connorhawke said:

what a shame, I have a lovely pair

Graycap23 said:

you have seen Ice T's "woman", right? 100 % pure natural fakery

Nothing. Men are much simpler creatures compared to women.

paintedlady said:

This is not confusing to me. it's just plain lying. I'm used to men lying so it doesn't confuse me.

JustErin said:

This part I agree with. It's just not worth the effort for me anymore.

ZombieKitten said:

I understand YOURS!!!! flash 'em again!!

Nothing, really. Nothing that's specific to women, and usually if I actually give some time to thinking about why someone says or does what they do it makes sense and I understand why. People can be confusing at times but not massively so. We're pretty transparent, humans.

connorhawke said:

google zombiekitten1971
there's my rack right there

Vendetta1 said:

I guess I really want to agree with this cause my male 'straight' friends are almost Pavlovian in their simplicity.

However, why are women so easily manipulated by such 'simple' men?

ZombieKitten said:

Can they be seen from space?

Fauxie said:

duh, they are celestial bodies

Imago said:

Because women are too damn convoluted to believe that men are as simple as they are.

So instead, they make up shit that isn't there, overcomplicate things, and are easily manipulated as a result.

Also, women are vain and egotistical. "He's just not that into you" is an impossible concept for a lot of females to internalize, so women also like to make up tons of reasons ("he's been hurt before," "he doesn't trust me yet") why a man behaves like he doesn't like her. Except for the actual reason, which is he doesn't like you.

PunkMistress said:

True.

PunkMistress said:

Amazingly true.

PunkMistress said:

I believe this is true, but the opposite is also true.

Sometimes they misconstrue it if a guy just doesn't feel great, and assume they just don't feel great about them.

I suppose that is still a form of vanity, always assuming stuff is about you.
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NDRU said:

I think men have a desire to straighten out their lives completely sometimes, like if one area of their lives isn't right, they overhaul the whole thing and want to start over.
Woe to the woman caught in that one, that's been me before twice, the guys wanted career changes, moved house etc. Both times they very much regretted breaking up with me immediately serves them right, BASTARDS! I wasn't the problem, I was your one good thing!

Imago said:

I have no idea. Perhaps they allow themselves to be manipulated because they want that person that much. Then when said person fucks up in their eyes, he's the asshole and the woman doesn't take her part of the blame.

PunkMistress said:

You are a mess.

I agree with you but I also believe women make up shit as coping mechanisms. It is better to some of them to think there is something wrong with the man than to fix what's wrong with themselves.

ZombieKitten said:

I've a friend who's done this, time after time. All those huge external changes, meaning changes of the woman he was with too, weren't what he needed though. He just needed to stop being a cunt.

Fauxie said:

it's like they can't pinpoint the source of their unease/unhappiness whatever that feeling is and chuck it ALL out
instead of turning to the one who loves them, who can help them and be their support and this time of difficulty. I'm talking about long-term relationships.
Luckily the master saw his mistake and realised he couldn't get rid of me THAT easily

ZombieKitten said:

Yep. This guy had a good woman in my sister in law, but he's never satisfied. If something didn't go right, usually through his own doing, he'd get so low, then go the other way and need a complete change. He'd end up thinking the woman was the problem so he'd find another one and he'd have all these great intentions, positivity, a brief change of his ways, before the whole thing started again. Never spent any time in between just being single to better understand the problems. My sis in law was an antidote for his troubled life, a good Christian girl, worked in an office, just what he needed, sweet, conservative and passive. She was honest and straight-forward, but not business savvy. The next one was exactly that, could make some money, was stronger in character, going places, which he was convinced then that he needed to make everything ok. However, all that came with coldness, ruthlessness, and my friend needs love, so after a baby it was on to the next. She's business savvy, has her shit together, but also loving and warm, pregnant now too, with the baby girl he's always wanted, so that should be it right? Yet he's spoken to me in private about the possibility of leaving her after the baby's born because he feels like she's not right for him. Idiot.

Fauxie said:

those poor kids

ZombieKitten said:

Yep. First child's trapped in the middle of my friend's current situation and the crazy, psycho ex's manipulating ways (holding divorce paper to ransom of 1 million baht, has him working at the school for free for the next 7 years in return for a verbal promise of 40% of the business when they sell it). My friend is screwed, no doubt, and I do have sympathy for him because there really is no way to make it all right, but it's ultimately all of his own doing. Did I mention my sis-in-law was his 'antidote' to Mon? They were married for a year back in the late 90s, before I ever came to Thailand. He'd got real low, leaving Australia after his ex left and took away what he believed to be his baby girl from him, leapt into his Christianity and found a party girl in Mon he wanted to save. So you see after a shor ttime he moved on to her nice, conservative sister and so it began. Needless to say he's not welcome in this house anymore but Mon and I still remain friends with him. I care about him, as amazingly does Mon, but in truth now we're just putting up with him because we love his new wife so much. She won't have any problems taking care of her baby if he does move on, and we'll help of course, but that'll be it as far as Mon and I and him. I wouldn't be unhappy if that happens, I have to say.

I've ranted about this so many times on the org. Cheers for lending an ear.

Fauxie said:

oh THAT guy!!!!!

thebumpsquad said:

They have been a part of Australian culture for generations, it's only in recent years peeps in other parts of the world have taken notice. I love them.

ZombieKitten said:

Yep, Voldemort.

connorhawke said:

Were u breastfed as a baby? That's one of many purposes of having breasts.

Straight men understand and get it, and gay men I know have admired them plenty.

PanthaGirl said:

Yes. Apparently I had to be sent away because I refused to get off the tit. I wonder what happened?

Graycap23 said:

Therefore lobotomies are the only answer.

JustErin said:

how they can think with those little dicks. even when erect...it aint much of a brain.


why they can't tell the difference between dark blue and royal blue. hello? totally different!


why they think every woman wants to fuck them or why they think every woman might want to fuck them.


why they think violence and sex are a good combination.


why video games are appealing past the age of 21. I mean seriously you're gonna camp out overnight in front of a GameStop for some damn video game that will be on the market for the next 18 months?


the whole one track mind thing. it aint that hard to think on multiple tracks and in fact multi-task. I mean who can't chew gum, walk, talk, text, balance your checkbook, think about what to eat for dinner, plan your schedule for the next day , and have daydream sex all at the same time.


how they can think manly for them to cook but doing laundry and changing a diaper is a "woman's" gig.


why they are so backstabbingly cruel to one another when it comes to money and pussy. just throwing brotherhood out the window.



and that's just the straight fellas.