This is what you get when ReturnofDook is your friend on facebook

Good God almighty

Mach said:

Imago said:

or should I say..

Every box should have one.

Tsk. Notice how it's always the handsome guy with the good teeth who gets to come in and save the day with his wonder boner. This commercial perpetuates uglyist stereotypes. Just once I'd like to see the guy with the mullet be the hero. The Mullet Boner. Yeah, I'd buy that.

Hahaha. Crazy.

AARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! FUCK! IMAGO - WARN A BITCH ABOUT DEAD FISH IN YOUR POSTS!!! :shudder:

Spineless Wunder Boner: For Sale
Patented Fish Bone Removal Tool, US Patent No. 6,095,913
View instructional diagram and Watch the video below

Description
Trademark and Patent, for sale, all rights and approx. 50,000 units and US Patent No. 6,095,913. Complete with a one 60 second and one 2 minute edited TV spot plus 3 minute promotional video's; also approx 2 hour's raw SP Beta footage view promotional video which I will send via email or contact for CD-ROM of video, also can send jpg copy of packaging and instructions. The Spineless Wunder is a patented tool, complete with just renewed to 7 year period, that has a sales history. It removes the bones from the salmonoid family of fish covering primarily; Char, Salmon, Trout and Whitefish etc. Will also work on other fish but need to experiment on different types to discover the correct methods. This Tool removes the Spinal Rib and Pin-bones in a few seconds, fits in a pocket and has a retail price of U$19.95. The Tool is made from Stainless Steel and comprises 5 threaded pieces, two for the support shaft 5 inches long, 3 individual pieces 5 inches long, each with a different sized ring. Three pieces are assembled into a one-piece shaft, for storage all are inserted into the accompanying plastic base to complete the tool.
The market share possible is large, The Salmonite species [Salmon, Rainbow, Brown, Steelhead etc.] Fishing Statistics Sportfishing in America. * Estimated number of U.S. recreational anglers—44 million. * More people fish than play golf or tennis combined. * Economic impact of recreational fishing—$116 billion. Americans of all ages, race, and gender who fish for hundreds of species of fish from Maine to California have spent $4.6 billion on fishing tackle in 2001. Statistics from 2001 US Dept Wildlife Survey. A conservative sales estimate is a figure of 4.4 million units for the US product life, at a retail pricing of $19.95, giving a gross turn-over in the $87,780,000.00 U.S. dollars. A very conservative sales projection of about .5% or 220,000 units or $4,389,000.00 gross retail sales per year. The larger global sales potential is beyond estimation when one considers the markets of Europe, South America, Australasia, Asia and the Orient.
Tap into Infomercials and the incredible potential of the Internet initially, to create a public awareness, with releases in the sporting and food preparation departments of all retail outlets including an in store video presentation. The product is currently being sold through Cabela's and other catalogue companies and several retail outlets and was on QVC where 1200 unit were sold on first showing. A low royalty fee would be required dependent on sale price.
To order for U$19.95 each plus Shipping & Handling U$4.95 go to contact page, you can contact directly via email at: wunderboner@hotmail.com Thank you.

I'm not really sure why but I thought this thread would turn out better

Imago said:

"Up to 3 pounds" ..... that is hardly a wonder.
Maybe it is in the US.

I came across one of those last week at the beach.....

I just can't get over the crude references to another type of bone, that has a support shaft, extendable rods and can pull boners, incredibly most are attracted to fish

I want the wonder boner

errant said: