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My "ask me anything" thread Maybe because I want some attention tonight ?
Here is my "ask me anything" Thread... oh, and btw, I'm a little tipsy, and life looks brighter, just like Prince's music  | |
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what are yor sexxual taboos? | |
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What are u drinking? | |
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mmy first instict is That you ve been played. she wants the house in her name, she lays around without seeking a job. she letting herself go. i d move in with a friend 4 a month or two to regain your finanshial status and then seek your own apt. again. if the significant other cant get off her big fatt butt to find a job, how will she get off her big ass fattbutt to feed your kids when/if you have any together.?????
how can you ass a person love/have respect for someone that has none for themselves. just my .02. you are being played | |
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DanceWme said: What are u drinking?
  and rum....
in that order  | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: what are yor sexxual taboos?
I have things I don't like much. But nothing's taboo with the right one. | |
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DanceWme said: What are u drinking?
Merlot, red french wine. | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: mmy first instict is That you ve been played. she wants the house in her name, she lays around without seeking a job. she letting herself go. i d move in with a friend 4 a month or two to regain your finanshial status and then seek your own apt. again. if the significant other cant get off her big fatt butt to find a job, how will she get off her big ass fattbutt to feed your kids when/if you have any together.?????
how can you ass a person love/have respect for someone that has none for themselves. just my .02. you are being played Are you sure you're talking about me ? | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: mmy first instict is That you ve been played. she wants the house in her name, she lays around without seeking a job. she letting herself go. i d move in with a friend 4 a month or two to regain your finanshial status and then seek your own apt. again. if the significant other cant get off her big fatt butt to find a job, how will she get off her big ass fattbutt to feed your kids when/if you have any together.?????
how can you ass a person love/have respect for someone that has none for themselves. just my .02. you are being played so u high right now? | |
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Do you feel you have moved forward in your life in any significant way in the last few years? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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DanceWme said: RudyIsBackForGood said: mmy first instict is That you ve been played. she wants the house in her name, she lays around without seeking a job. she letting herself go. i d move in with a friend 4 a month or two to regain your finanshial status and then seek your own apt. again. if the significant other cant get off her big fatt butt to find a job, how will she get off her big ass fattbutt to feed your kids when/if you have any together.?????
how can you ass a person love/have respect for someone that has none for themselves. just my .02. you are being played so u high right now? Build the low compreshion motor. becuz the truth is that you may be able to get away with boost for a littel while, butt it will eventally kill the car. Put your money toward building a strong foundashion for the rest of the car. Take your time and build sumthing up you can be proud of. In a few yearss maybe you'll have a second more reliable car and you can get wild with this one. butt, onestly, i think Fords suck ass ...then again..i luv me sum 70s Fords...espeshially some of those Mustangs..butt sum of those suck ass too...we all know that...right?
Maybe you don't need a forged crank and rods now, butt it would be nice to have later. And in the long run it will be cheaper.and ass we all know..aint nuttin better than sum lowlife mofos staring at cha when you crusin down Bellamy with THOSE kinda rims.....Giavonnas ain t got shitt on them mawfuckas..cuz they the bomb...even tho theyre much cheaper butt cheaper dont always mean bad, you know? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Do you feel you have moved forward in your life in any significant way in the last few years?
Sure... I can have a drink or two but stopped being addicted to previous stuff... I found a job one year ago, as a human resources assistant... I'm still taking care of my son, who just started preschool and I'm very proud of him... My daughetr will soon come and visit me in PAris... I started drawing lessons and I am on my way to write my first novel ( I write an hour per day) Isn't that big steps ? | |
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virginie74 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Do you feel you have moved forward in your life in any significant way in the last few years?
