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Thread started 01/15/10 1:33pm

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A Man And A Woman Who Had Never Met Before

But who were both married to other people,found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,..... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!..... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .....'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....he farted. confused

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Reply #1 posted 01/15/10 1:34pm

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ACRYLIC batting eyes

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I only do things for fun.

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Reply #2 posted 01/15/10 1:35pm

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Reply #3 posted 01/15/10 1:47pm

chocolate1

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #4 posted 01/15/10 1:48pm

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Reply #5 posted 01/15/10 1:56pm

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I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09

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Reply #7 posted 01/15/10 3:52pm

peb319

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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..

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Reply #8 posted 01/15/10 4:25pm

luv4u

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'Get your own damn blanket.' mad

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #9 posted 01/16/10 5:26am

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i was soo hoping for a different ending to that story..... lol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #10 posted 01/16/10 9:57am

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Good one.

"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD

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Reply #11 posted 01/17/10 12:18am

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