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Bernie Goes To A Grocery Store He finds cat food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bernie to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bernie goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week Bernie finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bernie to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bernie goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week Bernie comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bernie: "What! There's nothing but doodie in this bag!" Bernie calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"  | |
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 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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haha, cute! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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i gotta admit, that was humorous. | |
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 happy friday monsieur le-funk  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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what an awful joke....that was very funny. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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The grocer must have been from Missouri!
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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