Sure... I can have a drink or two but stopped being addicted to previous stuff... I found a job one year ago, as a human resources assistant... I'm still taking care of my son, who just started preschool and I'm very proud of him... My daughetr will soon come and visit me in PAris... I started drawing lessons and I am on my way to write my first novel ( I write an hour per day) Isn't that big steps ? some people take none so yes, those are excellent! I am very proud of you  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: DanceWme said: so u high right now? Build the low compreshion motor. becuz the truth is that you may be able to get away with boost for a littel while, butt it will eventally kill the car. Put your money toward building a strong foundashion for the rest of the car. Take your time and build sumthing up you can be proud of. In a few yearss maybe you'll have a second more reliable car and you can get wild with this one. butt, onestly, i think Fords suck ass ...then again..i luv me sum 70s Fords...espeshially some of those Mustangs..butt sum of those suck ass too...we all know that...right?
Maybe you don't need a forged crank and rods now, butt it would be nice to have later. And in the long run it will be cheaper.and ass we all know..aint nuttin better than sum lowlife mofos staring at cha when you crusin down Bellamy with THOSE kinda rims.....Giavonnas ain t got shitt on them mawfuckas..cuz they the bomb...even tho theyre much cheaper butt cheaper dont always mean bad, you know? Man u aint neva lied. | |
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virginie74 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Do you feel you have moved forward in your life in any significant way in the last few years?
Sure... I can have a drink or two but stopped being addicted to previous stuff... I found a job one year ago, as a human resources assistant... I'm still taking care of my son, who just started preschool and I'm very proud of him... My daughetr will soon come and visit me in PAris... I started drawing lessons and I am on my way to write my first novel ( I write an hour per day) Isn't that big steps ? Sounds like big steps to me.  | |
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DanceWme said: RudyIsBackForGood said: mmy first instict is That you ve been played. she wants the house in her name, she lays around without seeking a job. she letting herself go. i d move in with a friend 4 a month or two to regain your finanshial status and then seek your own apt. again. if the significant other cant get off her big fatt butt to find a job, how will she get off her big ass fattbutt to feed your kids when/if you have any together.?????
how can you ass a person love/have respect for someone that has none for themselves. just my .02. you are being played so u high right now? ha ha hahah ha ha lol that s a GOOOd Question ...almost on some philosophical shittt..ah ha ha yall know im kind of a hedonist..the hedonistic LIFESTYLE is what im all about. I like a lot of things butt I couldnt realy get into microbiology... butt I likke comicstrips...music...sexxin.....food....cookin...sexxin....WEEED..porn...i likee som e wierd shitt.butt its gotta be hott..i aint into no brutality or humiliashion....im into straight sexxin...love them females...ha ha ha i like walking thru the mall and showing off my new NIKEs..brandnew..fresh out the box.....also some ADIDAS ,,,,,i aint into no materialisttic shitt butt I like the freshnesss....ha ha ood¤ trust and honesty are key butt then again ..soo overrated in these days and times when yall cant even trust your bank no more..finanshiall crises is hittin the country like a mawfugga. I for one think that having the same SEXUAL interest is key.. if yall cant get your freak on in an adequate manner than fuckk it. why waste time wiht a so so partner when you could be sexxing much hotter wiht someone much hotter ? also..if she aint got the understanding for my innner DESIRES and YEARNINGS and if she underestimate daily TEMPTASHIONS then she better find some other mofo out there ...ha ha ah aha ha ha cuz life is all about LOVE and understanding ....EAch other .... its some universal shitt im talking abuot ...not no selfish love,.no obsessive shitt aint part of my game. some of yall know there aint no shame in my game...so the females better deal with it and reap the rewards of theyre tolearance cuz that s what they getting..some good ol luvin, some good old sexxin.... not no hypocrit shitt.ha hahha ha cuz thats what im all about I m learning that havin a big dick is cool for the lady to see, to play with, and to brag about her man to her friends,,,, W hen it actually comes down to sexx I think the majority likke average. This board has kind of opened my mind to that. Now there are some girls that just love big cock for everything, butt majority like avg butt MOST chickss almos always LOVE girth ha ha ha makes me think of how some girls love huge penises but when it comes down to it there's still alot of the penis that goes un-used ha take into account that the vagina is an incredibly elastic part of the female anatomy. So, YES, when thers nothing in there, it may only be about 4 inches.... but that dont mean that 4 inches is the maximum amount of penis that can be inserted, and it certainly doesn't mean that 4 inches feel good. does thhe combination of Jagermaster and Red Bull really affect your sexxing? ?                       [Edited 9/11/09 11:23am] | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: DanceWme said: so u high right now? ha ha hahah ha ha lol that s a GOOOd Question ...almost on some philosophical shittt..ah ha ha yall know im kind of a hedonist..the hedonistic LIFESTYLE is what im all about. I like thekidsgirls list up there butt I couldnt realy get into microbiology... butt I likke comicstrips...music...sexxin.....food....cookin...sexxin....WEEED..porn...i likee som e wierd shitt.butt its gotta be hott..i aint into no brutality or humiliashion....im into straight sexxin...love them females...ha ha ha i like walking thru the mall and showing off my new NIKEs..brandnew..fresh out the box.....also some ADIDAS ,,,,,i aint into no materialisttic shitt butt I like the freshnesss....ha ha ood¤ trust and honesty are key butt then again ..soo overrated in these days and times when yall cant even trust your bank no more..finanshiall crises is hittin the country like a mawfugga. I for one think that having the same SEXUAL interest is key.. if yall cant get your freak on in an adequate manner than fuckk it. why waste time wiht a so so partner when you could be sexxing much hotter wiht someone much hotter ? also..if she aint got the understanding for my innner DESIRES and YEARNINGS and if she underestimate daily TEMPTASHIONS then she better find some other mofo out there ...ha ha ah aha ha ha cuz life is all about LOVE and understanding ....EAch other .... its some universal shitt im talking abuot ...not no selfish love,.no obsessive shitt aint part of my game. some of yall know there aint no shame in my game...so the females better deal with it and reap the rewards of theyre tolearance cuz that s what they getting..some good ol luvin, some good old sexxin.... not no hypocrit shitt.ha hahha ha cuz thats what im all about I m learning that havin a big dick is cool for the lady to see, to play with, and to brag about her man to her friends,,,, W hen it actually comes down to sexx I think the majority likke average. This board has kind of opened my mind to that. Now there are some girls that just love big cock for everything, butt majority like avg butt MOST chickss almos always LOVE girth ha ha ha makes me think of how some girls love huge penises but when it comes down to it there's still alot of the penis that goes un-used ha take into account that the vagina is an incredibly elastic part of the female anatomy. So, YES, when thers nothing in there, it may only be about 4 inches.... but that dont mean that 4 inches is the maximum amount of penis that can be inserted, and it certainly doesn't mean that 4 inches feel good. does thhe combination of Jagermaster and Red Bull really affect your sexxing? ? How did u manage writing so much in two minutes ???? Get off my thread !!!!  | |
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virginie74 said: RudyIsBackForGood said: ha ha hahah ha ha lol that s a GOOOd Question ...almost on some philosophical shittt..ah ha ha yall know im kind of a hedonist..the hedonistic LIFESTYLE is what im all about. I like thekidsgirls list up there butt I couldnt realy get into microbiology... butt I likke comicstrips...music...sexxin.....food....cookin...sexxin....WEEED..porn...i likee som e wierd shitt.butt its gotta be hott..i aint into no brutality or humiliashion....im into straight sexxin...love them females...ha ha ha i like walking thru the mall and showing off my new NIKEs..brandnew..fresh out the box.....also some ADIDAS ,,,,,i aint into no materialisttic shitt butt I like the freshnesss....ha ha ood¤ trust and honesty are key butt then again ..soo overrated in these days and times when yall cant even trust your bank no more..finanshiall crises is hittin the country like a mawfugga. I for one think that having the same SEXUAL interest is key.. if yall cant get your freak on in an adequate manner than fuckk it. why waste time wiht a so so partner when you could be sexxing much hotter wiht someone much hotter ? also..if she aint got the understanding for my innner DESIRES and YEARNINGS and if she underestimate daily TEMPTASHIONS then she better find some other mofo out there ...ha ha ah aha ha ha cuz life is all about LOVE and understanding ....EAch other .... its some universal shitt im talking abuot ...not no selfish love,.no obsessive shitt aint part of my game. some of yall know there aint no shame in my game...so the females better deal with it and reap the rewards of theyre tolearance cuz that s what they getting..some good ol luvin, some good old sexxin.... not no hypocrit shitt.ha hahha ha cuz thats what im all about I m learning that havin a big dick is cool for the lady to see, to play with, and to brag about her man to her friends,,,, W hen it actually comes down to sexx I think the majority likke average. This board has kind of opened my mind to that. Now there are some girls that just love big cock for everything, butt majority like avg butt MOST chickss almos always LOVE girth ha ha ha makes me think of how some girls