Find me a bomb ass man!
Find me a bomb ass job!
Find me a bobm ass apartment!
Go to the Fashion Institute!!

1. a formal expression of opinion or intention made, usually after voting, by a formal organization, a legislature, a club, or other group. Compare concurrent resolution, joint resolution.
2. a resolve or determination.
3. the act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method, procedure, etc.
4. the mental state or quality of being resolved or resolute; firmness of purpose.
5. the act or process of resolving or separating into constituent or elementary parts.
6. the resulting state.

Resolutions are stupid, and made my stupid people.

Here's why resolutions are stupid:
1. If someone is going to do something, they'll start today, not wait until January 1 to do it. Whether it's a diet, quitting smoking, or whatever, a person will do that when they're ready. When they are truly resolved to doing it, they'll do it, and 99% of the time it won't be on January 1. You can lead a horse to water...
2. It sets people up for failure. The minute you slip up on, or flat out abandon, your resolution, there's some level of immediate, and often times longer lasting, guilt. Why live with undue guilt?
3. Retailers profit from stupid people making stupid resolutions. Gym memberships sky rocket, and by April over 90% of those people will never return, yet they're locked into a contract (with most gyms, unless you're at one like Planet Fitness, or some mom and pop gym w/ no contract). But if people are stupid enough to toss away money, someone has to be smart enough to catch it.

Officially drop some people in my life.

DanceWme said:

baby we can work it out, when's our next court date

Cinnie said:

Its on the 23rd.
Show up this time!

DanceWme said:

I didn't have money for the cab!

I can't imagine how much hard work goes into being so tiresomely disagreeable all the time.

errant said:

You should. You do it with almost every post I make.

Finish my novel and drink less coffee

1013Nightlife said:

I need to finish proofreading my book. I'm pretty confident in the completion of the book as a whole, I just need to spell check, grammar check, etc.

get a job doing what i do at a less stressful environment

1013Nightlife said:

I need to finish proofreading my book. I'm pretty confident in the completion of the book as a whole, I just need to spell check, grammar check, etc.

ernestsewell said:

your memoirs? a work of fiction? i'll read it...

adopt a dog
get my own place
find my soulmate
gain a few pounds