Seriously WTF? Here I was having this perfectly regular ,slightly odd dream where I was at some Haunted House tourist Attraction near where I live (Of Which the House dosent actually exsist) There were some orgers there...but Im not sure which ones...anyway attatched to this house..up high like it was a treehouse, was a blue weatherboard house that apparently belonged to...JOHN WAYNE
Then I was walking through town with someone that I think was Imago
All of a sudden the dream switches and Im in Bed with this GIRL Playing with her boobs, about to make love to her( that was strange enough because Im the straightest person in the Universe)...I reach down and I have a PENIS...and not just any penis...A HUUUGEE LOOONGGGG ONNEEE In the dream I keep reaching down thinking "Oh Shit!!"
That was the point at which I woke up and I swear it felt so real I actually had to CHECK to make sure I didnt have one
For half an hour after I woke up I was still trying to figure out why the Heck the PENIS???? I mean come on now

No hope, no harm? Just another false alarm?

aww ur thinking of me
and fondling the tittays


o wait ..... step away from the computer sweety ur breathing in to much dust

That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror

too much halloween candy chilli...u should have listened to Princey

No more candy 4 u

Damn right it was huge, I wouldn't have it any other way!

Great dream!

Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors)

zaza said:

OH MY LOORRDDDDD

chillichocaholic said:

When I woke up, those were exactly my words

zaza said:

Moonbeam said:

WTF?

toots said:

ANd licking them

StillGotIt said:

I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror

chillichocaholic said:

Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow

You were probably holding hubbys penis while dreaming

luv4u said:

He wishes I havent even told him about it

zaza said:

Awww come on now, men never aim properly !!!

chillichocaholic said:

Men aim

chillichocaholic said:

What I wouldn't give for a penis right about now...

chillichocaholic said:

That's what your thread title reminded me of! It's actually funny thinking of Morrissey singing your thread title.
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chillichocaholic said:

aiming is simple. it's starting and stopping the stream that is difficult.

I actually had a dream I had a penis after a friend of mine told me of when she dreamt she had one! Very odd!

noimageatall said:

I just posted the dream i had over on the kiss and tell thread...Its still weirding me out!

me too and then i woke up and it was STILL there.

last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off

it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back
and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol.

but it would always fall off again

many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with
my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can
i attach it again?"

NMuzakNSoul said:

IstenSzek said:

U could ask john Bobbit....come to think of it are u sure thats the reason why u were wandering around with ure penis in ure hand?

Moonbeam said:

chillichocaholic said:

i asked someone who knows a lot about dreams and they said it was
a twist on the 'losing teeth' dream and it means that there are a
lot of things going on in your life over which you feel you have
little or no control.

i did indeed also dream quite often that all my teeth would come
loose or fall out. equally horrible.

now, whenever i dream of teeth or penis, they're firmly in place