love huge penises but when it comes down to it there's still alot of the penis that goes un-used ha take into account that the vagina is an incredibly elastic part of the female anatomy. So, YES, when thers nothing in there, it may only be about 4 inches.... but that dont mean that 4 inches is the maximum amount of penis that can be inserted, and it certainly doesn't mean that 4 inches feel good. does thhe combination of Jagermaster and Red Bull really affect your sexxing? ? How did u manage writing so much in two minutes ???? Get off my thread !!!! Bet it's a template 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: virginie74 said: How did u manage writing so much in two minutes ???? Get off my thread !!!! Bet it's a template Well, at least ther's action on my thread ? | |
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virginie74 said: RudyIsBackForGood said: ha ha hahah ha ha lol that s a GOOOd Question ...almost on some philosophical shittt..ah ha ha yall know im kind of a hedonist..the hedonistic LIFESTYLE is what im all about. I like thekidsgirls list up there butt I couldnt realy get into microbiology... butt I likke comicstrips...music...sexxin.....food....cookin...sexxin....WEEED..porn...i likee som e wierd shitt.butt its gotta be hott..i aint into no brutality or humiliashion....im into straight sexxin...love them females...ha ha ha i like walking thru the mall and showing off my new NIKEs..brandnew..fresh out the box.....also some ADIDAS ,,,,,i aint into no materialisttic shitt butt I like the freshnesss....ha ha ood¤ trust and honesty are key butt then again ..soo overrated in these days and times when yall cant even trust your bank no more..finanshiall crises is hittin the country like a mawfugga. I for one think that having the same SEXUAL interest is key.. if yall cant get your freak on in an adequate manner than fuckk it. why waste time wiht a so so partner when you could be sexxing much hotter wiht someone much hotter ? also..if she aint got the understanding for my innner DESIRES and YEARNINGS and if she underestimate daily TEMPTASHIONS then she better find some other mofo out there ...ha ha ah aha ha ha cuz life is all about LOVE and understanding ....EAch other .... its some universal shitt im talking abuot ...not no selfish love,.no obsessive shitt aint part of my game. some of yall know there aint no shame in my game...so the females better deal with it and reap the rewards of theyre tolearance cuz that s what they getting..some good ol luvin, some good old sexxin.... not no hypocrit shitt.ha hahha ha cuz thats what im all about I m learning that havin a big dick is cool for the lady to see, to play with, and to brag about her man to her friends,,,, W hen it actually comes down to sexx I think the majority likke average. This board has kind of opened my mind to that. Now there are some girls that just love big cock for everything, butt majority like avg butt MOST chickss almos always LOVE girth ha ha ha makes me think of how some girls love huge penises but when it comes down to it there's still alot of the penis that goes un-used ha take into account that the vagina is an incredibly elastic part of the female anatomy. So, YES, when thers nothing in there, it may only be about 4 inches.... but that dont mean that 4 inches is the maximum amount of penis that can be inserted, and it certainly doesn't mean that 4 inches feel good. does thhe combination of Jagermaster and Red Bull really affect your sexxing? ? How did u manage writing so much in two minutes ???? Get off my thread !!!! parceque je suis un ecrivain aussi...oui oui .... I m a poet... I type fast cuz it comes from the depths of my heart...the abyss of loneliness. the fortress of fantasy...the hedonistic hell...I write cuz if I dont, Id die.. Ima fuckkin novelist | |
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virginie74 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Bet it's a template Well, at least ther's action on my thread ? thats the spirit baby | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: virginie74 said: How did u manage writing so much in two minutes ???? Get off my thread !!!! parceque je suis un ecrivain aussi...oui oui .... I m a poet... I type fast cuz it comes from the depths of my heart...the abyss of loneliness. the fortress of fantasy...the hedonistic hell...I write cuz if I dont, Id die.. Ima fuckkin novelist okay, what kind of stories do u like to tell ? | |
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virginie74 said: RudyIsBackForGood said: parceque je suis un ecrivain aussi...oui oui .... I m a poet... I type fast cuz it comes from the depths of my heart...the abyss of loneliness. the fortress of fantasy...the hedonistic hell...I write cuz if I dont, Id die.. Ima fuckkin novelist okay, what kind of stories do u like to tell ? Freaky Tales.....just likke my man Too $hort used to do way back in the 80s | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: virginie74 said: okay, what kind of stories do u like to tell ? Freaky Tales.....just likke my man Too $hort used to do way back in the 80s Do u manage to write when ur sober ? | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: virginie74 said: okay, what kind of