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Great Mysteries of the Universe Why is it that in movies and tv shows, no one ever says goodbye when they hang up the phone?
Why do Americans keep their shoes on in the house? What if you stepped in dog shit and now you're tracking it all over the carpet? Why is coffee from A&W sour? Why are some renters fine with trashing their unit? Don't they want their damage deposit back? How in the name of all that's holy have Backstreet Boys lasted close to 17 years and counting, when other boybands have had a shelf life of maybe 5 years? Why don't more people wear bright colours or decorate their homes with them? Folks claim their favourite colour is blue, green, orange, whatever, and yet most of them are surrounding themselves with neutrals. Why does anyone eat those fish sandwiches from McDonald's? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Why do there have to be so many lazy dumbass stoners out there giving a bad name to those of us who only light up casually? [Edited 12/26/09 14:52pm] "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Why does Charlie Sheen have a career? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: Why is it that in movies and tv shows, no one ever says goodbye when they hang up the phone?
yes I hate that!!!  and they are always leaving the front door door open when they come home
Why does anyone eat those fish sandwiches from McDonald's?
actually I quite like them  | |
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meow85 said: Why does Charlie Sheen have a career?
Cause Chuck Lorre only knows how to write bout women as whores, bitches, or airheads, which Charlie Sheen knows a lot bout. [Edited 12/26/09 22:48pm] The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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meow85 said: How in the name of all that's holy have Backstreet Boys lasted close to 17 years and counting, when other boybands have had a shelf life of maybe 5 years? Because Satan likes to torture me! 
Why don't more people wear bright colours or decorate their homes with them? Folks claim their favourite colour is blue, green, orange, whatever, and yet most of them are surrounding themselves with neutrals.
Because most people are boring!  Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Why did all those women fuck Tiger Woods for free and not even try to get preggers by him?
How come the chicks from Sex And The City never had lunch in Harlem? How did the cast from Friends afford such expensive furniture and such a big apartment on their meager salaries? How did Jason Bateman get all these plush film roles? Dude has been in some hits! Why aren't Jake Busey and James Haven bigger stars? Why are the fish patties from McDonald's still square? Why does McDonald's still call their Big Mac sauce "special" when everybody knows it's thousand island dressing? | |
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Why do fat people always drink Diet Coke and thin people always drink regular Coke?
Why does toast always land butter-side down? Why does cold running water make more noise than hot running water? Why do I always lose teaspoons and socks? Where do they go? Why do I always see drop-dead gorgeous men in the supermarket with pig-ugly women? I never see ugly men with pretty women. Why do I play an album to death when I buy it; morning, noon and night for a fortnight - and then never listen to it again for a few years? Why do fools fall in love? | |
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Girlbrother said: Why do fat people always drink Diet Coke and thin people always drink regular Coke?
Because they are chemically fat? 
Girlbrother said: Why does toast always land butter-side down?
Gravity is not our friend. Girlbrother said: Why does cold running water make more noise than hot running water?
Again, gravity is not our friend. Girlbrother said: Why do I always lose teaspoons and socks? Where do they go?
Ya got me. Fuck you sock demon!!!! 
Girlbrother said: Why do I always see drop-dead gorgeous men in the supermarket with pig-ugly women?
The laws of the gays and fag-hags make this a reality. DesireeNevermind said: Why did all those women fuck Tiger Woods for free and not even try to get preggers by him?
Plain stupidity. That and they "loved" him  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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why is god lettin the world get so out of control and so full of the devil??? i am sittin here waitin and tryin 2 do the work of god and feel constantly like im being used and abused | |
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meow85 said: Why does anyone eat those fish sandwiches from McDonald's? THEY. ARE. DELICIOUS. Extra tartar sauce, add lettuce, tomato and extra pickle, and you have my one and only fast food true love.  | |
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kaptainkrunk said: why is god lettin the world get so out of control and so full of the devil??? i am sittin here waitin and tryin 2 do the work of god and feel constantly like im being used and abused
Lock away your kitchen knives and throw away the key.  | |
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kaptainkrunk said: why is god lettin the world get so out of control and so full of the devil??? i am sittin here waitin and tryin 2 do the work of god and feel constantly like im being used and abused
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DesireeNevermind said: W
Why are the fish patties from McDonald's still square? Why were they square to begin with? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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PunkMistress said: meow85 said: Why does anyone eat those fish sandwiches from McDonald's? THEY. ARE. DELICIOUS. Extra tartar sauce, add lettuce, tomato and extra pickle, and you have my one and only fast food true love. I haven't had one in ages and I still think ohmygodYUM when they are mentioned. A true guilty pleasure, for sure. |
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CarrieMpls said: PunkMistress said: THEY. ARE. DELICIOUS. Extra tartar sauce, add lettuce, tomato and extra pickle, and you have my one and only fast food true love. I haven't had one in ages and I still think ohmygodYUM when they are mentioned. A true guilty pleasure, for sure. Fish should not be square.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Why do they call them crab sticks when they have nothing to do whatsoever with crabs?
And furthermore...why do we eat them? Why is it that in every movie, TV show, etc. everyone's phone # begins with 555? Except 777-9311? Why do we gag if drinking sour milk and throw it away but eat sour cream and cottage cheese? And drink buttermilk? Why is it that you pay triple the price for foods that have no FAT?? [Edited 12/27/09 23:07pm] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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meow85 said: CarrieMpls said: I haven't had one in ages and I still think ohmygodYUM when they are mentioned. A true guilty pleasure, for sure. Fish should not be square. No, fish should be rectangular! 
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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kaptainkrunk said: why is god lettin the world get so out of control and so full of the devil??? i am sittin here waitin and tryin 2 do the work of god and feel constantly like im being used and abused
the meek will inherit the earth but they will have to clean it up first | |
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noimageatall said: Why do they call them crab sticks when they have nothing to do whatsoever with crabs?
And furthermore...why do we eat them? because its the last thing in the fridge? noimageatall said: Why is it that in every movie, TV show, etc. everyone's phone # begins with 555? Except 777-9311? is it the dialing code for hollywood? noimageatall said: Why do we gag if drinking sour milk and throw it away but eat sour cream and cottage cheese? And drink buttermilk? hmmmm dont know noimageatall said: Why is it that you pay triple the price for foods that have no FAT?? because they know we will buy it! | |
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"What the fuck am I doing on the org?" "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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tackam said: "What the fuck am I doing on the org?"
hmmmmm love? | |
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oldpurple said: tackam said: "What the fuck am I doing on the org?"
hmmmmm love? Nope. Just  like the rest of us."Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: oldpurple said: hmmmmm love? Nope. Just like the rest of us.yep!!! | |
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tackam said: "What the fuck am I doing on the org?"
OMFG!!! I have totally had you banging around my skull for the last few days. I was wondering what happened to you. Not on fbook anymore? Greetings from the AZ desert! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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kpowers said: What is under Batman's codpiece? "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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RenHoek said: tackam said: "What the fuck am I doing on the org?"
OMFG!!! I have totally had you banging around my skull for the last few days. I was wondering what happened to you. Not on fbook anymore? Greetings from the AZ desert! cant get Fbook here at work  | |
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noimageatall said: kpowers said: What is under Batman's codpiece? me  |
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kaptainkrunk said: why is god lettin the world get so out of control and so full of the devil??? i am sittin here waitin and tryin 2 do the work of god and feel constantly like im being used and abused
cuz we told him we didn't need him and he believed us.
either that or we're just on a really long prayer hold...you know...like when calling the telephone company or um...911.  | |
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