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PrintableKatSkrizzle said: you must not watch porn....
 lil people porn... 
them bitches can work them lil asses! | |
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'Kay, so this probably doesn't have much relevance, but one day I saw this altercation outside of a bar between this dude and a 'little person', and the 'little person' punched the guy in the nuts, the big guy toppled over, and the 'little person' BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!
It was the best thing I think I've ever seen in my life.   ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Acrylic said: 'Kay, so this probably doesn't have much relevance, but one day I saw this altercation outside of a bar between this dude and a 'little person', and the 'little person' punched the guy in the nuts, the big guy toppled over, and the 'little person' BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!
It was the best thing I think I've ever seen in my life. I watched a little person beat the fuck out of one of my coworkers one night...and I mean whoop his ass...we had to pull the lil' guy off of him,... | |
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thejason said: Acrylic said: 'Kay, so this probably doesn't have much relevance, but one day I saw this altercation outside of a bar between this dude and a 'little person', and the 'little person' punched the guy in the nuts, the big guy toppled over, and the 'little person' BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!
It was the best thing I think I've ever seen in my life. I watched a little person beat the fuck out of one of my coworkers one night...and I mean whoop his ass...we had to pull the lil' guy off of him,... OMG what kind of life do you live? | |
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thejason said: Acrylic said: 'Kay, so this probably doesn't have much relevance, but one day I saw this altercation outside of a bar between this dude and a 'little person', and the 'little person' punched the guy in the nuts, the big guy toppled over, and the 'little person' BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!
It was the best thing I think I've ever seen in my life. I watched a little person beat the fuck out of one of my coworkers one night...and I mean whoop his ass...we had to pull the lil' guy off of him,... That's good shit.  ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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TheVoid said: thejason said: I watched a little person beat the fuck out of one of my coworkers one night...and I mean whoop his ass...we had to pull the lil' guy off of him,... OMG what kind of life do you live? I'm a mover & a shaker, Dan...I live life like theres no tomorrow...there's only 2 bad motherfuckers here and I'm both of 'em... | |
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mcmeekle said: A midget's limbs are in proportion. They're just small.
A dwarf has disproportionate (short) limbs. An elf lives in the forest but is normal size.  What about Hobbits? | |
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markpeg said: mcmeekle said: A midget's limbs are in proportion. They're just small.
A dwarf has disproportionate (short) limbs. An elf lives in the forest but is normal size. What about Hobbits? Hobbits' limbs are in proportion, just small... and hairy. ACRYLIC
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cborgman said: mcmeekle said: Peter Dinklage? He's got to have a small penis with a name like that....
 i'd bet he could cockslap you even at his height. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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TheVoid said: cborgman said: well, this is as good a time as any to publically admit this:
i find peter dinklage attractive. i've seen him walking around the west village, with a dog that is huge. he's kind of attractive in person too.  He's very handsome.
I'm not sure why I'm sensitive to little people, but I am. I *HATE* it when they are ridiculed like circus freaks. It makes me very upset. I know I make fun of Prince, but he's just a small dude--he's not really a 'little person' in the sense that they are. And ultimately, is their being little so different? I mean, does it really mean anything in the scheme of things? 
I can empathize with a lot of what little people experience because even though I fall into the average size range, I am damned small. As a youngin doctors predicted I'd never be taller than 4'6'' and be a midget, myself. I ended up a bit bigger than that, but I'm still less than 5 feet tall. I am forever having to haul out a stool to stand on, or ask people in stores (especially buying groceries!) to reach for me, or climb on things, and there are certain jobs I'll never be able to hold because of my size. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find business clothes in the children's department?  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find business clothes in the children's department?
but if you were a prostitute, you'd have no problem at all! 
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It goes the other way round. I dated a 6 ft 6 guy 4 years ago and looked like a midget next to him Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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this may be out of order but i would do bridget the midget Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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ZombieKitten said: meow85 said: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find business clothes in the children's department?
but if you were a prostitute, you'd have no problem at all!
Skanky as kids' clothes are these days I wouldn't even have to modify anything. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: ZombieKitten said: but if you were a prostitute, you'd have no problem at all!
Skanky as kids' clothes are these days I wouldn't even have to modify anything. I bet you can find a sequinned thong even and perspex platform shoes | |
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