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MEN ARE LIKE...WOMEN ARE LIKE... Here's a little joke thread to brighten your day and every day till whenever.
Post a "men are like" OR "women are like" joke. Let's see what you got I'll start: MEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS...ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN AND THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED. Women are like bananas....the older they get, the less firm they are. go!!! | |
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Men only think about one thing. Woman don't think, they just do something | |
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women worry like 75% more about things than men, I have no idea what kind of women you are hanging out with Marcel | |
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Men are, like, master threadmakers... women are, like, trying.
(j/k, Des. You know I had to insert our little war of the sexes ). Men are like the oceans. Women are like the rain. We're both parts of the same element and space, imo. We're just different expressions of it. | |
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In the words of Chris Rock.....
Women be shoppin'! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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men are like dogs...sniff our ass and lick our balls and we're all good
women are like satan's personal assistants to terrorize the very fabric of the universe (now lick my sniff my ass and lick my balls, please) just teasing women are the delicate flowers of the world (but that don't mean you still can't sniff my ass and lick my balls though) | |
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Great topic!!
I'll do it visually. Men are like: Women are like: "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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The perfect man likes kids
And will raise them by your side. He will be a caring father, And good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking. He will clean and vacuum, too. He'll do what's in his power To show his love for you. The perfect man is sweet, Writing poems with your name. He's a best friend to your mother And will kiss away your pain. He never makes you cry Nor caused you hurt in any way. To hell with this endless poem -- The perfect man is gay. q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. [Edited 11/6/09 1:27am] | |
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Men are like sandpaper
Women are like emory boards | |
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women are like a door knob, every one gets a turn.
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Women are like dogs. You walk into the house, and they are all up in your business right from the get-go. They constantly crave attention, and always need to be complimented.
Men are like cats. They may express very little interest in you, but when they want love they don't care what you are doing. If they have food in the bowl and a clean place to take a dump, they are not likely to complain about anything else. PS. This isn't mine, I heard it on the radio a few years ago, and I probably butchered it. I abdicated the throne in Ithaca, but now I am...
Albany's Number 1 Prince Fan | |
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Darwintheorgangrinder said: Women are like dogs. You walk into the house, and they are all up in your business right from the get-go. They constantly crave attention, and always need to be complimented.
Men are like cats. They may express very little interest in you, but when they want love they don't care what you are doing. If they have food in the bowl and a clean place to take a dump, they are not likely to complain about anything else. PS. This isn't mine, I heard it on the radio a few years ago, and I probably butchered it. It's very good though Gay men are both "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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men are like cheeseburgers.I always want one bigger than I can handle.
women are like french fries.I like them but I don't eat them. | |
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JerseyKRS said: women are like a door knob, every one gets a turn.
unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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men are like little kids when they eat they make a miss, when they pee they make a mess and when they dress they look a mess.
kidding...yeah that one sucked. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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Men are like bricks...
Women are the mortar that binds them... together, you get A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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MidasTouch said: men are like cheeseburgers.I always want one bigger than I can handle.
women are like french fries.I like them but I don't eat them. Omg my belly aches I am laughing so hard. | |
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peacenlovealways said: men are like little kids when they eat they make a miss, when they pee they make a mess and when they dress they look a mess.
kidding...yeah that one sucked. I actually dug it. | |
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bboy87 said: In the words of Chris Rock.....
Women be shoppin'! I thought that was Dave Chappelle? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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DesireeNevermind said: MidasTouch said: men are like cheeseburgers.I always want one bigger than I can handle.
women are like french fries.I like them but I don't eat them. Omg my belly aches I am laughing so hard. well...it's just the truth... | |
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