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Thread started 01/20/10 3:43pm

ZombieKitten

How to get your woman to watch sports

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo...tch-sport/

Are we talking a night at the opera? Nup. We're talking sport. And she hates it. But don't fret. She just doesn't know what she's missing out on. It's up to you to convince her that sport is more than just a game. It's life.

Try these five tips below and watching the big game on Sunday just may become a lot more easier.

Explain the game
The best way to learn a sport is to play it. That's easy if you're talking tennis or touch football, but trickier if your passion is baseball or cricket.
Invite her to watch you play on the weekend or take her to see a professional game because watching some sporting heroes (like you) in the flesh may pique her interest.

Teach her appreciation
It might look easy when Matthew Hayden hits a six, but today's professionals train hard to stay at the top of their game.
Encourage her to have a go herself so she'll realise just how hard it is to put bat on ball.

Talk the players up
Avoid scandals like Wayne Carey's indiscretion with his best friend's missus, even if you're only making a joke.
Instead, talk up some players' positive attributes, like David Beckham being the loving father to his boys and John Eales cooking for his mum.

Answer all her questions
In an effort to understand what's going on, many stupid questions will be asked.
Answer every one patiently and in good humour, even if she asks why the umpire has just given a batsman the finger, why rucks and mauls appear to be the same thing and why league players run into defenders, while their union counterparts tend to run around them.

If all else fails, barter
This is the last resort. Tell her that you'll do something she likes if she'll watch the game with you; it might mean enduring a chick flick, but after all, compromise is the key to a long and harmonious relationship.


WTF!!!!! lol anyone trying to get me to waste my time (which could be spent on something I actually enjoy) in ways like this will get a punch from me

I love you baby, but I don't love you THAT much!
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Reply #1 posted 01/20/10 3:45pm

zaza

I don't watch sport and I'm man neutral
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Reply #2 posted 01/20/10 3:45pm

BlackAdder7

zaza said:

I don't watch sport and I'm man neutral

neutral
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Reply #3 posted 01/20/10 3:49pm

whistle

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ugh. why would i WANT her to watch it with me? who wants to hear 2 hours of dumb questions to clarify everything that's going on?
everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #4 posted 01/20/10 3:51pm

zaza

BlackAdder7 said:

zaza said:

I don't watch sport and I'm man neutral

neutral

I just find it boring..for example football..a bunch of crazy men chasing ball for 90 minutes neutral
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Reply #5 posted 01/20/10 3:53pm

BlackAdder7

zaza said:

BlackAdder7 said:


neutral

I just find it boring..for example football..a bunch of crazy men chasing ball for 90 minutes neutral
[Edited 1/20/10 15:52pm]



do you sit down to pee too?
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Reply #6 posted 01/20/10 3:58pm

zaza

BlackAdder7 said:

zaza said:


I just find it boring..for example football..a bunch of crazy men chasing ball for 90 minutes neutral
[Edited 1/20/10 15:52pm]



do you sit down to pee too?

falloff
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Reply #7 posted 01/20/10 4:06pm

lazycrockett

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I totally misread watch. eek
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #8 posted 01/20/10 4:08pm

DesireeNevermi
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if there's a promise of good 69 and oral then I'm watching the game and the stupid commentary that follows.
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Reply #9 posted 01/20/10 4:12pm

chocolate1

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Helloooo... Bunch of sexist nonsense! hmph!
It assumes that women don't like/understand sports and only want to do things like "watch chick flicks"! mad

WHERE IS SCNDLS?! faint

I am a huge baseball fan... I'm following the winter trades right now.
AND I am VERY loyal to my Alma Mater's football team, the "Rutgers Scarlet Knights".
I'm not big on basketball, but I don't need it explained!

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #10 posted 01/20/10 4:14pm

DesireeNevermi
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chocolate1 said:

Helloooo... Bunch of sexist nonsense! hmph!
It assumes that women don't like/understand sports and only want to do things like "watch chick flicks"! mad

WHERE IS SCNDLS?!
faint

I am a huge baseball fan... I'm following the winter trades right now.
AND I am VERY loyal to my Alma Mater's football team, the "Rutgers Scarlet Knights".
I'm not big on basketball, but I don't need it explained!



SCNDLS loves her some football.


I just watch sports for the hunks. confused
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Reply #11 posted 01/20/10 4:19pm

wishingonastar

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I watch way more sports than my husband. Hell I'm the one that taught our son about most of them. Including how to play basketball.
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Reply #12 posted 01/20/10 4:21pm

PunkMistress

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I hate watching sports. Except boxing.

