Loves it! :nicolerichie:

Before I decided that sex was a filthy, filthy thing (:normmacdonald:), I used to love to say the most vile, depraved, disgusting things in bed (and, frankly, elsewhere ).

I just heard Jane Pratt (on SIRIUS) say that dirty talk is a turnoff.

Now, I was a-gonna axe youse if you voted "Yea!" or "Nay!" on the dirty talk, but - instead - I think what I wanna know is:

If you could program yr lovah :racheldratch: to say anything during the act, what would that be? And...

If you could say anything during said act without fear of reproach from yr lovah :willferrell:, what nasty, nasty things would come out of your piehole?

I am predicting the rapid appearance of a flaming-folder, several hundred replies, several thousand views, and 11-13 pages filled with filtered thoughts.

Have at it, you filthy .org perverts (yes, I mean you)!

Can I orgnote it to you? I don't wanna break the Org.

I need to hear some examples before I make up my mind

...Oh:

I liked the my lovahs to say things like, "Oh, God - fuck the shit outta my pussy!" and "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, GAWWWWWD!!!" (the latter in a tone that belied the mix of extreme pleasure and pain they were experiencing with my rock-hard johnson ramming in and out of their butt).

Vendetta1 said:

Uh, you're meeting Trent Reznor tomorrow and you're worried about offensive imagery?

ZombieKitten said:

"Gimme those fucking big tits, you little bitch!!!"?

Ace said:

I'm meeting Trent in 10 hours!!!

And no I'm not worried about ofensive imagery, just the judgey folk of the Org. What I want a man to say to me involves all forms of degradation.

Ace said:

and then? you will what?

Vendetta1 said:

Ivy

where do u want it ?

ZombieKitten said:

I'm just a filthy fucking whore, Charlotte.

Vendetta1 said:

Vendetta1 said:

Can't really see that as a bad thing

endymion said:

Vendetta1 said:

orgnote to me too

I will pretend not to be shocked, cause you know I'm so cool and all

ZombieKitten said:

hell i am cool as well pass them on

Vendetta1 said:

It makes me "hard and cracklin', like a whip" to verbally degrade a lady during sexy-times. But it's only fun if it makes her hard and cracklin' like a whip.

ZombieKitten said:

Well, I'm already pounding you hard from behind, so I guess I'll use 'em for more leverage?

Ace said:

What sort of 'ladies' are you associating with

hemphizzx said:

Uh, right here in this thread. I thought that was a given.

endymion said:

Ace said:

oh my lord, they are really too soft and squishy for that

endymion said:

!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

Ohhh good one.....

oh i see what you were doing now
[Edited 5/29/09 4:44am]

endymion said:

what!

all over my fucking tits !

Ace said:

Ooh! Good question, Ace!

Gee, I guess if I had my choice, I would go with, "Oh, God!!! Fuck my ass and then shoot it in my fucking face!!!"


Wow, Ace - you're really hittin' 'em outta the party today.

If I could say anything during sex, without fear of reproach from my lover, I think I would say, "Yeah, you fuckin' like that, don't you, you little bitch?! Turn over, whore; I'm gonna shoot this shit right in your fucking face!" :acedressedupasabeautypageantcontestant:

Or somethin' like that.

Ace said:

OK then!

hemphizzx said:

Why do ladies always want it on their breasts?