stories do u like to tell ? Freaky Tales.....just likke my man Too $hort used to do way back in the 80s Well goddamn!! Freaky Tales JUST ran by my iTunes mix about 2mins. ago... what a coinkydink!!! virginie74, What's your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Have you posted a pic on the latest photoho thread? A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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virginie74 said: RudyIsBackForGood said: Freaky Tales.....just likke my man Too $hort used to do way back in the 80s Do u manage to write when ur sober ? naaaaah.....shitt is waaaaayyyy to depressive then ..ha ha ha do you know Too Short...? he was kinda hot for a while ..in the late 80s early 90s... Here s my favorite song ...th E Freeky Tales These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well... I met this girl, her name was joan She loved the way I rocked the microphone When I met joan, I took her home She was just like a doggy all on my bone I met another girl, her name was ann All she wanted was to freak with a man When I met ann, I soked her pans We ended up freakin by garbage can The next young freak I met was red I took her to the house and she gave me head She likes to freak was all she said We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed Theres another girl, her name is mary Talked about sex and the girl acted scary I heard she was freakin for my homeboy jerry Took her to the house and I popped that cherry Young and tender, sweet denise Get her in the bed and the girls a beast I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece She only talks about signin a lease I met this tender, her name was lori And a x-rated movie wouldnt tell her story She had a twinsister, her name was lisa And just like lori, shes a real dick pleaser My girlfriends name was michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell I geed this girl, her name was tammy I didnt wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy She had a best friend, her name was jane I pulled to the side and I spitted that game I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine Freaked one night with a girl named pam The very next day I saw her with her man One week passed and I was in her again I had an old tender, her name was janie She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen She likes to freak, shes just a fiend It really didnt matter when I saw her in jeans I wanna big freak, fat and slobby I kick on back and I watch her mouth Two tons of fun, big mama jama A country-girl from alabama I met this girl, her name was betty Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death I was tired as hell, I was drippin sweat But I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas She said her name was donna She was a pitty little freak from china I said I dont pimp or gigolo Im havin so much money that I dont need a hoe You can break yourself but you cant break me You never met a player like $hort, baby I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo Took her to my home and we did it on the floor The girl got freaky and I tell you more: She was down on her knees beggin to blow Shes like another freak named ren` You get her alone and shell make your day Like burger king, she knows the play But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way... These are the tales, the freaky tales... These are the tales that I tell so well... I met this girl, thick as hell Only sixteen, said her name was linell I took her to my house, I could not wait Her shit was much tighter than central safe Let me tell you this since we talkin young I met another girl, said her name was yvonne Always talkin about havin fun Once again in the bed I got it goin on Im sir too $hort, couldnt be no punk I try to get funky like female funk So when you see me comin or see me goin I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin I once met a tender, she did it for free On the foothill bust number forty-three All the way on the back she was workin me Had my big beatbox and I was jammin the beat I met this freak named aunt winell Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet Everythin she had is what I get Cause Im too $hort, baby, I dont play that shit I met another freak, her name was rita Baby thought that $hort just might eat her I told her like this, she can suck my peter Or even go home cause I knew I didnt need her Scratched her name off my telephone book Never again I took a second look Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon She kept lookin, well, I kept stairin Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin She never left, she cutted out I know you all know what Im talkin about Theres a freak named shane, such a sinner She smokes that pipe and shes gettin thinner Shane is cool but her mind is gone One fat rock and its goin on She had another buddy, came by my place Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace She walked in the door wearin a lace You shoulda seen that look that was on my face Shes like this tender named belinda Homeboys call her belinda the blender She gave head like she made it up She was twenty years old with a big round butt Had a girl slick like olive