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Newborn baby tips scale at 19.2 pounds Attention moms! Can we have your attention please? To everyone who likes to brag about giving birth to 8, 9, even 10-lb. babies, we advise you keep quiet around Ani from Indonesia. The woman recently delivered a 19.2-lb. bruiser, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country. Ani's epic delivery scored a lot of attention in the Search box. After the "Today" show ran a segment and Al Roker and Matt Lauer made some lighthearted jokes, lookups on "19 pound baby," "indonesian baby," and "heaviest baby ever" all spiked immediately. And pictures? Oh my, the baby's pictures were also hugely popular. Queries for "19 pound baby photos" jumped from nil into the thousands, and photos within Yahoo! News are drawing big clicks. Not surprisingly, the baby is said to require "near constant feeding." For those wondering if this baby boy (as of yet unnamed, but we suggest "Hulk") is the heaviest newborn in history, the answer is no. The record belongs to an American infant born in 1879. He weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces. Sadly, he died a few hours after being born. An ABC station reports that the heaviest baby to survive weighed 22 lbs., 8 ounces. We sure hope the big guy was always extra-nice to his mother. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!" My Legacy
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oh hell no | |
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NDRU said: even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"
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NDRU said: even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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wow thats a big kid...
i was 10.2 | |
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Ouch!! | |
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NDRU said: even the other baby is thinking "WTF is that thing?!"
x million surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Now they're even coming out obese??? | |
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Do they have hot dogs in Indonesia?
Cause she's going to hear a lot about a hot dog in a hallway if they do. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: Ouch!!
19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via Caesarean section Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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the mom and pop must have been big people, that's usually what happens. I've heard about 15 poung babies born to tall stocky parents. Plus they deliver via c-section so aside from the saggy belly skin with chain saw stretch marks, moms probably survived okay. I think that baby is adorable. Just think, you wouldn't have to hit the gym, just walk around with your big ass baby all day long. He will probably grow up to be a sumo wrestler or football player assuming his size continues to be noteable.
Anyway, better one 19 pound baby than eight 2 pound babies. Sorry octomom. | |
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lil baby side eye is killing me | |
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Hope his dad is ready to share his clothes!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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That's one big baby.... Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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imagine if someone doesn't make it to the hospital in time...owww. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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peacenlovealways said: imagine if someone doesn't make it to the hospital in time...owww.
omg.... i think in that case they both would have died. moms would have ruptured and bled to death (unless she's like 6.2 and 250 pounds with a really big cooch) and poor little **cough** huge baby would have died from lack of oxygen or suffered brain damange from being stuck in cooch canal. I wonder if the momma ate a lot of sugary foods. I heard that contributes to big babies also---artificial sugar in the mother's diet. | |
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I'm sure Michelle Duggar's coochie could've handled it....
ps they said the mom being diabetic could've caused the growth. but now you gotta feed that baby! lil baby got the side eye like "he's gonna eat me!" | |
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BklynBabe said: I'm sure Michelle Duggar's coochie could've handled it....
ps they said the mom being diabetic could've caused the growth. but now you gotta feed that baby! lil baby got the side eye like "he's gonna eat me!" imagine having to nurse that lil guy. 24 hour milk machine | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: Ouch!!
That was my first thought | |
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veronikka said: PaisleyPark5083 said: Ouch!!
19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via Caesarean section Okay i just saw this...I don't know if she would've survived pushing him out | |
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Mars23 said: Do they have hot dogs in Indonesia?
Cause she's going to hear a lot about a hot dog in a hallway if they do. maybe more like spring rolls or something... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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BklynBabe said: I'm sure Michelle Duggar's coochie could've handled it....
ps they said the mom being diabetic could've caused the growth. but now you gotta feed that baby! lil baby got the side eye like "he's gonna eat me!" "scuse me!! Little help here, dude's startin' to roll in my direction!!! HELLO!! I can't get my arms outta this here wrap!!!!!" A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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OUCH!!!!!
i thought 8'11 was bad enough seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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DesireeNevermind said: peacenlovealways said: imagine if someone doesn't make it to the hospital in time...owww.
omg.... i think in that case they both would have died. moms would have ruptured and bled to death (unless she's like 6.2 and 250 pounds with a really big cooch) and poor little **cough** huge baby would have died from lack of oxygen or suffered brain damange from being stuck in cooch canal. I wonder if the momma ate a lot of sugary foods. I heard that contributes to big babies also---artificial sugar in the mother's diet. I don't know why births have to be so painful...like women don't suffer enough! unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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peacenlovealways said: DesireeNevermind said: omg.... i think in that case they both would have died. moms would have ruptured and bled to death (unless she's like 6.2 and 250 pounds with a really big cooch) and poor little **cough** huge baby would have died from lack of oxygen or suffered brain damange from being stuck in cooch canal. I wonder if the momma ate a lot of sugary foods. I heard that contributes to big babies also---artificial sugar in the mother's diet. I don't know why births have to be so painful...like women don't suffer enough! it's because Eve ate that apple! My Legacy
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That big baby is gonna EAT that little baby! | |
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lil baby looks scurred!
big baby's mouth is the size of lil baby's head | |
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JustErin said: Now they're even coming out obese???
mother was diabetic, kid was exposed to too much glucose whilst in utero. It's dangerous | |
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ZombieKitten said: JustErin said: Now they're even coming out obese???
mother was diabetic, kid was exposed to too much glucose whilst in utero. It's dangerous and it doesn't look fatter than a normal baby. Its head is bigger, it's skeleton is obviously bigger. My Legacy
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