Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from TEXAS . He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the table

The third man married a girl from MICHIGAN . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by
the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher

good one...