CHICO!!!
WHUT IT DO???

is it as effective as a coca-cola douche?

(couldn't view video, copyright issue or somesuch )

Eeeeeewwwww

ermmmm.....

ZombieKitten said:

..omg

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KingBAD said:

how are ya kAng Bad-aSS!!

ZombieKitten said:

try here:

http://www.funnyordie.com...andy-moore

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[Edited 8/18/09 21:14pm]

myfavorite said:

Deborah Anderson explains why women really shouldn’t rely on Coca-Cola for family planning

Coca-Cola douches were a part of folklore about birth control during the 1950s and 1960s, before effective contraceptive methods were readily available.1 It was rumoured that the acidity of Coca-Cola killed sperm, and the classic coke bottle provided a convenient "shake and shoot" applicator. Recently, an old study from our group confirming the spermicidal effects of various Coca-Cola formulations2 was awarded the 2008 IgNobel prize in chemistry.3 The press releases surrounding our IgNobel award might have repopularised this method, and soft drink douches are apparently still used to prevent pregnancy in resource-poor settings.4 There are, however, many reason why women should not rely on this method.

Coca-Cola is not a strong spermicide

In our study we mixed Coca-Cola with human semen (5:1 ratio) and reported that sperm were immobilised within one minute. A subsequent toxicology study found that Coca-Cola has only a weak spermicidal effect.5

Sperm can out race Coca-Cola

Data from computerised analysis of semen indicate that the forward velocity of human spermatozoa can exceed 18 cm/hour.6 Therefore, a well placed sperm can reach the cervical canal within seconds, thus escaping the effect of postcoital douching solution. To improve efficacy, some Coca-Cola would have to be instilled into the vagina before ejaculation, but that would undoubtedly be messy. In addition, as anyone who has ever attempted sexual intercourse in a swimming pool or the sea can testify, excess watery intravaginal fluid can adversely affect lubrication. Coca-Cola use during intercourse would probably affect the mucinous biofilm that protects the vaginal epithelium, thereby increasing friction, trauma, and risk of infection.

Coca-Cola and the vaginal epithelium

As Coca-Cola is said to tenderise steaks and remove corrosion from car bumpers,7 we tested its effect on human vaginal tissue in vitro using an established toxicology test.8 Brief exposure to Coca-Cola visibly damaged the top layer of cells (figure) and decreased transepithelial electrical resistance (TEER), an inverse measure of epithelial barrier permeability (mean TEER after 30 minutes’ exposure to Coca-Cola 380 (SD 87) v mean TEER untreated cultures 548 (SD 41) , P<0.005). Epithelial damage and increased permeability could enhance a woman’s susceptibility to sexually transmitted infections such as HIV/AIDS.9

CHIC0 said:

Chico

ZombieKitten said:

i thought any self-respecting Australian woman douched with VB, or perhaps Toohey's in a pinch.

i prefer a coke douche wit a rum chaser..

MoniGram said:

Moni

Aint enough money in the world!!!!

whistle said:

of course! I keep a slab handy in an old pram