A food game of sorts. Here's how it works. Post a food that looks like, sounds like or has represented in some fucked up culture (mainly the US - LOL) a sexual organ opposite of what the orger above you posted.


Example:

You posted Banana (could be a symbol for a penis)

The orger after you posted Donut (could be a symbol for a Veejayjay or a Chucky)

so how many foods do look, sound or represent a sex organ. we shall see. The main rule is we must stick to foods and the foods must have a phallic or yonic represenation. For the purposes of this game yonic will mean anything with a hole and phallic will mean anything that can be inserted into said hole. Let's get this naughty food game rolling!!!


I will start off with an easy one.


CUCUMBER

^DAYUM!!!!! that's all up in my face too.

ahahaha...sex and food too much to handle

Jakeasaurus said:

And that's why I'm gay.

ernestsewell said:

you should have put that on the one with the hot links. shit im hungry now.


doesn't that oyster look like porn pussy (after take 12)?

ernestsewell said:

cuz buttholes look so much more appetizing ?

ernestsewell said:

And that is why I am not.

Honey said:

x 1,000


finally some life in this thread. beautiful

Honey said:

Co-

and @ "porn pussy after take 12"

RudyIsBackForGood said:

Who said anything about the ass?

SCNDLS said:

my posts always look funnier when you reply. i crown you my publicist.

DesireeNevermind said:

Oh damn. You's a fool..

Figs actually grow in pairs and symbolise testicles.

ernestsewell said:

I don't blame yah if U had seen one like that cause that would be one ugly looking cunt. I've never seen anything that tragic before.
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RudyIsBackForGood said:

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CarrieLee said:

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

ernestsewell said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I believe that's a geoduck.
It's a...saltwater clam.

sneezes said:

wow!!! it outgrew its home/shell?


new word: CLAMDICK

ernestsewell said:

hmm....serious question...so some gay guys think "that" part is gross?

peacenlovealways said:

or scary even?

ZombieKitten said: