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Thread started 05/27/09 1:53pm

Byron

Any Wine Tasters Here?...

Ok, I read this review of some Spanish red wine....this is what it said:

"($100) Ruby-red. Powerfully scented nose features blueberry, cassis and cherry liqueur laced with espresso, licorice and smoked meat. Firm in structure but explosive in ripe dark fruit flavor, with complicating notes of bacon fat, black cardamom, iron and cigar box. Finishes with building richness and great length. This is another Peter Sisseck project."
-International Wine Cellar


What I want to know is, how in the hell does anyone pick up all that shit in a glass of wine? lol lol confuse...There's like 14 things listed there. And I never imagined bacon fat having "complicated notes" lol neutral...

So if there are any people here who have any experience in wine tasting, does this review sound realistic? Can you really detect 52 differrent scents and flavors in a wine?...Or was this reviewer just being pretentious? lol confused
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Reply #1 posted 05/27/09 1:57pm

CarrieMpls

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lol

I think it's a bit of both. You can definitely pick up subtle nuances in flavor but when it gets THAT complicated I think you're pushing it.

They say all that so they can "justify" the $100 price tag.
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Reply #2 posted 05/27/09 1:59pm

Imago

I couldn't tell you. I ordered coffee so Carrie ^^^ wouldn't realize I don't know shit about wine.
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Reply #3 posted 05/27/09 2:01pm

paintedlady

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The bacon part might be the aftertaste... eek
and what Carrie said... about the pricetag. lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/27/09 2:06pm

Byron

And what exactly ARE "complicated notes"?...Sounds like something a Rolling Stone reviewer would have said about "The Question Of U" lol
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Reply #5 posted 05/27/09 2:09pm

Imago

Byron said:

And what exactly ARE "complicated notes"?...Sounds like something a Rolling Stone reviewer would have said about "The Question Of U" lol

oddly enough, I'd be able to wax that lingo with cologne lol

I haven't broken the code on wine, but then again, I'm not crazy about wine.
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Reply #6 posted 05/27/09 2:11pm

INSATIABLE

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My ass lives in wine country and I refuse to buy into that shit. I go wine tasting to get DRUNK.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #7 posted 05/27/09 2:12pm

Byron

Imago said:

Byron said:

And what exactly ARE "complicated notes"?...Sounds like something a Rolling Stone reviewer would have said about "The Question Of U" lol

oddly enough, I'd be able to wax that lingo with cologne lol

I haven't broken the code on wine, but then again, I'm not crazy about wine.

You mean you can detect hints of things like bacon fat in colognes? lol hmmm
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Reply #8 posted 05/27/09 2:12pm

Byron

INSATIABLE said:

My ass lives in wine country and I refuse to buy into that shit. I go wine tasting to get DRUNK.

lol Thank you nod...
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Reply #9 posted 05/27/09 2:16pm

INSATIABLE

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Byron said:

Imago said:


oddly enough, I'd be able to wax that lingo with cologne lol

I haven't broken the code on wine, but then again, I'm not crazy about wine.

You mean you can detect hints of things like bacon fat in colognes? lol hmmm

I can detect a hint of bacon fat whenever Imago's upwind.

In fact, I try to stay on this side of the Rockies at all times for that very reason. smile
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Reply #10 posted 05/27/09 2:46pm

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I sat with a dude in a vegas wine cellar. He could tell the grape, region, and year in a blind test. We drank for hours and he had an 93% success rate.

He does tasting competitions around the world.

P.S. that review is COMPLETELY pretentious. Especially the last line.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #11 posted 05/27/09 3:11pm

Honey

Anything beyond the mention of the wine's grape varietal is, yes. nod
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Reply #12 posted 05/27/09 5:11pm

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Imago said:

I couldn't tell you. I ordered coffee so Carrie ^^^ wouldn't realize I don't know shit about wine.


I would have helped you order. batting eyes
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Reply #13 posted 05/27/09 5:17pm

wildgoldenhone
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Byron said:

Ok, I read this review of some Spanish red wine....this is what it said:

"($100) Ruby-red. Powerfully scented nose features blueberry, cassis and cherry liqueur laced with espresso, licorice and smoked meat. Firm in structure but explosive in ripe dark fruit flavor, with complicating notes of bacon fat, black cardamom, iron and cigar box. Finishes with building richness and great length. This is another Peter Sisseck project."
-International Wine Cellar


What I want to know is, how in the hell does anyone pick up all that shit in a glass of wine? lol lol confuse...There's like 14 things listed there. And I never imagined bacon fat having "complicated notes" lol neutral...

