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Last Night I Dreamt I Had A PENIS!!!!!!! Seriously WTF? Here I was having this perfectly regular ,slightly odd dream where I was at some Haunted House tourist Attraction near where I live (Of Which the House dosent actually exsist) There were some orgers there...but Im not sure which ones...anyway attatched to this house..up high like it was a treehouse, was a blue weatherboard house that apparently belonged to...JOHN WAYNE
Then I was walking through town with someone that I think was Imago All of a sudden the dream switches and Im in Bed with this GIRL Playing with her boobs, about to make love to her( that was strange enough because Im the straightest person in the Universe)...I reach down and I have a PENIS...and not just any penis...A HUUUGEE LOOONGGGG ONNEEE In the dream I keep reaching down thinking "Oh Shit!!" That was the point at which I woke up and I swear it felt so real I actually had to CHECK to make sure I didnt have one For half an hour after I woke up I was still trying to figure out why the Heck the PENIS???? I mean come on now PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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No hope, no harm? Just another false alarm?
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aww ur thinking of me
and fondling the tittays o wait ..... step away from the computer sweety ur breathing in to much dust Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
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That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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too much halloween candy chilli...u should have listened to Princey No more candy 4 u seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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Great dream!
Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors) | |
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zaza said: Great dream!
Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors) OH MY LOORRDDDDD PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: zaza said: Great dream!
Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors) OH MY LOORRDDDDD When I woke up, those were exactly my words | |
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zaza said: chillichocaholic said: OH MY LOORRDDDDD When I woke up, those were exactly my words PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Moonbeam said: No hope, no harm? Just another false alarm?
WTF? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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toots said: aww ur thinking of me
and fondling the tittays o wait ..... step away from the computer sweety ur breathing in to much dust ANd licking them PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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StillGotIt said: That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror
I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: StillGotIt said: That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror
I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow | |
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Moderator | You were probably holding hubbys penis while dreaming Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: You were probably holding hubbys penis while dreaming
He wishes I havent even told him about it PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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zaza said: chillichocaholic said: I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow Awww come on now, men never aim properly !!! PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: zaza said: Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow Awww come on now, men never aim properly !!! Men aim seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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chillichocaholic said: StillGotIt said: That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror
I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror What I wouldn't give for a penis right about now... "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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chillichocaholic said: Moonbeam said: No hope, no harm? Just another false alarm?
WTF? That's what your thread title reminded me of! It's actually funny thinking of Morrissey singing your thread title. [Edited 11/1/09 4:07am] Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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chillichocaholic said: zaza said: Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow Awww come on now, men never aim properly !!! aiming is simple. it's starting and stopping the stream that is difficult. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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I actually had a dream I had a penis after a friend of mine told me of when she dreamt she had one! Very odd! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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noimageatall said: chillichocaholic said: I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror What I wouldn't give for a penis right about now... unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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I just posted the dream i had over on the kiss and tell thread...Its still weirding me out! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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me too and then i woke up and it was STILL there. | |
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last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off
it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol. but it would always fall off again many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can i attach it again?" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: me too and then i woke up and it was STILL there.
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IstenSzek said: last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off
it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol. but it would always fall off again many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can i attach it again?" U could ask john Bobbit....come to think of it are u sure thats the reason why u were wandering around with ure penis in ure hand? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Moonbeam said: chillichocaholic said: WTF? That's what your thread title reminded me of! It's actually funny thinking of Morrissey singing your thread title. [Edited 11/1/09 4:07am] PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: IstenSzek said: last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off
it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol. but it would always fall off again many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can i attach it again?" U could ask john Bobbit....come to think of it are u sure thats the reason why u were wandering around with ure penis in ure hand? i asked someone who knows a lot about dreams and they said it was a twist on the 'losing teeth' dream and it means that there are a lot of things going on in your life over which you feel you have little or no control. i did indeed also dream quite often that all my teeth would come loose or fall out. equally horrible. now, whenever i dream of teeth or penis, they're firmly in place and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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