So here's my own:



1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)

15. Do you like your face?

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?



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first! thank you jesus!

Imago said:

Did he really do that? And he tells me I am crazy .

this thread

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?

of course. it's just tuesday. what's the big deal?

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble uon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?

my brother

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?

one of those batshit cuckoobirds in P:M&M that thinks Prince is going to marry them

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.

i really do know one that's probably in their late 20's or early 30's, but i can't for the life of me think of who it is....

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?

pass

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?

probably doesn't, unless they do it again, especially to me

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?

no single issue in particular

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?

no. in fact, i called him out on how crappy it was, what with no questions about Icelandic boys and all...

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?



10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally to ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)

i'd probably suck her penis and take a picture of it first

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?

my suckbuddy when i was 13 turned out to be bi. i just found that out a couple years ago. mf never even reciporocated!

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll cll him Dave hypothetically.




13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?

no. yes.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)

:handjob4hitch-hiking:

15. Do you like your face?

more than i used to. it's getting better all the time

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?

most things, probably. lord

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?

it's probably 1930's Berlin

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?

wtf... no questions about Icelandic boys? this one sucks as much as Ace's!

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?

pass

Imago said:

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?
I would be too scared. If they shattered me with a condescending stare or a disapproving look it would forever ruin the image I have of them and I'd rather live with the illusion right now. [/b][[/color]

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?
My uncle in Cali

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?
Carrie. Not because I don't think she's freaky. But I think it helps her win male-vs-female arguments, and my god that woman likes to argue!

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.
A girl named Erin who is no longer a virgin. She waited until marriage which was at age 25.

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?
My sister

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?
I would no longer value their friendship the same way. There are levels of cruelty I can chalk up to youth and ignorance. Then their are those acts that I just can't get passed. Abusing women is one of those.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?
gay marriage and funding for the James Webb space telescope--if you disagree with me on either of these, I won't fuck you

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?
I haven't, but I may. I like Ace...more than it's healthy to like Ace....I mean, I [b] really like Ace. If you know what I mean. [/b]

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
I started a thread titled "If Vaginas Were a Stocking Stuffer", which was wildly successful until a mod locked it (this was 2003/2004). Apparently on the org you can talk about sperm, cock, balls, and assholes, but you can't mention vaginas because despite the fact that it's a tough, sturdy, hard working genital, women's sensibilities aren't as resilient.

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)
I take photos. She lacks credibility anyway, so if she finally fesses up and says I had whiskey dick or some shit, nobody would believe her.

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
I guy named Kam. I was 15, and he worked in the restaurant I got hired in. He was very very gay.

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.
Never place your self worth on another person. If somebody else doesn't think you're funny, the problem is them and not you.

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?
I would let them live in the delusion. Yes, I've tried to moonwalk.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)
Draw a picture of a small airport with planes, then a big one. Try and pronounce the name of the small one, until they finally 'get it'

15. Do you like your face?
I like my face.

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?
lots of things. Like I've fucked me before.

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?
It depends. Do these moderators own meat eating pets?

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?
I'm not sure if I'll go to future invasions. But I will visit orgers in the future.

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?
BASED ON LOOKS ONLY:
punkmistress. JAYSUS she's hot.
And Ripher2shreads would come in a close second. He's cute.

I would let them live in ignorant bliss

And errant, I know who that cutest orger you ever met is!

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?

Yes, because I no longer have any interest in trying to sex her. So, my only desire is a photograph w/said actress (or an autograph or anecdote I can take away, in that order of preference).

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?

My Uncle Pishik. You just know that freak's into gokun.

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?

JizzInParis

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.

My Uncle Pishik.

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?

MacGruber?

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?

I think that most people deserve a second chance. I would probably talk to them about it.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?

Have you got a few hours? Religion; hawkish tendencies; anti-abortion nuts; racists; homophobes; xenophobes; pretty much any right-wing beliefs; etc.

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?

No. It is awesome.

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?

I think it was the one about parkas. How did it perform? Uh, badly. :dur!:

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)

I have no secrets anymore, but I also don't do drugs, so The Point is Moot!

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
That I was aware was gay? Can't remember.

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.

"Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering. Save string."

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?

If they talk to me about Jacko, I tell them my honest opinion. If they don't? Good luck with all that. :jerry: Have I ever tried to moonwalk? Uh, I was a teenager in the '80s, of course I tried to moonwalk.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)

"Stop pretending you can't speak English and drive me home, fucknuts!"

15. Do you like your face?

It's the only one I'm gonna have, so Yes!

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?