oil Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled When she got mad he blood would boil But I rapped her off like Im lookin a toy... These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well... Shockedy life, friday night, its goin on too $hort Three weeks ago I met this freak She followed me around like marys sheep I hitted around the corner and when she came I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name She said it was nina and her mans in santa rita I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her Set her on the way the very next way Playboy $hort was ready to play I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne We hitted the motel and got it goin on Holiday inn to the break of dawn When I took baby home, I freaked her mom I knew this tender named shanie I took her to the house and let her freak on me Baby was a fan, she loved my beat But I wouldnt raise my leg to let her kiss my feet I met this freak named yolanda Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda I was on top and she was up under The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder I once had a datewith girl named kitty She was so fine with big fat tiddies All night long she was actin shitty So I macked on baby like I was frank nitti Theres another girl, her name is rose I use to roll baby like brand new volvos I never saw rose wearin clothes Shes a pimp house pet, ready to pose I was ridin down the street when I met janet Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet Ass everywhere, I just cant stand it Tried to poem it but I could not manage I had this freak, her name was bunny Said I was the only man who ever called her honey Everythin I did to her was funny I macked on bunny and I took her money Eight tonight a date with shirlie She was really short and her hair was curly If you saw baby you liked this girlie She was so fine I went to get her early Shirlie was freakin like a girl named rachel Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal She liked to kiss all on my neval Those are her lips on top of my label I knew another freak, her name was candy Real big lips and they came in handy I smooth got worked and it was so dandy I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy He did me a favor in return Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne Baby got tossed and I got it on I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song My young homeboy heard me rap And said he had way more freaks than that So I told him like this: they might be freakin But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment... | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: virginie74 said: Do u manage to write when ur sober ? naaaaah.....shitt is waaaaayyyy to depressive then ..ha ha ha do you know Too Short...? he was kinda hot for a while ..in the late 80s early 90s... Here s my favorite song ...th E Freeky Tales These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well... I met this girl, her name was joan She loved the way I rocked the microphone When I met joan, I took her home She was just like a doggy all on my bone I met another girl, her name was ann All she wanted was to freak with a man When I met ann, I soked her pans We ended up freakin by garbage can The next young freak I met was red I took her to the house and she gave me head She likes to freak was all she said We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed Theres another girl, her name is mary Talked about sex and the girl acted scary I heard she was freakin for my homeboy jerry Took her to the house and I popped that cherry Young and tender, sweet denise Get her in the bed and the girls a beast I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece She only talks about signin a lease I met this tender, her name was lori And a x-rated movie wouldnt tell her story She had a twinsister, her name was lisa And just like lori, shes a real dick pleaser My girlfriends name was michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell I geed this girl, her name was tammy I didnt wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy She had a best friend, her name was jane I pulled to the side and I spitted that game I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine Freaked one night with a girl named pam The very next day I saw her with her man One week passed and I was in her again I had an old tender, her name was janie She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen She likes to freak, shes just a fiend It really didnt matter when I saw her in jeans I wanna big freak, fat and slobby I kick on back and I watch her mouth Two tons of fun, big mama jama A country-girl from alabama I met this girl, her name was betty Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death I was tired as hell, I was drippin sweat But I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas She said her name was donna She was a pitty little freak from china I said I dont pimp or gigolo Im havin so much money that I dont need a hoe You can break yourself but you cant break me You never met a player like $hort, baby I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo Took her to my home and we did it on the floor The girl got freaky and I