So if there are any people here who have any experience in wine tasting, does this review sound realistic? Can you really detect 52 differrent scents and flavors in a wine?...Or was this reviewer just being pretentious? lol confused

Sounds like a song.

grenade

Boom!



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Reply #14 posted 05/27/09 7:22pm

ZombieKitten

Byron said:

And what exactly ARE "complicated notes"?...Sounds like something a Rolling Stone reviewer would have said about "The Question Of U" lol

it's actually exactly like when I smell a wasp nest in a perfume, it's a whole bunch of associations
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Reply #15 posted 05/27/09 7:51pm

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I've only recently (within the past 2 years)begun to drink wine & notice the different types available (as opposed to just "red" and "white").

So far, I think I really like a Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon (did I spell that right?) but I can't remember the brand.

...and NO there is no way that I would ever be able to detect traces of "bacon fat" in my wine.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #16 posted 05/27/09 9:23pm

Byron

PurpleJedi said:


...and NO there is no way that I would ever be able to detect traces of "bacon fat" in my wine.

Unless it's floating in it lol
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Reply #17 posted 05/28/09 6:21am

Mach

lol

We are Wine Club members here and go to tastings a few times a yr ~

http://www.biltmore.com/our_wine/
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Reply #18 posted 05/28/09 6:22am

ocean

If by taste u mean glass..and if by glass u mean bottle ....yep I'm a wine taster biggrin batting eyes
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Reply #19 posted 05/28/09 6:29am

pardonme4livin

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If by taste u mean glass..and if by glass u mean bottle ....yep I'm a wine taster biggrin batting eyes


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Reply #20 posted 05/28/09 6:40am

ocean

pissed There was a time when I thought lush had nothing to do with with alcohol grrrr
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Reply #21 posted 05/28/09 9:12am

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I'm by no means a connoisseur , but you can discern subtle tastes and fragrances in a wine with a bit of practice. All of the stuff the above review picks out is ridiculous, though -- and my hunch is that sort of thing is cued by the description of the vintage from the winery.

Wine is like 80-percent suggestion. A few different experiments have shown that if the makers use beautiful bottling and prep you beforehand in a credible way that their product has hints of magic and birdsong, you'll definitely detect it... largely because you want to. lol
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #22 posted 05/28/09 9:36am

DanceWme

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My ass lives in wine country and I refuse to buy into that shit. I go wine tasting to get DRUNK.

lol lol
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Reply #23 posted 05/28/09 9:41am

Byron

Lammastide said:

I'm by no means a connoisseur , but you can discern subtle tastes and fragrances in a wine with a bit of practice. All of the stuff the above review picks out is ridiculous, though -- and my hunch is that sort of thing is cued by the description of the vintage from the winery.

Wine is like 80-percent suggestion. A few different experiments have shown that if the makers use beautiful bottling and prep you beforehand in a credible way that their product has hints of magic and birdsong, you'll definitely detect it... largely because you want to. lol

Especially if you've spent $100 on the damn bottle lol lol...

I paid good money for this wine, I want my hint of bacon fat, dammit!!...
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Reply #24 posted 05/28/09 9:03pm

PurpleJedi

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Byron said:

PurpleJedi said:


...and NO there is no way that I would ever be able to detect traces of "bacon fat" in my wine.

Unless it's floating in it lol


ill
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Reply #25 posted 06/14/09 9:29pm

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I tasted this one at a party last weekend;



thumbs up! excellent!!!
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Reply #26 posted 06/14/09 9:30pm

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Byron said:

Ok, I read this review of some Spanish red wine....this is what it said:

"($100) Ruby-red. Powerfully scented nose features blueberry, cassis and cherry liqueur laced with espresso, licorice and smoked meat. Firm in structure but explosive in ripe dark fruit flavor, with complicating notes of bacon fat, black cardamom, iron and cigar box. Finishes with building richness and great length. This is another Peter Sisseck project."
-International Wine Cellar


What I want to know is, how in the hell does anyone pick up all that shit in a glass of wine? lol lol confuse...There's like 14 things listed there. And I never imagined bacon fat having "complicated notes" lol neutral...

So if there are any people here who have any experience in wine tasting, does this review sound realistic? Can you really detect 52 differrent scents and flavors in a wine?...Or was this reviewer just being pretentious? lol confused

if I want 31 flavors, I will go to Baskin Robbins. And bacon fat? ewww.
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