Well, I don't normally share my proclivities for rough sex at family dinners, if that's what you're asking.

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?

There can only be one answer to this question: YES! YES! GOOD GOD, YES!

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?

Doubt it and N/A.

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?

POOK!

Imago said:

"me" or "men"?

errant said:

oops. Men.

Imago said:

It's true that I don't own any porn. I never have.
I did get a free dvd at a gay bar once but it somehow ended up going home with someone else.

Imago said:

i would have believed either one

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

leave me alone

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress? I wouldn't approach them. Whenever I see famous people out in public, I avoid them. I'd do the same, even if it's was someone that I was a big fan of

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?
I really can not imagine any of my relatives owning porn, let a lone weird, fetish stuff.

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?


4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.
A friend of a friend. I think she's 35 or 36. She's never been in a relationship, never had sex...

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?
Either my sister or my best friend.

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?
I think it would. I'd definitely view them differently.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?
Probably gay marriage. I'm not gay myself, but if someone is against it, it kinda turns me off

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?
Yeah, I filled it out. I already forgot what it was about

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
All of my threads suck. I can't think of which was worse than the others!

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)


11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
First gay person I ever met was this man that lived on my block when I was growing up. He was really flamboyant. I loved him

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.


13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?
I'd just let them think that was really him! And hell yeah, I tried to moonwalk.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)


15. Do you like your face?
Yeah, I do

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?
OMG, yes

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?


18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?
I've never been to an invasion, but I've met other orgers. I'd definitely be down to meet some more

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?
I've only met 4 orgers and they're all been super cute in person.For real

Imago said:

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?
I would never in a million years be sitting in a restaurant in holy sweatpants and a scooby doo t shirt. But it wouldn't matter WHAT I was wearing, I'd be far too shy to approach him anyway. If I had a friend along, I might get them to do it first and I'd shyly giggle along next to him/her.

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?
No clue. But I had an uncle once ask me for help with getting a dvd to play on his computer and when I went to his computer room it was a nudie playboy dvd. EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?
That would be me.

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.
I think 25?

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?
I'd probably call my mom, my niece, Darin, Denton and Rick. Not necessarily in that order.

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?
I'd probably withdraw from them slowly and eventually never really see or speak to them again. I don't trust violent people.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?
abortion, homophobia and racism are the big ones that stand out in my mind

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?
I did. It was OK. I'm not big on calling anything my favorite.

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
I'm sure you'll remember it for me, Dan.

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)
This would never happen. And no, I would not take pictures. Gross.

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
A friend in high school who's name I can't remember. DAMMIT. Now it's gonna bug me. I even made a sculpture of him for art class... I'll think of it...

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.
Treat people as you want to be treated. And don't be afraid to have fun.

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?
Let them enjoy their evening.
And yes, I can moonwalk. Or I could once upon a time. I haven't tried recently.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)
what?

15. Do you like your face?
Not particularly.

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?
If I ignore the horrible phrasing and answer what I think you're actually asking, yes, there are probably things orgers know about me that my parent's don't.

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?
No, it means it kicks major ass.

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?
I plan to visit certain orgers regularly for the rest of my life. If there are enough of us there to call it an invasion, so be it.

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?
I've met a LOT of orgers and they're all pretty damn cute. Orgers are a good looking group of people.

Imago said:

I met rushing07 too, btw

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress? No way...i already have low self esteem....I usually avoid them.
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2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.? no comment...don't wanna know
I really can not imagine any of my relatives owning porn, let a lone weird, fetish stuff.

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?
:shrug:forgot her name....

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.
Probably me...I'm 23...saving for marriage not religious just don't want my man running away.

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?
mom...i guess

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?
I would view them differently, but since they never acted out in front of me...I'll still be their buddy.
7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?
gay marriage....that's all

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?
it was awesome

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
something about pills...only one answer...
10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? i'm not gay...but I would leave quietly...
11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
I'm not crazy, but I believe I met Freddie Mercury in a dream...and outside of the dream...felt his presence...

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.
don't know

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?
I wouldn't tell them...I would let them feel happy.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)
draw our car..a line to the airport ...a line north of it..circle it and tell him ...maybe
15. Do you like your face?
not really...wanna get a nose job and maybe my lips done...

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?
no

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?
no

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?
no way

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?
supa..the frog...my husband..ok no he's not...someone else

How the hell can Carrie not meet her own favorite star, but do it for Jerseykrs on her lunch break just because she doesn't have anything better to do.


This. makes. no. sense!

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?

Hell, yes. They can suck it up. I have no shame about that.


2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?