tell you more: She was down on her knees beggin to blow Shes like another freak named ren` You get her alone and shell make your day Like burger king, she knows the play But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way... These are the tales, the freaky tales... These are the tales that I tell so well... I met this girl, thick as hell Only sixteen, said her name was linell I took her to my house, I could not wait Her shit was much tighter than central safe Let me tell you this since we talkin young I met another girl, said her name was yvonne Always talkin about havin fun Once again in the bed I got it goin on Im sir too $hort, couldnt be no punk I try to get funky like female funk So when you see me comin or see me goin I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin I once met a tender, she did it for free On the foothill bust number forty-three All the way on the back she was workin me Had my big beatbox and I was jammin the beat I met this freak named aunt winell Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet Everythin she had is what I get Cause Im too $hort, baby, I dont play that shit I met another freak, her name was rita Baby thought that $hort just might eat her I told her like this, she can suck my peter Or even go home cause I knew I didnt need her Scratched her name off my telephone book Never again I took a second look Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon She kept lookin, well, I kept stairin Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin She never left, she cutted out I know you all know what Im talkin about Theres a freak named shane, such a sinner She smokes that pipe and shes gettin thinner Shane is cool but her mind is gone One fat rock and its goin on She had another buddy, came by my place Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace She walked in the door wearin a lace You shoulda seen that look that was on my face Shes like this tender named belinda Homeboys call her belinda the blender She gave head like she made it up She was twenty years old with a big round butt Had a girl slick like olive oil Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled When she got mad he blood would boil But I rapped her off like Im lookin a toy... These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well... Shockedy life, friday night, its goin on too $hort Three weeks ago I met this freak She followed me around like marys sheep I hitted around the corner and when she came I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name She said it was nina and her mans in santa rita I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her Set her on the way the very next way Playboy $hort was ready to play I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne We hitted the motel and got it goin on Holiday inn to the break of dawn When I took baby home, I freaked her mom I knew this tender named shanie I took her to the house and let her freak on me Baby was a fan, she loved my beat But I wouldnt raise my leg to let her kiss my feet I met this freak named yolanda Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda I was on top and she was up under The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder I once had a datewith girl named kitty She was so fine with big fat tiddies All night long she was actin shitty So I macked on baby like I was frank nitti Theres another girl, her name is rose I use to roll baby like brand new volvos I never saw rose wearin clothes Shes a pimp house pet, ready to pose I was ridin down the street when I met janet Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet Ass everywhere, I just cant stand it Tried to poem it but I could not manage I had this freak, her name was bunny Said I was the only man who ever called her honey Everythin I did to her was funny I macked on bunny and I took her money Eight tonight a date with shirlie She was really short and her hair was curly If you saw baby you liked this girlie She was so fine I went to get her early Shirlie was freakin like a girl named rachel Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal She liked to kiss all on my neval Those are her lips on top of my label I knew another freak, her name was candy Real big lips and they came in handy I smooth got worked and it was so dandy I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy He did me a favor in return Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne Baby got tossed and I got it on I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song My young homeboy heard me rap And said he had way more freaks than that So I told him like this: they might be freakin But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment... C'est de la merde, dude. | |
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Templates or stolen! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Templates or stolen!
naaaaah man.,...i´m an originator,,,,i keep it real. aint no shame in my game butt stealing is not cool | |
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How did you manage to kick your addiction to the previous stuff? I am very curious, it could help someone I know who is struggling | |
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