But I am more interested when someone is explaining to me what's going on.
It's what you make it.
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Reply #13 posted 01/20/10 4:21pm

chocolate1

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wishingonastar said:

I watch way more sports than my husband. Hell I'm the one that taught our son about most of them. Including how to play basketball.



highfive

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #14 posted 01/20/10 4:25pm

mcmeekle

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lazycrockett said:

I totally misread watch. eek

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Reply #15 posted 01/20/10 5:05pm

wildgoldenhone
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I understand the concept,
but I hate watching!
I might just jump on the field to try score a goal for the team.
neutral
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Reply #16 posted 01/20/10 5:12pm

lazycrockett

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If I go to a sporting event I'm fine, watching sports on TV is just plain boring to me.
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #17 posted 01/20/10 5:19pm

veronikka

zaza said:

I don't watch sport and I'm man neutral



woot!
Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #18 posted 01/20/10 5:21pm

wildgoldenhone
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veronikka said:

zaza said:

I don't watch sport and I'm man neutral



woot!

lol
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Reply #19 posted 01/20/10 5:47pm

ernestsewell

Eat her out while she's watching.
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Reply #20 posted 01/20/10 6:34pm

ZombieKitten

lazycrockett said:

I totally misread watch. eek

that will be my next thread! biggrin

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Reply #21 posted 01/20/10 6:35pm

chocolate1

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ernestsewell said:

Eat her out while she's watching.



Or give her the art you won... biggrin

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #22 posted 01/20/10 6:40pm

ernestsewell

chocolate1 said:

ernestsewell said:

Eat her out while she's watching.



Or give her the art you won... biggrin

She'd have to blow me for that.

Although I'm not into sports, so I'm gonna need more motivation for.....wait, what are we talking about?
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Reply #23 posted 01/20/10 6:41pm

Fauxie

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Hot women participating.
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!!
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Reply #24 posted 01/20/10 7:00pm

chocolate1

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ernestsewell said:

chocolate1 said:




Or give her the art you won... biggrin

She'd have to blow me for that.

Although I'm not into sports, so I'm gonna need more motivation for.....wait, what are we talking about?



http://prince.org/msg/100/328509

lol


But see, I'M the sports nut in this coupling...
So to get me AWAY from my game, you'll need to oral THEN hand over the original Gascot! wink

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #25 posted 01/20/10 7:18pm

Acrylic

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Sports... bored2
batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven.
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Reply #26 posted 01/20/10 7:50pm

CarrieMpls

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ZombieKitten said:


WTF!!!!! lol anyone trying to get me to waste my time (which could be spent on something I actually enjoy) in ways like this will get a punch from me

I love you baby, but I don't love you THAT much!


I'm with you. This is ridiculous. I'd rather go do my own thing.

Why do some people think couples should do EVERYthing together?
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Reply #27 posted 01/20/10 7:53pm

Fauxie

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CarrieMpls said:

ZombieKitten said:


WTF!!!!! lol anyone trying to get me to waste my time (which could be spent on something I actually enjoy) in ways like this will get a punch from me

I love you baby, but I don't love you THAT much!


I'm with you. This is ridiculous. I'd rather go do my own thing.

Why do some people think couples should do EVERYthing together?


Not everything and every time, but sometimes it's nice. I mean, I wouldn't ask my wife to watch every Liverpool football game with me, but for the Champions League final, yep. She knew it was important to me and that her watching with me would make it even more fun for me. smile It's something you do. rose
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!!
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Reply #28 posted 01/20/10 7:58pm

CarrieMpls

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Fauxie said:

CarrieMpls said:



I'm with you. This is ridiculous. I'd rather go do my own thing.

Why do some people think couples should do EVERYthing together?


Not everything and every time, but sometimes it's nice. I mean, I wouldn't ask my wife to watch every Liverpool football game with me, but for the Champions League final, yep. She knew it was important to me and that her watching with me would make it even more fun for me. smile It's something you do. rose


I suppose I kind of get that.

But I think about if I wanted to go see my favorite band play and my bf HATED that band I'd rather go see them with a friend, who would really enjoy it with me. It's just more fun that way.

So no, I guess I still don't really get it. lol
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Reply #29 posted 01/20/10 8:03pm

ZombieKitten

Fauxie said:

CarrieMpls said:



I'm with you. This is ridiculous. I'd rather go do my own thing.

Why do some people think couples should do EVERYthing together?


Not everything and every time, but sometimes it's nice. I mean, I wouldn't ask my wife to watch every Liverpool football game with me, but for the Champions League final, yep. She knew it was important to me and that her watching with me would make it even more fun for me. smile It's something you do. rose


I'll watch the football with the master when it's sweden against argentina, or a swedish tennis player against an argentinian but only for stirring him up falloff
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