renegade20 and I are talking about the Florida gator's massive win tonight, and LSU's victory over Vanderbilt (his interest moreso than mine).

Also , Auburn won, but I don't give a shit about them.

But I digress, when I have sports conversations with my straight friends, it always feels so homo-erotic.

Does anyone else notice when straight dudes get all in to sports and have what are obviously man-crushes on their sports heroes that there is something so very very gay about that?


or is it just me?

Nope, it's true. Why you think I start so many sports threads???

SCNDLS said:

I swear when my buds talk about how Alstott really shouldn't have retired so early cause he had so much potential to carry on, yadda yadda yadda, I'm all like "dude, just go buttfuck somebody already! "

aaand there's another reason I'm not much of a sports fan... although I may take up a new hobby for SCNDLS sake...

RenHoek said:

RenHoek said:

If you were gay and single, I'd be flirting with you endlessly.
You have a kind heart, a lovely smile, and a terrific sense of humor. All that shit is sexy as hell.

Imago said:

co- (well, minus the gay part even tho i still flirt with the gays)
[Edited 9/12/09 21:24pm]

SCNDLS said:

Ain't nothing wrong with that


Actually, I always wonder why gay tops aren't more attracted to women. I mean, girl buttholes and boy buttholes are all the same really.












yeah, this thread is just getting worse.

Imago said:

If you were genetically female and single, I'd be flirting with you endlessly.
You have a kind heart, a rare smile, and a super-terrific sense of humor. All that shit is sexy as hell.

Imago said:

I think it's the boobs.

SCNDLS said:

and the higher pitched squeals of passion...

I've created better threads.

that UFC fighting stuff is the most homoerotic 'straight guy' thing i've ever seen. and straight guys usually get rather bent out of shape when you comment on it

evenstar3 said:

UFC =

Sports in general are just very, very homoerotic. Since there's no changing that cute lil fact, it stands to reason that any discussion about sports is going to have a tinged of homoeroticism to it too.

Plenty of the gay and bi fellas I know make events of watching things like football and UFC. Not because they care about the outcome of the game one way or another, they just like what they see. Can't say as I blame them any.

evenstar3 said:

Isn't that a bit like straight male Prince fans getting bent out of shape when someone dares call Our Hero girly?

Imago said:

I think it's just you and a few others.
Man-crushes? Naw . . . Sports crushes, especially if money is on the line, but they will turn on them faster than it takes to appreciate them.
Performance infatuation, but not a crush.

Imago said:

To answer your question, it's about more than just a butthole.
Being gay is not just about sex.
It's not only getting worse, it's ignorant.

Imago said:

Undoubtedly.

SUPRMAN said:

Yes, I'm not talking about what it means to be gay.
I'm talking about attraction to buttholes. I think you're developing scope creep into a very specific butthole-centric path we were walking.

As far as being gay...well, fine fine. But I'm talking about buttholes, thanks.

meow85 said:

Sounds like someone who doesn't even watch sports.
And where are these gay and bi men who watch sports? I can't find any.
I can count the gay men I know who watch sports on one hand. All my sport friends are straight, and not into guys in sports in a homoerotic fashion.

Imago said:

You're also talking about gay tops, not just buttholes. I can read . . .

SUPRMAN said:

as they relate to buttholes. Not to being full fledge human beings.

Again, you can read, but please let's not walk down some strange politically correct agenda here.

You clicked on one of my threads, and that of course, means you were willing to risk a conversation devoid of intellectual merit. As such, you've attempted to bring some semblance of...oh I don't know...normalcy into a conversation that didn't even need it.

Gay men, buttholes and sports... SCNDLS threw tits in. You only muddle the water trying to make this a thread about gay men's humanity...something I'm not interested in pursuing considering the narrow scope of this thread's intention...that is, a narrow orbit around vortex of buttholes.

Imago said:

I disagree with the premise of the thread.
Clicking on the thread does not mean I have to agree.
I have no politically correct agenda. I'm just offended and disagree.

SUPRMAN said:

You hang with the wrong circles, friend.

Team sports are all kindsa ghey, no matter how you look at it. And plenty of gay men -most of whom don't actually give a shit about sports, natch -will happily sit all day and watch if it means they get the chance to stare at perky butts in spandex and half-naked men rolling around on the floor together. In that light, only a nutter would prefer to go shopping.

ok, this thread needs to go back on track now:






There we go.

Imago said:

OK, now I guess I have no choice but to sit here and watch this image for the next hour or so.
Thanks ALOT Imago.

Imago said:

They're really, really not.

SCNDLS said:

Naw, boobs are just fun. That's not it.

evenstar3 said:

Don't get me wrong, any one of those MMA guys could kick my ass with one hand tied behind their back, but still it's a little gay.