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Thread started 02/21/10 1:49pm

SunnySkies

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"bitch, shut up" - the Maury show

OMG, this is brilliant... I love trashy people love2

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Reply #1 posted 02/21/10 1:53pm

Vendetta1

These little motherfuckers would not last a day on their own. I wish parents could divorce their kids.
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Reply #2 posted 02/21/10 1:57pm

FauxReal

The last girl is more prepared than I was. I didn't have a whole 3 backup pacifiers for my child.
[Edited 2/21/10 13:58pm]
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Reply #3 posted 02/21/10 2:00pm

whistle

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now i remember why i don't have sex...
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Reply #4 posted 02/21/10 2:03pm

Vendetta1

FauxReal said:

The last girl is more prepared than I was. I didn't have a whole 3 backup pacifiers for my child.
[Edited 2/21/10 13:58pm]
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Reply #5 posted 02/21/10 2:10pm

peb319

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these girls are around 15
and saying their mothers need to stay out of their lives??!!
falloff

then..i would have to say if that's how you feel get the heck out of my house and pay for your own sh*t!!
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

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Reply #6 posted 02/21/10 2:43pm

comegetwild

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That whole show is faker than a plastic turd.
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Reply #7 posted 02/21/10 2:54pm

Vendetta1

peb319 said:

these girls are around 15
and saying their mothers need to stay out of their lives??!!
falloff

then..i would have to say if that's how you feel get the heck out of my house and pay for your own sh*t!!
exactly.
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Reply #8 posted 02/21/10 3:22pm

Harlepolis

I don't know WHY is that even an issue? confused

Fucked up thing about it is lol I always picture myself in their place,,,,running my mouth like that,,,TO MOMMA disbelief shake

She doesn't even need to raise her hand on my grown ass,,,,the MERE shot of her eyes will give me a fatal heart attack lol

Man, these parents today need to grow some balls disbelief
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Reply #9 posted 02/21/10 3:27pm

Genesia

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Harlepolis said:

I don't know WHY is that even an issue? confused

Fucked up thing about it is lol I always picture myself in their place,,,,running my mouth like that,,,TO MOMMA disbelief shake

She doesn't even need to raise her hand on my grown ass,,,,the MERE shot of her eyes will give me a fatal heart attack lol

Man, these parents today need to grow some balls disbelief


Actually, the time for them to have grown a pair was about 14 years ago.
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Reply #10 posted 02/21/10 3:40pm

Vendetta1

Genesia said:

Harlepolis said:

I don't know WHY is that even an issue? confused

Fucked up thing about it is lol I always picture myself in their place,,,,running my mouth like that,,,TO MOMMA disbelief shake

She doesn't even need to raise her hand on my grown ass,,,,the MERE shot of her eyes will give me a fatal heart attack lol

Man, these parents today need to grow some balls disbelief


Actually, the time for them to have grown a pair was about 14 years ago.
falloff

I think what you said was funny but in the seriousness of it all, I can only point to my own daughter. there were no balls to grow when she was small. She was a perfect child until she got to be twelve. She had her period where she wanted to do what the hell she chose to do and then I grew a set about six months ago. It is hard when you can't grab them up in the collar like you want to. sad
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Reply #11 posted 02/21/10 3:44pm

Genesia

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Vendetta1 said:

Genesia said:



Actually, the time for them to have grown a pair was about 14 years ago.
falloff

I think what you said was funny but in the seriousness of it all, I can only point to my own daughter. there were no balls to grow when she was small. She was a perfect child until she got to be twelve. She had her period where she wanted to do what the hell she chose to do and then I grew a set about six months ago. It is hard when you can't grab them up in the collar like you want to. sad


So she spent her first 12 years plotting. lol

Sorry, Ivy. I know you're a good mom. She'll come to realize that. hug
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Reply #12 posted 02/21/10 3:47pm

Vendetta1

Genesia said:

Vendetta1 said:

falloff

I think what you said was funny but in the seriousness of it all, I can only point to my own daughter. there were no balls to grow when she was small. She was a perfect child until she got to be twelve. She had her period where she wanted to do what the hell she chose to do and then I grew a set about six months ago. It is hard when you can't grab them up in the collar like you want to. sad


So she spent her first 12 years plotting. lol

Sorry, Ivy. I know you're a good mom. She'll come to realize that. hug
spit

I hope she realizes it soon because I feel seriously detached from her right now. If she treats me the way she does now for the next three years, I feel we will go our separate ways.
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Reply #13 posted 02/21/10 4:07pm

KatSkrizzle

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comegetwild said:

That whole show is faker than a plastic turd.

