When you have a dream of Oprah stretch out on your couch watching her own program?

it means that you realy want the kind of success that oprah has...

4-real

nyse said:

But then she broke my door handle

funkpill said:

She's waiting for Tom Cruise to jump on ..... [Leaves that open to interpretation edit]

That possibly you need to speak to someone about a deep subject?

It means you'll miss her when she retires.

littlemissG said:

It's seldom that I watch her

Depends on the subject


But she broke my damn door and didn't want to pay for it!!!


I said, "Oh!! You're paying for it rich lady".


Then I woke up

funkpill said:

it means that you have a secret crush on steadman.

either that or


in your subconcious you view oprah as your therapist and you are in need of a session.

It means you need to stop falling asleep with the TV on.

paintedlady said:

oh the dreams i have had when i fell asleep with the tv on.

there was this one time when I had a dream about the apocalypse. there were bombs going off and toxic gasses and people were screaming. I woke up and realised that I had been farting in my sleep and the tv was playing terminator 3; rise of the machines.

DesireeNevermind said:

!!!!!

The remote must have been the broken door handle...

we need a thread devoted to this type stuff.

DREAMS YOU'VE HAD WHEN FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE TV ON.

funkpill change the title! I had weird dreams after falling asleep in from of infomercials....

I once had a dream about Tyrese. He was accusing me of cheating on him and telling me he was gonna whoop my ass. I told him I was cheating on him with Tom Cruise and if he wanted to fight then let's do it bitch! We had a baby and he grabbed our baby and threw him out the window and then I went ballistic and beat him to death with a steel dildo and I started screaming. Right then I woke up. Turns out "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" was on and Vivica's character was crying because her dog got thrown out the window by Larenz Tate. honestly, I think I only dream when the tv is playing.

paintedlady said:

I mean she open the door and the whole door collaspe


I was mad than a mug

funkpill said:

You got Oprah busting through doors in your dreams? Was she fat Oprah or skinny Oprah? Did she have a pitcher of Koolaid?

paintedlady said:

I guess she was current

funkpill said:

Sex dream.

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Girl, what the hell?

PurpleRighteous1 said:

tv dreams are crazy as hell. i never have a good nights sleep when they happen.

I'm not the only one who has crazy tv dreams!!!!