I've heard some really idiotic and crazy pet names over the years...I've even subjected my poor pets to names like Nacho ( A cat that wound up having to have cat vallium No wonder) and when I was younger one of our Dogs name was Ben9 a black Lab)...but we called him Slobber Jaws
Whats the worst/silliest name for a pet u have ever had/heard?

When I was born, my mom had a Pomeranian named Skeeter.

Then when I was about 6 or 7, we had a German Shepard named Satan.
It was funny when I took a photo of him into school for show and tell. I loved our dog Satan very much, he was a sweet dog. I was not raised around religion so I really did not think it was an odd name, well until I showered off his photo in school.
I proudly said "This is my dog Satan".
Then I saw my teachers mouth hit the floor.

My dumb friend's even dumber boyfriend had a dog named "Stain." This poor lab was only given this name so that its owner could yell "Come Stain!" at the top of his lungs whenever he wanted. Ugh.

We had a Terrapin called Dick.
Dick Terrapin.

jillybean said:

Someone in a magazine I read on holiday called their cat "Sausage"
& another person in my old school called their dog "Biscuit"

MrsMdiver said:

There was a little girl in my class at Kindergarten called Skeeter! She was from Africa

Long list of stoopid names in our family pet names:

Boarder Collie named "Collie"
Scotch Collie named "Scottie"
White Persian named "Roy" after the Royal Tissue commercials
White short-haired cat "Snowball"
Rabbit named "Stu"

Of course there were pets with "cool" names when *I* got to name them

My sis had a cat called Mandoo... Catmandoo.

My friend had a dog called Deefer and a cat called Ceefer... Deefer dog (D for dog), Ceefer cat (C for cat).

my sister has black dog named cocoa. so i'm like "cocoa is brown, idiot".
dumb ass dog responds to anything you call her, but it just makes her look dumb to call "cocoa" and this lopsided ass black dog comes running

Fury said:

muirdo said:

imagine that in an irish accent

Daniel was the name of our neighbour's rabbit. Not that there is anything wrong with the name but it's just a bit of a weird choice for a rabbit. My Dad used to sing 'Daniel' by Elton John when he saw it out in the garden.

my mum wanted to call our cat grandma. So she could call the fire department to tell them she can't get grandma to come down out of the tree, or "grandma is on the roof again!" "grandma killed a possum" etc
she's an idiot

jillybean said:

ZombieKitten said:

"Grandma doesn't like baths, she cleans herself with her tongue."

"I hate having to clean Grandma's crap out of the litter tray!"

That would provide endless fun!

mcmeekle said:

is grandma playing the cello?


grandma has ruined the sofa

grandma is under the car

grandma loves pilchards!

ZombieKitten said:

Grandma is scooting her butt across the carpet again. I think she has worms.

I need to get a new flea collar for grandma, she's always so itchy

I think grandma has ear mites

We need to get grandma clipped again, she is so matted

I saw grandma at it on the driveway with the tom from next door

Quick! Someone knock that dingleberry from Grandma's butt.

JuliePurplehead said:

JuliePurplehead said:

According to comedial Steven Wright, he named his dog Stay.

"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

I spilled spot remover on my dog...now he's gone."

And in the Steve Martin movie The Jerk, his character names his dog Shithead.

MrsMdiver said:

jillybean said:

someone should slap the heck ouuta that guy. Im scared to think what he would name his kids

MuaPetahl said:

I had a dark brown rabbit we named but we had to give her away last year when we moved"Chocolate"

Roy