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Thread started 10/16/09 3:55pm

Nothinbutjoy

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When we're the ancient civilization

Do you ever wonder what people from the future will think when they dig up artifacts from our time?

Today, I was doing a mammogram for a woman with breast implants and the thought came to me, "What will people from the future think when they dig this woman up?"

She may or may not be well preserved, because I'm talking a thousand years from now or something more to that affect, so here's her rotting corpse and, in my head, I picture a pair of high pointy perfectly preserved breasts. What would they make of that????

Yeah, it was a long day today.

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Reply #1 posted 10/16/09 4:00pm

Imago

no, never.





hope that helps.
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Reply #2 posted 10/16/09 4:02pm

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lol often it crosses my mind.. which is why i have firm instructions to throw me on the pyre with about 10gallons of gasoline and BURN baby BURN...
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Reply #3 posted 10/16/09 4:03pm

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Imago said:

no, never.





hope that helps.



They're going to find your final resting spot and it will throw off ALL theories about civilization during our time.


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Reply #4 posted 10/16/09 4:05pm

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ScarLett said:

lol often it crosses my mind.. which is why i have firm instructions to throw me on the pyre with about 10gallons of gasoline and BURN baby BURN...



lol
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Reply #5 posted 10/16/09 4:12pm

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It was a loooong day fr me too. It was my 5th day out of 12 consecutive days that I will be working before I get an off day.
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Reply #6 posted 10/16/09 4:16pm

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artificial intelligence...maybe an alien race...will discover us.
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Reply #7 posted 10/16/09 4:17pm

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That means they will be able to find our rotted bodies under all the Pampers and water bottles that will still be fresh??? lol
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noimageatall said:

That means they will be able to find our rotted bodies under all the Pampers and water bottles that will still be fresh??? lol

lol
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Reply #9 posted 10/16/09 5:07pm

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Nothinbutjoy said:

Do you ever wonder what people from the future will think when they dig up artifacts from our time?

Today, I was doing a mammogram for a woman with breast implants and the thought came to me, "What will people from the future think when they dig this woman up?"

She may or may not be well preserved, because I'm talking a thousand years from now or something more to that affect, so here's her rotting corpse and, in my head, I picture a pair of high pointy perfectly preserved breasts. What would they make of that????

Yeah, it was a long day today.

rose


When they dig her up she will be all bones and a couple of implants eek
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Reply #10 posted 10/16/09 7:09pm

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My daughter went to the movies with her friend tonight. The friend's mom came by to pick my daughter up, and I could not take my eyes off her RIDICULOUS giant fake tits. I mean, this woman had a frame like me (short and small-boned), but with these enormous spheres sitting high up on her damn chest. It was awful. evillol

There is nothing wrong with big titties, mind you. These were just horribly cartoonish and made her body look totally off balance. disbelief
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Reply #11 posted 10/16/09 7:25pm

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PunkMistress said:

My daughter went to the movies with her friend tonight. The friend's mom came by to pick my daughter up, and I could not take my eyes off her RIDICULOUS giant fake tits. I mean, this woman had a frame like me (short and small-boned), but with these enormous spheres sitting high up on her damn chest. It was awful. evillol

There is nothing wrong with big titties, mind you. These were just horribly cartoonish and made her body look totally off balance. disbelief

well as long as she's comfortable...but laying down and running might be hard...
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Reply #12 posted 10/16/09 7:59pm

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peacenlovealways said:

PunkMistress said:

My daughter went to the movies with her friend tonight. The friend's mom came by to pick my daughter up, and I could not take my eyes off her RIDICULOUS giant fake tits. I mean, this woman had a frame like me (short and small-boned), but with these enormous spheres sitting high up on her damn chest. It was awful. evillol

There is nothing wrong with big titties, mind you. These were just horribly cartoonish and made her body look totally off balance. disbelief

well as long as she's comfortable...but laying down and running might be hard...


or moving furniture, carrying a baby, walking through a door sideways, starjumps, touching her toes, hanging pictures etc lol
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connorhawke said:

peacenlovealways said:


well as long as she's comfortable...but laying down and running might be hard...


or moving furniture, carrying a baby, walking through a door sideways, starjumps, touching her toes, hanging pictures etc lol

lol
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