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Whistle. Hi.

hahahahaha

i just said "derelicte my balls" to someone.

starkitty said:

Hi, starkitty. I don't think we've talked before. My name is Erin. I can bend my elbows backwards and bake a cake from scratch. I like spiders but I hate millipedes.

What's your name?

My name is Jennifer and you are cute. I think I told you so in your wedding pictures. Or something.

TheVoid said:

starkitty said:

You are super cute! I like your wings. Are they real?

Can you elaborate on the backwards elbows thing? No, those wings are a wish.

My stars.

I was born with a genetic disorder that includes wacky collagen. All my joints are super bendy. My skin also stretches like Elastic Man. And when I have surgery, everything rips open and my intestines fall out!

Yes, that does make me hot. Thank you.

I am hoping this ends how I want it too and the video gets posted on the Org

I'm pretty bendy. Are you saying you can touch your elbows together behind your back?

starkitty said:

No, I mean I can actually bend them the wrong way. Like, if I put my hands on a table with my arms straight out and lean on them, instead of staying straight my elbows will bend in instead of out.

But I just tried to touch them together behind my back and yes. I can.

PunkMistress said:

If I saw that, after retching a bit, I bet that would turn me on.

PunkMistress said:

My friend can do that too. It looks creepy

Fauxie said:

If you saw me put my knees by my ears, you would retch. Out of your penis.

PunkMistress said:

That sentence has almost certainly never been uttered anywhere on earth before throughout all human history.

Fauxie said:

When I was a kid, I used to obsessively wonder if sentences I said or wrote had ever been said by anyone else before.

True story.

Thank God I don't have balls. That has to be such an annoyance.

PunkMistress said:

I still do that in the chat here sometimes, though I don't wonder because I already know.

starkitty said:

You're hot.

Not with balls.

zaza said:

She is. Like a Sheryl Crow you could punch and she'd like it.

Leave Sheryl out of this. She's been through a lot.

starkitty said:

I'm very sorry, you're right. How's your hair these days?