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PrintableAce said: ZombieKitten said:  I never had that kind of opportunity at my parents   Which'll make it all the more sweet when you first catch your kids screwing in the house.   sometimes it snows in april....
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Ace said: If I could say anything during sex, without fear of reproach from my lover, I think I would say, "Yeah, you fuckin' like that, don't you, you little bitch?! Turn over, whore; I'm gonna shoot this shit right in your fucking face!" :acedressedupasabeautypageantcontestant: Or somethin' like that.  That's not normal? Actually, that's kinda mild dirty talk. [Edited 5/29/09 7:30am] | |
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hemphizzx said: Ace said: Which'll make it all the more sweet when you first catch your kids screwing in the house. my kids are never having sex I'm telling you all now!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: hemphizzx said: my kids are never having sex I'm telling you all now! DITTO sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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ZombieKitten said: hemphizzx said: my kids are never having sex I'm telling you all now! My son can have all the sex he wants when he's older - just be safe and don't knock anyone up! | |
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JustErin said: ZombieKitten said: my kids are never having sex I'm telling you all now! My son can have all the sex he wants when he's older - just be safe and don't knock anyone up! just make sure its not with my daughter  What you don't remember never happened | |
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JustErin said: Ace said: If I could say anything during sex, without fear of reproach from my lover, I think I would say, "Yeah, you fuckin' like that, don't you, you little bitch?! Turn over, whore; I'm gonna shoot this shit right in your fucking face!" :acedressedupasabeautypageantcontestant: Or somethin' like that. That's not normal? Actually, that's kinda mild dirty talk. [Edited 5/29/09 7:30am] sometimes it snows in april....
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endymion said: JustErin said: My son can have all the sex he wants when he's older - just be safe and don't knock anyone up! just make sure its not with my daughter  | |
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 dirty talk doesn't have to be sexual does it???THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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myfavorite said: dirty talk doesn't have to be sexual does it???it can be about mud and dirt | |
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i mean! ... these raggedy azz position threads stay on my nerves!..THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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ZombieKitten said: myfavorite said: dirty talk doesn't have to be sexual does it???it can be about mud and dirt How about sex in the mud and dirt  sometimes it snows in april....
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probbly be more tangling than sex.. and i hate being bitten during a match!
 THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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hemphizzx said: ZombieKitten said: it can be about mud and dirt How about sex in the mud and dirt Yeah, no. As for dirty talk, I don't really like to talk it myself (I'm usually in a position where I can barely talk anyway) but a quiet dude is a total dud to me. 
And none of this "Ooh baby, feels so good" crap either. | |
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JustErin said: hemphizzx said: How about sex in the mud and dirt Yeah, no. As for dirty talk, I don't really like to talk it myself (I'm usually in a position where I can barely talk anyway) but a quiet dude is a total dud to me.
And none of this "Ooh baby, feels so good" crap either. i agree 
that is sooo false [Edited 5/29/09 8:23am] [Edited 5/29/09 8:23am] [Edited 5/29/09 8:24am] sometimes it snows in april....
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NOTHING is worse than dirty talk that isn't genuine.  | |
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JerseyKRS said: NOTHING is worse than dirty talk that isn't genuine.
For sure, if the person isn't into it, forget it...don't even bother. And you can leave while you're at it. | |
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a woman being confident and telling u exactly what she wants during is soooo fucking horny sometimes it snows in april....
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JustErin said: JerseyKRS said: NOTHING is worse than dirty talk that isn't genuine.
For sure, if the person isn't into it, forget it...don't even bother. And you can leave while you're at it. I'll leave this.  | |
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JerseyKRS said: JustErin said: For sure, if the person isn't into it, forget it...don't even bother. And you can leave while you're at it. I'll leave this. Wow, Erin is such a lucky woman. | |
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JerseyKRS said: NOTHING is worse than dirty talk that isn't genuine.
omg yes! i was talkin to this guy one time. he took me out to dinner and what not and the whole time he's like " i wanna go down on u. i would love to see how u taste" im horny as hell at this point and was ready to leave. (and he had some nice lips so u know) but then we left and went back to his place kissing and what not. so i told him i wanted to feel his tongue. Then he tells me "i know what u want but i've never gone down on a woman. im scared" 
get tha fuck offa me | |
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DanceWme said: JerseyKRS said: NOTHING is worse than dirty talk that isn't genuine.
