How about Dirty Diana....then the kids wouldn't have to think up a name to write on the bathroom wall....


Or just PYT.



and open a bank acct with about 500 bucks, because that is how much it costs to get your name changed..at least right now..

mcmeekle said:

bluesbaby said:

This is the best thread ever.

Mars23 said:

I heartily agree...

Why on earth would you want to set your child up for a lifetime of torture & ridicule...

Why isnt there a secluded island for some of these people.

Are you really serious about all those ghettoish names you mentioned above ? Paislee ?Princeton ? Princetta ? JACKSYN ???
And the dad has absolutely no say in this ?

If you don´t want your kid to feel embarrassed in the real world, especially at school and later in the business world,you should consider coming up with a REAL name.

IAintTheOne said:

out of curiosity and if I may ask, what did your mother name your first child after she rejected Apollonia out of hand?

seriously...your obvious Prince obsession is putting your child's happiness in real jeopardy. There's a fine line between eccentric and just batshit crazy.
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You should have stopped the thread title at "I need help"

Seriously just don't.

My 22 year old cousin is named Michael Prince Smith was never teased and is primarily a MJ fan first a Prince fan 2nd .

name the child MAMASEMAMSAMAKOOSA-PRINCESS-MICKAELA( insert last name)

RenHoek said:

Really. Get some goofy Prince/MJ tattoo on your own body and leave the kid out of it.

Bubbles and Pearl

LaPrincia.....now that is a ghetto ass name

DaVanity said:

Stop it, just stop it.

Vendetta1 said:

Seriously.

Not to mention, imagine you're a human resources manager. Now imagine you're trying to fill a position and you get the resume of LaPrincia or Action fucking Jackson.

Those are like the shittiest names in the whole world ever , I would imagine your future kid would want adopting with ANY of those shitty assed names

minneapolisFunq said:

Yeah but do it like Thrilla

Billie Jean was already taken years ago. So there is already 1 in school. And I hate the names Billie and Jean but Michael made it sound good in his song, but yucky for a name.

Oh yes and also, wasn't there amovie that came out in the 80's with Billie Jean in the title? I think Christian slater played in it??
[Edited 6/29/09 10:46am]

In wonder of this thread I'm forced to ask if appearances on Maury & Dr. Phil pay well?... Do they pay enough for psychotherapy sessions?

JoeNell

U forgot to add Ben for a boy.

Michael Joseph Jackson
Prince Rogers Nelson
Jonell
Michael Joseph Jackson
Prince Rogers Nelson

Jackson



Michael Joseph Jackson
Prince Rogers Nelson
Nelson




Michael Joseph Jackson
Prince Rogers Nelson

Sephro




Michael Joseph Jackson
Prince Rogers Nelson


Mike Jo Ro- Jack-- {like lojack}

or Ronell or

Songers

This is worse than the "I can't comb my baby's hair" thread

This thread is a trip

BenElix3rJackson

For christs sake don't if this thread is real PLEEEEEASE do not do this shit.

johnart said:

I was just going to say, "Why are you enabling her?"

Genesia said:

Oh, I forgot to say, with all due respect.

If it's a girl name her Dove and cover both in one shot.


[Edited 6/29/09 13:23pm]

You will also finally know what it sounds like When Doves Cry.
[Edited 6/29/09 13:46pm]

First Name: Roger....Prince's middle name without the "s" on the end of it.
Middle Name: Ben....After the Michael Jackson song
Last Name: Your last name.