"Bazaar" fetish porn may be my most favorite spelling mistake you've ever made. But it also kinda creeped me out because my mom used to be a loyal subscriber to Harper's Bazaar. And maybe still is. Are they still around?

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?
Any of those...people who...have to put...ellipses every...other word...in their posts. They have to be frigid freaks.


4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.

No idea. I don't think I know any virgins, except for my cat.

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?

Nobody. If I only have 10 minutes, I want blessed silence.

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?

I wouldn't introduce them to anyone I cared about.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?

Probably, but religious issues are usually more of a dealbreaker for me.

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?

Yes. Ace is awesome.

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
Most every thread I've ever created seems to be written in invisible ink. Except my thread about boring movies. That was my most successful thread ever, so maybe my luck is changing!

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)

My friends and I have a strict rule: Any banging of a celebrity, no matter how seemingly minor or annoying, MUST be discussed. NO exceptions.

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?

My brother.

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?

I think it's mean to crush the dreams of stupid people. So yeah, I'd tell them Michael is dead. Yes, I've tried to moonwalk many times.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)

Is he cute? I have a thing for hot cab drivers.

15. Do you like your face?

I'm a bit meh about it.

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?

Could you diagram this sentence, please?

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?

I've only met a couple orgers. I've been on this place like a hundred years and don't know hardly anyone. But I'd love to meet more.
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1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?
No, but I wouldn't do that sort of thing anyway.

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?
Um...my grandmother. No really, everyone in my family is totally lacking in any bizarre fetish porn, I think.

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?
little15

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.
Beyonce is 17.

5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?
Stanley Steemer

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?
I couldn't look at them the same way, even if it has been a while since it happened.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?
YES. Gay marriage/rights and race issues come to mind presently.

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?
No, but it was ok. I just don't want to share my extremely bad taste.

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
All my threads are wonderful but just perform terribly.

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)
I'd write a tell-all book and include details about the size of her dick and the exact time at which she transforms into a werewolf.

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
No idea.

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.


13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?
Wouldn't tell them, and no.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5 kilometers north of the old Airport. But there are two major Airports in the city. You have a piece of paper (an empty back to a flyer you were handed by a strip club owner) and the cabbie has a pen. What do you draw or write to tell him you want to go north of the OLD Airport (the old airport is smaller than the new one)
I'd get all frustrated and draw two airports of different size, but the drawing would likely be so awful that the taxi driver would be even more confused.

15. Do you like your face?
Not really, but whatever. I'm getting used to looking at it.

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?
A shitload. I never thought about that before. It's kind of fucked up.

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?


18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?
Yes to the first question.

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?

Stanley fucking ota-ass steamer

Imago said:

1. You and your favorite actor/actress just so happen to be sitting in near each other in a restaurant. You are so totally ready to introduce yourself t him or her. However, you’ve a this big nasty zit on your face, and not expecting to see anyone this early in the morning, you’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in the knees and a worn out scooby-do shirt you normally sleep in. Do you still approach the actor/actress?
I think celebrities like it when the fan-like people approaching them look skanky. It's like the celebrity can be all Jesus-y and we can be the lepers or whatever. That said, is was this once time when I was on the subway and I'd just been given a DUNE BOX SET of paperback books, and on the way back I noticed an author I really liked getting on the train, and I got really mortified because he was like this post-modern darling and here I was fondling a DUNE BOX SET. It was worse than having a zit on my face. For me, anyway.

2. Which one of your relatives, if they were to pass away, do you think would be most worried that somebody is going to stumble upon their extensive library of bazaar fettish porn.?
Me? Seriously, I found my mom's stash when I was a kid, and my dad is just gross so I'd expect anything from him. Everyone else in my family is/was crazy, and I have ambivalent views on the purnographs. So I think the answer is, it would be me.

3. Which orger do you think is least likely to own any porn?
I think Carrie owns TASTEFUL EROTICA. Let's face it, this question has become all about Carrie now.

4. Who is the oldest virgin that you know? If you’re homophobic, you can include gay men who have not slept with women in your answer too if you’d like.
Oh god, how the hell should I know. What, do I mark down when people lost their virginity next to their birthdays in my address book? Sheesh.
5. You have 10 minutes left to live, and only one phonecall you can make. Who the hell do you call?
I wouldn't call anyone because I hate talking on the phone and that's not how I would want to spend the last ten minutes of my life. Even if I were obligated to say Darin, I would assume that if I had 10 minutes left to live, he'd be within flailing distance of me, so yeah. No. Nobody.

