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Thread started 09/24/09 2:12pm

EmeraldSkies

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Newborn baby tips scale at 19.2 pounds

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Attention moms! Can we have your attention please? To everyone who likes to brag about giving birth to 8, 9, even 10-lb. babies, we advise you keep quiet around Ani from Indonesia. The woman recently delivered a 19.2-lb. bruiser, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country.

Ani's epic delivery scored a lot of attention in the Search box. After the "Today" show ran a segment and Al Roker and Matt Lauer made some lighthearted jokes, lookups on "19 pound baby," "indonesian baby," and "heaviest baby ever" all spiked immediately.

And pictures? Oh my, the baby's pictures were also hugely popular. Queries for "19 pound baby photos" jumped from nil into the thousands, and photos within Yahoo! News are drawing big clicks. Not surprisingly, the baby is said to require "near constant feeding."

For those wondering if this baby boy (as of yet unnamed, but we suggest "Hulk") is the heaviest newborn in history, the answer is no. The record belongs to an American infant born in 1879. He weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces. Sadly, he died a few hours after being born. An ABC station reports that the heaviest baby to survive weighed 22 lbs., 8 ounces. We sure hope the big guy was always extra-nice to his mother.
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Reply #1 posted 09/24/09 2:15pm

NDRU

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lol even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"
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Reply #2 posted 09/24/09 2:15pm

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oh hell no
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Reply #3 posted 09/24/09 2:18pm

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NDRU said:

lol even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"


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Reply #4 posted 09/24/09 2:24pm

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NDRU said:

lol even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"


lol
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Reply #5 posted 09/24/09 2:25pm

nyse

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wow thats a big kid...

i was 10.2
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Reply #6 posted 09/24/09 2:26pm

PaisleyPark508
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Ouch!! eek
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Reply #7 posted 09/24/09 2:39pm

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NDRU said:

lol even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"

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Reply #8 posted 09/24/09 2:46pm

JustErin

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Now they're even coming out obese???
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Reply #9 posted 09/24/09 2:59pm

Mars23

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Do they have hot dogs in Indonesia?

Cause she's going to hear a lot about a hot dog in a hallway if they do.
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Reply #10 posted 09/24/09 3:33pm

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PaisleyPark5083 said:

Ouch!! eek



19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via Caesarean section


whew
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Reply #11 posted 09/24/09 3:37pm

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the mom and pop must have been big people, that's usually what happens. I've heard about 15 poung babies born to tall stocky parents. Plus they deliver via c-section so aside from the saggy belly skin with chain saw stretch marks, moms probably survived okay. I think that baby is adorable. Just think, you wouldn't have to hit the gym, just walk around with your big ass baby all day long. He will probably grow up to be a sumo wrestler or football player assuming his size continues to be noteable.

Anyway, better one 19 pound baby than eight 2 pound babies. Sorry octomom.
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Reply #12 posted 09/24/09 3:43pm

BklynBabe

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lil baby side eye is killing me lol
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Reply #13 posted 09/24/09 3:47pm

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Hope his dad is ready to share his clothes!

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Reply #14 posted 09/24/09 3:53pm

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That's one big baby....
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Reply #15 posted 09/24/09 3:56pm

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imagine if someone doesn't make it to the hospital in time...owww.
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Reply #16 posted 09/24/09 3:59pm

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peacenlovealways said:

imagine if someone doesn't make it to the hospital in time...owww.



omg....


i think in that case they both would have died. moms would have ruptured and bled to death (unless she's like 6.2 and 250 pounds with a really big cooch) and poor little **cough** huge baby would have died from lack of oxygen or suffered brain damange from being stuck in cooch canal.


I wonder if the momma ate a lot of sugary foods. I heard that contributes to big babies also---artificial sugar in the mother's diet.
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Reply #17 posted 09/24/09 4:21pm

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I'm sure Michelle Duggar's coochie could've handled it.... wink

ps they said the mom being diabetic could've caused the growth.

but now you gotta feed that baby! eek lil baby got the side eye like "he's gonna eat me!"
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Reply #18 posted 09/24/09 4:27pm

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BklynBabe said:

I'm sure Michelle Duggar's coochie could've handled it.... wink

ps they said the mom being diabetic could've caused the growth.

but now you gotta feed that baby! eek lil baby got the side eye like "he's gonna eat me!"




imagine having to nurse that lil guy. 24 hour milk machine
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Reply #19 posted 09/24/09 4:29pm

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PaisleyPark5083 said:

Ouch!! eek


That was my first thought eek
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Reply #20 posted 09/24/09 4:31pm

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veronikka said:

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Ouch!! eek



19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via Caesarean section


whew


Okay i just saw this...I don't know if she would've survived pushing him out
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Reply #21 posted 09/24/09 4:49pm

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Mars23 said:

Do they have hot dogs in Indonesia?

Cause she's going to hear a lot about a hot dog in a hallway if they do.


maybe more like spring rolls or something... lol
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Reply #22 posted 09/24/09 4:50pm

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BklynBabe said:

I'm sure Michelle Duggar's coochie could've handled it.... wink

ps they said the mom being diabetic could've caused the growth.

but now you gotta feed that baby! eek lil baby got the side eye like "he's gonna eat me!"


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Reply #23 posted 09/24/09 4:52pm

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OUCH!!!!!

i thought 8'11 was bad enough disbelief
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #24 posted 09/24/09 5:10pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

peacenlovealways said:

imagine if someone doesn't make it to the hospital in time...owww.



omg....


i think in that case they both would have died. moms would have ruptured and bled to death (unless she's like 6.2 and 250 pounds with a really big cooch) and poor little **cough** huge baby would have died from lack of oxygen or suffered brain damange from being stuck in cooch canal.


I wonder if the momma ate a lot of sugary foods. I heard that contributes to big babies also---artificial sugar in the mother's diet.

lol lol lol I don't know why births have to be so painful...like women don't suffer enough! mad
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Reply #25 posted 09/24/09 5:15pm

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peacenlovealways said:

DesireeNevermind said:




omg....


i think in that case they both would have died. moms would have ruptured and bled to death (unless she's like 6.2 and 250 pounds with a really big cooch) and poor little **cough** huge baby would have died from lack of oxygen or suffered brain damange from being stuck in cooch canal.


I wonder if the momma ate a lot of sugary foods. I heard that contributes to big babies also---artificial sugar in the mother's diet.

lol lol lol I don't know why births have to be so painful...like women don't suffer enough! mad


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Reply #26 posted 09/24/09 5:20pm

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That big baby is gonna EAT that little baby! eek
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Reply #27 posted 09/24/09 5:53pm

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lil baby looks scurred!
big baby's mouth is the size of lil baby's head confused
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Reply #28 posted 09/24/09 6:02pm

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Now they're even coming out obese???


mother was diabetic, kid was exposed to too much glucose whilst in utero. It's dangerous sad
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Reply #29 posted 09/24/09 6:03pm

NDRU

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ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Now they're even coming out obese???


mother was diabetic, kid was exposed to too much glucose whilst in utero. It's dangerous sad


and it doesn't look fatter than a normal baby. Its head is bigger, it's skeleton is obviously bigger.
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