omg yes! i was talkin to this guy one time. he took me out to dinner and what not and the whole time he's like " i wanna go down on u. i would love to see how u taste" im horny as hell at this point and was ready to leave. (and he had some nice lips so u know) but then we left and went back to his place kissing and what not. so i told him i wanted to feel his tongue. Then he tells me "i know what u want but i've never gone down on a woman. im scared"
get tha fuck offa me 
that is fucking awesome. | |
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DanceWme said: JerseyKRS said: NOTHING is worse than dirty talk that isn't genuine.
omg yes! i was talkin to this guy one time. he took me out to dinner and what not and the whole time he's like " i wanna go down on u. i would love to see how u taste" im horny as hell at this point and was ready to leave. (and he had some nice lips so u know) but then we left and went back to his place kissing and what not. so i told him i wanted to feel his tongue. Then he tells me "i know what u want but i've never gone down on a woman. im scared"
get tha fuck offa me 
DEAR GOD !!! wot is to be scared of ????? get down and eat damn u !! sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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hemphizzx said: DanceWme said: omg yes! i was talkin to this guy one time. he took me out to dinner and what not and the whole time he's like " i wanna go down on u. i would love to see how u taste" im horny as hell at this point and was ready to leave. (and he had some nice lips so u know) but then we left and went back to his place kissing and what not. so i told him i wanted to feel his tongue. Then he tells me "i know what u want but i've never gone down on a woman. im scared"
get tha fuck offa me
DEAR GOD !!! wot is to be scared of ????? get down and eat damn u !! well i didnt care. i just wanted to have sex and get out of there. so i told him it was ok and we start kissin again. i start to unbutton his pants while he's taking mine off. and what do u know...he has a little penis with some baby nuts attached....
i made up some shit like i forgot i was suppose to call my mom or somebody..i forgot and he said ok. i went and grabbed my phone..put the shit on silent..and act like i called my mom and had to leave immediately. i thought he fell for it cuz he said ok. so i got dressed and left. but when i reached home and checked my email..he sent me one saying he was sorry he know he dissappointed me. and he knows thats why i left
i felt so bad | |
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DanceWme said: hemphizzx said:
DEAR GOD !!! wot is to be scared of ????? get down and eat damn u !! well i didnt care. i just wanted to have sex and get out of there. so i told him it was ok and we start kissin again. i start to unbutton his pants while he's taking mine off. and what do u know...he has a little penis with some baby nuts attached....
i made up some shit like i forgot i was suppose to call my mom or somebody..i forgot and he said ok. i went and grabbed my phone..put the shit on silent..and act like i called my mom and had to leave immediately. i thought he fell for it cuz he said ok. so i got dressed and left. but when i reached home and checked my email..he sent me one saying he was sorry he know he dissappointed me. and he knows thats why i left
i felt so bad Awwww.....poor dude. | |
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DanceWme said: hemphizzx said:
DEAR GOD !!! wot is to be scared of ????? get down and eat damn u !! well i didnt care. i just wanted to have sex and get out of there. so i told him it was ok and we start kissin again. i start to unbutton his pants while he's taking mine off. and what do u know...he has a little penis with some baby nuts attached....
i made up some shit like i forgot i was suppose to call my mom or somebody..i forgot and he said ok. i went and grabbed my phone..put the shit on silent..and act like i called my mom and had to leave immediately. i thought he fell for it cuz he said ok. so i got dressed and left. but when i reached home and checked my email..he sent me one saying he was sorry he know he dissappointed me. and he knows thats why i left
i felt so bad holy shit !!! what a pisser little cock and an aversion to going down is not a good combo i have a tiny cock but i love eating pussy !! sometimes it snows in april....
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its not even about the penis
he was just talkin mad shit like he was gonna tear something up | |
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bless him sometimes it snows in april....
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i used to hate it, now i'm completely addicted to it and it's almost a requirement for me to be really into sex.  | |
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evenstar3 said: i used to hate it, now i'm completely addicted to it and it's almost a requirement for me to be really into sex.
it can be a drug sometimes it snows in april....
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