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Slightly uncomfortable experience with the nephews today.. So this morning I decide that we should go for a walk since the weather was nice. My oldest nephew,and I walked,the youngest nephew was riding his scooter,which has started to fall apart. So we are going down the street,when the handle comes lose of the base of the scooter,so I stopped,and was waiting for him to fix it,when I hear sounds coming from the house that we are standing out in front of on the sidewalk. At first I thought it was just people talking,but soon it started getting louder,and that's when I realized that these people were not talking,but having VERY loud sex. I just looked at my nephew,and started saying Come on,let's go! Fix it faster please!  All the while praying that they would not be paying enough attention to hear the things coming out of that house. I really don't know what I would have said should they have asked "What's that noise?" "Why is that lady yelling like that?"  [Edited 10/11/09 22:29pm] Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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Here's to "VERY loud sex"!  | |
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we were at the beach last summer and we went past the sandbar where it was a bit deeper. There was a couple who were about 10 metres away who looked like they were just cuddling in the chest height water. You know how when the water is still and there is no wind, the sound just carries. We had to go back in to the beach when the guy started grunting  | |
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ZombieKitten said:
we were at the beach last summer and we went past the sandbar where it was a bit deeper. There was a couple who were about 10 metres away who looked like they were just cuddling in the chest height water. You know how when the water is still and there is no wind, the sound just carries. We had to go back in to the beach when the guy started grunting Well this lady was so loud I did'nt hear the guy. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: ZombieKitten said:
we were at the beach last summer and we went past the sandbar where it was a bit deeper. There was a couple who were about 10 metres away who looked like they were just cuddling in the chest height water. You know how when the water is still and there is no wind, the sound just carries. We had to go back in to the beach when the guy started grunting Well this lady was so loud I did'nt hear the guy. the lady we saw was trying to be discreet | |
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moderatorEmeraldSkies said: Well this lady was so loud I did'nt hear the guy.
Didn't you hear a buzz? | |
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Same happened to me once (without the accompanying children).
Don't think my couple were as noisy though, because I had to put my ear right up to their window to hear them. But still, how embarrassing! |
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"Aunt Melanie, What's that noise? Why is that lady yelling like that?"
 "Umm. She has a terrible toothache"
"Poor woman. I thought she was fucking" | |
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PANDURITO said: "Aunt Melanie, What's that noise? Why is that lady yelling like that?"
"Umm. She has a terrible toothache"
"Poor woman. I thought she was fucking" A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect." To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" |
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You guys are awful. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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