My father in law was really "loose" by the time we got to hubby's parents house. He was having a party for all the folk in his department. They were all equally loose if not looser. Then my sister in law just didn't show up through out the entire weekend.

But I haven't gone home to my folks in years. I refuse to travel to the Midwest this time of year. I ALWAYS get stuck on the way, before leaving, or departing due to snow, ice, or both. So forget it.

My father in law was entertainment to me. To my husband and his brother, he was not!

laurann said:

you know that was a lie right?

My aunt made some nasty ass collard greens for Christmas dinner, then proceeded to ask everyone how did they like them. She didn't ask me though, because that after two bites of that tasteless mess with the stem still attached mind you, I snuck to the trash can and slid those awful things in the trashcan.

Oh and my cousin was the one who acted an ass at Christmas though. I showed up with my boyfriend, and because she's never really had a boyfriend (she's 26) then she kept saying "gosh you guys already act like you are married", "gosh you guys already act like you are married", "gosh you guys already act like you are married", after the third time she said that shit, she had annoyed the hell out of me and so I blurted out "don't worry, when we get married, you'll have a guaranteed spot as a bridesmaid, so no need in you asking about that." Maybe it was harsh, but she asked for it.

Women, especially relatives, kill me when they see that you have a great relationship going with a guy and they act all jealous and shit. If it's been this long and she STILL hasn't grabbed a guy yet, then obviously the problem is who she sees in the mirror.