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Reply #14 posted 02/21/10 7:10pm

ScarletScandal

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falloff
Man....number 1 is a BAD bitch!! I wouldn't fuck with her ya'll!!! She got blankets and toys and shit...
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Reply #15 posted 02/21/10 7:20pm

ZombieKitten

why on earth do they want babies?!?!? confuse
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Reply #16 posted 02/21/10 7:56pm

Acrylic

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ZombieKitten said:

why on earth do they want babies?!?!? confuse


Riiiiight! confuse
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Reply #17 posted 02/21/10 11:47pm

bboy87

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Don't ya'll just love suburban teens who think they're tough

Yeah ya'll I'm tough, last week I went to school not wearing my uniform and I didn't care

lol


Seriously though, I hate kids like this, but I hate the parents more. These people are scared of their own offspring?! Fuck outta here neutral
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Reply #18 posted 02/22/10 12:49am

StillGotIt

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See...with all this child abuse stuff folks are afraid to beat the hell outta the kids who need it. My kids so far have been a total blessing...but I understand that as teens, they are gonna find things to do that I dont care for. However, they know that I will not give up my dictatorship any time soon.
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Reply #19 posted 02/22/10 6:36am

JustErin

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StillGotIt said:

See...with all this child abuse stuff folks are afraid to beat the hell outta the kids who need it. My kids so far have been a total blessing...but I understand that as teens, they are gonna find things to do that I dont care for. However, they know that I will not give up my dictatorship any time soon.


Actually, I bet a lot of kids that act out this way come from homes where abuse and violence surrounds them constantly.

Real or not, it's just fucking sad that people live this way.
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Reply #20 posted 02/22/10 7:17am

Cuddles

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comegetwild said:

That whole show is faker than a plastic turd.



lol

why do the shots remind me of a lawyers commercial?
To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.
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Reply #21 posted 02/22/10 1:33pm

BklynBabe

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Vendetta1 said:

It is hard when you can't grab them up in the collar like you want to. sad


Mine will never be that grown.... wink he betta watch his back....
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Reply #22 posted 02/22/10 1:40pm

ZombieKitten

Acrylic said:

ZombieKitten said:

why on earth do they want babies?!?!? confuse


Riiiiight! confuse


I hate to think that they assume once they have some responsibility of their own it means someone else can't tell them what to do? They will have someone of their own to boss around? what?!?! headlp

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Reply #23 posted 02/22/10 1:48pm

BlackAdder7

this just shows the worst of our culture..these types of shows make me feel sad..
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Reply #24 posted 02/22/10 2:05pm

Dave1992

Usually I'm the gentleman kinda boy who would never raise a hand on a woman, but in this case I would slap those bitches so hard and drag them 'round on a dusty floor until they don't know which hole belongs to their ass and which one to their face anymore. Those aren't girls, those are MUTHERFUCKING BEASTS!



I also find it quite sad, ridiculous and pathetic that they think it's so rebellious to have sex. lol Sad bitches, sad parents, sad society, sad people who entertain themselves by watching this on TV neutral
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Reply #25 posted 02/22/10 2:09pm

ZombieKitten

BlackAdder7 said:

this just shows the worst of our culture..these types of shows make me feel sad..


the master said the other day "americans are so gross" disbelief

I think this is exactly the kind of thing he was talking about

not the girls themselves per se, but the need to broadcast them on television and exaggerate their nonsense confused


the barry williams show
One man at the window
One girl at the bar
Saw that look of recognition
When they know just who you are
I seen you on the tv
I seen you on that show
You make the people crazy
And then you let them go

Before the show we calm them
We sympathise, we care
And the hostile folk we keep apart
'til the red light says 'on air'
Did you see our leather lovers
All tied up to the chair
Did you catch those child molesters
No one else goes there

