Post them if you got them. Give an orger a good laugh.



A CHINESE CALL CENTER:



Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ...

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.....

Hickory Dickory Dock...Your mom's a slut I'm not your pop!

DesireeNevermind said:

Hilarious!

Here's a joke I made up, thought it was funny,
but no one else does.





Me: knock, knock.
Friend: who's there?
Me: nobody.
Friend: nobody who?
Friend: nobody who?
Friend: I said, nobody who?
Me: I already said nobody is there, you can't expect an answer if nobody's there.
Friend: so stop knocking already!

Oooooh, look, I can spin in really tiny circles, and I can glide backwards while grabbing my leg and sticking it in my ear, and I can gesticulate balletically with my graceful arms while grinning like a gargoyle...

But now comes the kicker...







HERE'S MY CUNT!

did you know that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy?

three guys poor guys are working at a posh resort. the resort owner tells the guys that whoever can swim across the olympic-sized pool can marry his daughter and become very rich. the first guy jumps in the pool and is immediately eaten by a large alligator. the second guy jumps in and almost makes it to the other side but is eaten . there's a loud splash and then the third guy is swimming like michael phelps--he makes it to the other side and gets out the pool. the owner says, "congratulations, you can marry my daughter" the guy says "fuck that, i want the motherdfucker that pushed me in the pool!"

angelcat said:

I like this one

MrsGoodnight said:

it gave me a giggle!

A guy walks into a bar...

and says "OW!"