He has a beautiful, semi-reserved, almost intellectual smile. But behind that smile is a set of teeth he would rather exorcise to another Universe if not the fact that most of his favorite Thai dishes require some degree of chewing. Note: I personally, think his teeth are fine, but it's hard to concentrate on teeth when he has such piercing, beautiful, blue eyes. They really are just as stunning in real life, although it's hard to concentrate on them with a nappy dugout as impressive, intriguing, and expansive as his.
And like many of his physically assets, his many personality traits are nebulous.




Jus look at him. I swear, if he wasn't single and so straight, lawd, I'd be all up in that Chianti sauce. But I admit, being that he is so gorgeous but heterosexually unattainable, it's allowed me to sleep with so many nationalities from arround the world in order to create a distraction in my own life.

He made me the orger that I am . Popular though morally corrupt, and possessing increasingly sharpened photoshop skills


I. love. him.


(can somebody please let me know if I've misspelled anything?)

Imago said:

looks like you spelled anything right....

this time

Words fail me when it comes to Fauxie.


He is a genuinely good guy.
Being English doesn't hurt either

I feel honoured to have met him and his beautiful wife.

nice chin

How Important are Good Looks Anyway?
Viva Ultrablue ( love his avvie)

Imago said:

Popular though morally corrupt? I'm not even popular anymore!

This is all very but thank you. Coming from you it means less than it might from someone else, but someone else didn't start this thread.

It's not like we're friends or anything.

MrsMdiver said:

This will sound really shallow and superficial but when we met you what struck me most was how gorgeous you are! I knew you were nice from our interactions here. We met you and Phil and I knew already you'd be good peeps and spending that short time with you only confirmed it, but you were even prettier in person. And smaller.

Mon said 'say thank you from me'. We really appreciate that you made the effort to come to us so that we could meet. You made me feel comfortable with you guys. Like I said, good peeps.

Your boy is so precious.

Rightly said:

Thanks. It's quite big, a family thing on my father's side.

PANDURITO said:

It's cute, right?

here's what I like about Nick...I don't get any sense of an online persona from him...he is as he posts...great wit, sensibility and upfront honesty...he's a very likable person from the get go...

How the fuck does an "I miss Althom" thread get more responses than this shit?

THIS IS FAUXIE, yall! I gotta step out for a few hours, but when I get back I expect all you lose, slutty, or woman (you know who you are) to post!

Fauxie/Ultrawhatever/Nick is another example of a fine orger. Funny when he needs to be and a great personality, I'd love to visit him or have him visit us, either way it'd be a great time...

that being said... HE CAN'T RAP FOR SHIT!

ultrablue said:

Ok, well, I read your FB status and not sure if I can take any of these words seriously now.

Thank you for making a new mom smile. I know I have said it many times but I do appreciate your support and friendship over the years.

I like fauxie. I hope to meet him someday. I hope he doesn't make me uncomfortable by staring at my luxurious hair, but I will still like him even if he does.

roodboi said:

Thanks rood, I really appreciate that.

Imago said:

My thread's doing better than yours.

I mean, the thread I started is. You don't know how to market me to the modern org.

RenHoek said:

I'd like to meet you. I could definitely enjoy a few beers and a chinwag with you and your lovely wife.

I so can rap. Just because I indulge Dan's fetish for British accents by putting on a plummy voice to recite lines from rap songs in a tongue in cheek fashion doesn't necessarily mean I can't get serious and spit some game for real. It's like you've only heard the Faux Shady LP.

Nah, you're right.

You want me to pretend your dead?

MrsMdiver said:

You're welcome. I'm glad I know you. Peoples' lives are happier for you being in them and ultimately what's better than that? You're a good egg, so thanks for being a friend. I'm not drunk now either.

Nick is just swell.

CarrieMpls said:

Luxurious, that's a luxury indeed, and I know you won't forsake it. I'd settle for any hair that intends to stay the course.

Can you be quite hard on people, as in tough love? I think I'd like to be around you as a friend and have you remind me not to lose my discipline and keep me motivated. I think you'd be good at that. You're inspirational.

tinaz said:

No, stop that. Forget that whole thing.

ultrablue said:

ok

Whatever.

Bottom line: My penis, his ass, a tube of ky and a car battery.

Vendetta1 said:

I love you. I wish I could be around you. I can get all crushy about you, wanting you to be my new best friend but I'm happy you're in the world and I'll quietly go about digging you where our paths cross on this internets.

JustErin said:

I'd never try to kiss you and make you feel repulsed.

Imago said:

I love you. I wish I could be around you. I can get all crushy about you, wanting you to be my new best friend but I'm happy you're in the world and I'll quietly go about digging you where our paths cross on this internets.

ultrablue said:

That is beautiful. I was thinking yesterday about how I love you.