What a show, the barry williams show
What a show,
Dysfunctional excess
Is all it took for my success
The greater pain that they endure
The more you know the show will scored
It's showtime

Got the reputation of a surgeon
'cos they cannot feel the cut
It looks so very simple
But it really is an art
They call our studio 'the hospital'
Making money from the sick
We let people be themselves
There is no other trick

'my lover stole my girlfriend'
'i keep beating up my ex'
'i want to kill my neighbour'
'my daughter's selling sex'
'my s/m lover hurt me'
'my girl became a man'
'i love my daughter's rapist
'my life's gone down the pan'

What a show, the barry williams show
The barry williams show
Dysfunctional excess
Is all it took for my success
And when the punches start to fly
The ratings always read so high
It's showtime

'that girl has got no scruples'
Not a wrinkle on her face
You would not believe the plot she conceived
So they'd let her take my place
Well, no man is an island
No man is a sea
But this display of emotion
Is all but drowning me

What a show, oh what a show
On my show, the barry williams show
It's my show
What a show
Dysfunctional excess
Is all it took for my success

The best tv you've ever seen
Where people say the things that they really mean
I hear my name, i hear them roar
For the one more time i take the floor
Just one more barry williams show
We're gonna take you where you want to go
It's showtime

Come on down
Come on down
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Reply #26 posted 02/22/10 2:11pm

Dave1992

ZombieKitten said:

BlackAdder7 said:

this just shows the worst of our culture..these types of shows make me feel sad..


the master said the other day "americans are so gross" disbelief

I think this is exactly the kind of thing he was talking about

not the girls themselves per se, but the need to broadcast them on television and exaggerate their nonsense confused


the barry williams show
One man at the window
One girl at the bar
Saw that look of recognition
When they know just who you are
I seen you on the tv
I seen you on that show
You make the people crazy
And then you let them go

Before the show we calm them
We sympathise, we care
And the hostile folk we keep apart
'til the red light says 'on air'
Did you see our leather lovers
All tied up to the chair
Did you catch those child molesters
No one else goes there

What a show, the barry williams show
What a show,
Dysfunctional excess
Is all it took for my success
The greater pain that they endure
The more you know the show will scored
It's showtime

Got the reputation of a surgeon
'cos they cannot feel the cut
It looks so very simple
But it really is an art
They call our studio 'the hospital'
Making money from the sick
We let people be themselves
There is no other trick

'my lover stole my girlfriend'
'i keep beating up my ex'
'i want to kill my neighbour'
'my daughter's selling sex'
'my s/m lover hurt me'
'my girl became a man'
'i love my daughter's rapist
'my life's gone down the pan'

What a show, the barry williams show
The barry williams show
Dysfunctional excess
Is all it took for my success
And when the punches start to fly
The ratings always read so high
It's showtime

'that girl has got no scruples'
Not a wrinkle on her face
You would not believe the plot she conceived
So they'd let her take my place
Well, no man is an island
No man is a sea
But this display of emotion
Is all but drowning me

What a show, oh what a show
On my show, the barry williams show
It's my show
What a show
Dysfunctional excess
Is all it took for my success

The best tv you've ever seen
Where people say the things that they really mean
I hear my name, i hear them roar
For the one more time i take the floor
Just one more barry williams show
We're gonna take you where you want to go
It's showtime

Come on down
Come on down


Peter Gabriel?
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Reply #27 posted 02/22/10 2:12pm

TD3

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Harlepolis said:

I don't know WHY is that even an issue? confused

Fucked up thing about it is lol I always picture myself in their place,,,,running my mouth like that,,,TO MOMMA disbelief shake

She doesn't even need to raise her hand on my grown ass,,,,the MERE shot of her eyes will give me a fatal heart attack lol

Man, these parents today need to grow some balls disbelief


I know that's right! My daughter knows that look. lol


As my mother always says, "How and the hell is a midget going to dictate rules in your home"?
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Reply #28 posted 02/22/10 2:12pm

ZombieKitten

Dave1992 said:

Peter Gabriel?

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Reply #29 posted 02/22/10 2:13pm

Dave1992

ZombieKitten said:

Dave1992 said:

Peter Gabriel?

nod


Great song from a great album!
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