his finger across the screen.

The CEO says the iPad will also be better for reading books, playing games and watching video than either a laptop or a smart phone.

No price or information on availability was immediately announced.

Now Apple will have to convince consumers, many of whom already have Internet-connected phones, computers and TVs, that that's the case. Tablet computers have existed for a decade, with little success.

Shares in Apple fell $4.65, or 2.3 percent, to $201.29 in afternoon trading Wednesday. The Cupertino, Calif.-based company's shares have more than doubled over the past year, partly on anticipation of the tablet computer.
I can't fucking wait. lol
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Reply #58 posted 01/27/10 3:54pm

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SOSGemini posted this on fbook so I snatched it...



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Reply #59 posted 01/27/10 4:01pm

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SOSGemini posted this on fbook so I snatched it...



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