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Thread started 07/28/09 12:38pm

Mars23

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25 Years of Spinal Tap

One of my favorite films of all times and the original "mockumentary" comes to Blu-Ray today.

This and a new album coming out a few weeks ago celebrates 25 years of this classic.

Any other fans out there. Will you "tap" into this movie again?



of course it goes to 11:



Big Bottom by Spinal Tap:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?


Sex Farm by Spinal Tap:

Let's rock and roll
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray
Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down
Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat
I'm scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
by-by-byyyy
Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the tv
Joining the grange.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #1 posted 07/28/09 1:06pm

Efan

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It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
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Reply #2 posted 07/28/09 1:22pm

Mars23

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"I think the problem is we had a Stonehenge Monument that was in danger of being crushed...by a dwarf.

That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #3 posted 07/28/09 1:30pm

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"Nigel & David are like fire & ice, and I think it's my job to be like luke warm water"
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Reply #4 posted 07/28/09 1:42pm

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I recently watched the bonus disc, and there were so many outtakes it was like an extra movie. A worse extra movie, but an extra movie nonetheless
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Reply #5 posted 07/28/09 2:19pm

CJTJ

oh god... i watch this at least once a week (no joke)
I love it a bit to much






As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
lol
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Reply #6 posted 07/28/09 2:31pm

mcmeekle

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Funniest film ever!

worship
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Reply #7 posted 07/28/09 2:36pm

728huey

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I like the obvious quotes but I like this scene:



lick oral

I also like the random quotes from his manager about a gig being canceled in Boston.

"The Boston gig just got canceled, guys. No big deal, though. It's not a big college town."

Then there was the scene with Fran Drescher where she tells the band that the record company rejected their original album cover for Smell The Glove:

Fran Drescher's character: "The label's ditching your album cover. They just can't release it because it's too offensive. You have a woman on all fours greased up and wearing nothing but a dog collar with a hand wearing a leather glove being pushed into her face. They think it's incredibly sexist."

Spinal Tap: "Well, we were going for a sexy look."

Fran Drescher's character: "Did you hear me correctly? It's not sexy; it's SEXIST!"

And of course this:



"Oh no, if I've told them once, I've told them a hundred times: Put Ramona Reed first and Spinal Tap and puppet show last..."

(We shant work together again!!)


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