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PrintableDan..I will have to say I have never imagined something was something else while on the potty...I tend to read when I am in there, because I have an odd phobia when it comes to the potty. (but that's another story)
But I do tend to daydream quite a bit!! In all kinds of situations.  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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damn... looks like me and hubby are a match made in heaven.
We do not stay in the toilet long enough to fantasize. Luckily, since we only have one bathroom.  | |
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MoniGram said: Dan..I will have to say I have never imagined something was something else while on the potty...I tend to read when I am in there, because I have an odd phobia when it comes to the potty. (but that's another story)
But I do tend to daydream quite a bit!! In all kinds of situations. try listening to Burt Bacharach on the toilet. it takes shitting to a whole notha level! fuckin magical | |
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Imago said: Mushanga said: No I don't, but I did put up a list of different types of poop on my bathroom wall when I was a teenager. It always made ppl laugh. It had stuff like "machine-gun poop" "flock of sparrows poop", "ghost poop" and descriptions of them.
  ! Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy.  | |
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DanceWme said: MoniGram said: Dan..I will have to say I have never imagined something was something else while on the potty...I tend to read when I am in there, because I have an odd phobia when it comes to the potty. (but that's another story)
But I do tend to daydream quite a bit!! In all kinds of situations. try listening to Burt Bacharach on the toilet. it takes shitting to a whole notha level! fuckin magical That shit is going in my signature.... NOW | |
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Imago said: ...I know longer require the zen-like states of concentration...
[Edited 7/8/09 5:53am] Sure, I'll help u...it should be: "I no longer require...". Thank me later...carry on... I swear the words "HATER" is wayyy over-rated...smh | |
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JayJai said: Imago said: ...I know longer require the zen-like states of concentration...
[Edited 7/8/09 5:53am] Sure, I'll help u...it should be: "I no longer require...". Thank me later...carry on...  | |
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Imago said: DanceWme said: try listening to Burt Bacharach on the toilet. it takes shitting to a whole notha level! fuckin magical That shit is going in my signature.... NOW | |
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Imago said: ok ok, people, forget the shitter.
Let's say, you're sitting at the DMV waiting on a drivers license. Or you're alone in the Doctor's office waiting for him to come in. Do you launch into wild bouts of fantasy? sometimes | |
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Mach said: Imago said: ok ok, people, forget the shitter.
Let's say, you're sitting at the DMV waiting on a drivers license. Or you're alone in the Doctor's office waiting for him to come in. Do you launch into wild bouts of fantasy? sometimesJust taking a stab at some of those fantasies here: Instead of a spaceship, Lilith appears and casts a spell upon the planet that forces all it's male inhabitants to household chores for the next thousand years.  | |
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*no brown talk* *no brown talk* *no brown talk*
*miguelsuckinghisthumbinfetalposition* MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: *no brown talk* *no brown talk* *no brown talk*
*miguelsuckinghisthumbinfetalposition*  | |
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Imago said: Mach said: sometimesJust taking a stab at some of those fantasies here: Instead of a spaceship, Lilith appears and casts a spell upon the planet that forces all it's male inhabitants to household chores for the next thousand years. 
Not close really ( I lived in a balanced workload home ! )
mine are dark rather dark and sexual and often scary | |
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DanceWme said: MoniGram said: Dan..I will have to say I have never imagined something was something else while on the potty...I tend to read when I am in there, because I have an odd phobia when it comes to the potty. (but that's another story)
But I do tend to daydream quite a bit!! In all kinds of situations. try listening to Burt Bacharach on the toilet. it takes shitting to a whole notha level! fuckin magical Girl you are cracking me up! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Imago said: ...Does anyone else do this?
I do this! 
And if there's no razor to hand I just pretend there is one and it's got it's cloaking device on.  |
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that SHIT is sooooo freakin funny!!!!!  | |
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I stare at my  shower curtains. All kinds of s I get lost in the array sometimes so when I stand my knees and feet are all numbie and stuff  | |
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I turn on the water from the sink. I don't know, it's a habbit?
TRY IT! Calming! YES! I SAID IT!
[You know how long I been on ya? Since Prince was on Apollonia.] R.I.P Michael! Sad, the only time he was in peace, was when he wasn't alive. | |
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you have way too much free time on your hands. |
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mcmeekle said: Imago said: ...Does anyone else do this?
I do this!
And if there's no razor to hand I just pretend there is one and it's got it's cloaking device on. BEST POST EVER | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: OMG, I'm laughing so hard right now
GurRRRLL, I love you!! If I was to say all the shit i be thinking to myself...orgers would NOT want to meet me anymore You and me both I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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What hell is this shit?!!! I just sit my ass down on the fucking shit then wash my hands and leave.  | |
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I probably have the strangest thoughts in my head, no matter what the situation! | |
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 I think I'm gonna have to award this thread the 'Mrsgoodnight's most bizarre, yet funniest thread of the year' award!
:imagine picture of award here!: Ok, you can make a speech, but keep it short, we're on a tight broadcasting schedule. I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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JerseyKRS said: I probably have the strangest thoughts in my head, no matter what the situation!
I can only imagine | |
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MrsGoodnight said: I think I'm gonna have to award this thread the 'Mrsgoodnight's most bizarre, yet funniest thread of the year' award!
:imagine picture of award here!: Ok, you can make a speech, but keep it short, we're on a tight broadcasting schedule. I don't think it's bizarre. I honestly think many of you folks do the exact same thing from time to time. | |
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Imago said: MrsGoodnight said: I think I'm gonna have to award this thread the 'Mrsgoodnight's most bizarre, yet funniest thread of the year' award!
:imagine picture of award here!: Ok, you can make a speech, but keep it short, we're on a tight broadcasting schedule. I don't think it's bizarre. I honestly think many of you folks do the exact same thing from time to time. McAfrica 
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I still think it makes a great porn name.
McAfrica, is gonna make ya ride his congo | |
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Imago said: I still think it makes a great porn name.
McAfrica, is gonna make ya ride his congo Oh Imago  You NEVER cease to amaze me 
You're right though. McAfrica | |
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