6. You’ve been friends with somebody for a few years now. You thought you knew everything about them, but then you find out that they used to be married and they used to abuse their spouse. You find out that they’ve never had an episode of abuse in the years that you’ve personally known them, and that they’ve never even been hot headed. How does this, if it does, change the nature of your friendship?
It would depend on the level of friendship. If it were a close friend, I might want to initiate a discussion about it, just to get a feel for what happened to provoke that behavior. If it was a casual friend, I'd just be like "that was them then, this is them now" and file that factoid away in my memory. If it was Imago, thank baby Jesus, I'd finally have a reason to file that restraining order.

7. Are their specific hot button political issues that a person would disagree with you about which makes them absolutely undatable to you?
i think someone who toes the christian right wing line is someone who probably won't be gunning my motors. or, well, i take that back. i think resentment breeds really good sexual tension, but don't expect me to cuddle afterwards.
so in summary: sex with right-wing wackadoos dating a right-wing wackadoo

8. Did you fill out Ace’s questionnaire? What was that like? Is it any good?
His was kind of like a direct-to-DVD sequel to Showgirls. Your thread is more like the original poopfest. You just can't replicate true, honest, sincere crap. Many have tried.

9. Describe the worst thread you’ve ever created. How did it perform?
Better than this tore-up bootleg corn chip smellin' bullshit, shoot.

10. After a busy evening of partying you wake up in a haze and discovered the person lying in bed beside you is Ann Coulter. Do you take photos and reveal yourself to the world as the person who shagged her after sharing a couple lines of cocaine. Or are you personally too ashamed to admit to the world you slept with her? (This is a tough question but nobody ever said life is fair)
I would take pictures of the VCR* in her nostrils and immediately email the pics to D-Listed. And I would admit to sleeping with her because I embrace all members of the LGBT community, not just the L,G and B.
(* VCR = Visible Coke Ring)

11. This question applies to the Geigh as well. Who was the first Geigh person you met in real life?
Probably a kid in 5th or 6th grade who was a FLLLLAAAAAMER and everyone made fun of him all the time, so of course being the pariah magnet I am (I'm posting on an Imago thread, aren't I?) we became friends. One of the coolest moments of my public school education was when my 6th grade teacher had had enough of people mocking him, so she sent him out of the classroom "on an errand" and lectured all the rest of us about how being "different" is okay and how we need to respect everyone, regardless of how they look or act. My 6th grade teacher is still one of my heroes to this day.

12 A cute 17 year old Austrian boy records a really impressive song for you and posts it to your facebook/myspace account. Although you’ve done nothing really to provoke this action nor deserve it, it’s rather flattering. What 2 pieces of advice about life in general do you give to him as a gift in return that you feel are more important than anything else? We’ll call him Dave hypothetically.
Are we answering as you?
1. Run far away from me, now. 2. No, seriously. RUN.

13. News reaches the little Thai village you’ve been staying in very very slowly. All the folks of the village are going to see A Malaysian Michael Jackson impersonator, but they honestly believe they’re going to see the real thing. It is a completely magical moment for them, and they are likely to walk away happy from the experience. Do you let them know and crush them forever, or do you let them live with a delusion, but in bliss. Also, be honest--have you ever tried to moonwalk?
Despite what you have people believe, it's not MY responsibility to harsh everyone's good time. Let them believe what they want. And of course I tried to Moonwalk when I was in junior high school, just like everyone else my age did.

14. This is a real scenario that happened to me the other night. You partied in the city and then needed to return to the village up north in a foreign country. The Taxi driver doesn’t understand the yahoo map you printed out, and he doesn’t understand ANY English. The house you are staying in is 5
OH MY GOD I'M NOT GOING TO READ ALL THAT

15. Do you like your face?
I like it as I get older and it starts to get lines and bone structure and all kinds of interesting bumps and creases. I've always had a smooth round face like Charlie Brown and that's kind of boring after a few decades. I'm glad my slow decay is starting to mix things up finally.

16. Are things do your parents not know about you that orgers might know?
If you can think of anything, I'll give you my dad's address. I don't think he'd give a shit, but I'm sure he'd find it entertaining.

17. If a city has more than one Prince.org moderator in it, doesn’t that mean the city kind of sucks?
Sucks for YOU.

18. For those of you who have never met other orgers , do you ever plan to? For those of you who have been to org invasions do you plan to go to future ones?
I don't know. The people I've met through the .org in years past have mostly left the .org, so I don't even really consider them .org friends anymore...just friends.

19. Based on looks alone, who is the cutest orger you’ve ever met?
BrianFellows

Dude, Darin is cute. If you won't call him, I will.


What's his phone number?