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Reply #60 posted 05/21/09 5:34pm

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Reply #61 posted 05/21/09 5:34pm

Byron

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Byron said:

This story apparently is true, though neutral


Power tool sex toy lands Maryland woman in hospital



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that might be the story I thought of earlier. I swear to god my sex life is pure as the driven snow compared to this crap lol

You're using chain saws, weed eaters and riding mowers compared to mine lol...mainly because I have no sex life pout
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Reply #62 posted 05/21/09 5:36pm

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http://theafterlifeepitaph.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/xray-coke-bottle-in-rectum2.jpg

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Bet that was a Pepsi nod...



*edit: it says "coke bottle" in the image name lol mad doh!
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Reply #63 posted 05/21/09 5:37pm

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usedtobebliss said:

http://theafterlifeepitaph.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/xray-coke-bottle-in-rectum2.jpg

whistling

Bet that was a Pepsi nod...



*edit: it says "coke bottle" in the image name lol mad doh!
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i knew you'd be mad lol
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Reply #64 posted 05/21/09 5:42pm

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There's nothing funny about this...I'm sorry I can't even laugh. sad There are just certain things you don't put in such an area no matter how perfect of a fit you think they will be. I don't know what possessed her into thinking a jackhammer would be a good choice versus the endless amount of abstract and realistic toys out there for sexual personal pleasure. Knowing she had to lose her life because of it is horrible. If the man in her life couldn't provide, there were so many other choices....

Wow. That's really sad.
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Reply #65 posted 05/21/09 5:48pm

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LadyLuvSexxy said:

There's nothing funny about this...I'm sorry I can't even laugh. sad There are just certain things you don't put in such an area no matter how perfect of a fit you think they will be. I don't know what possessed her into thinking a jackhammer would be a good choice versus the endless amount of abstract and realistic toys out there for sexual personal pleasure. Knowing she had to lose her life because of it is horrible. If the man in her life couldn't provide, there were so many other choices....

Wow. That's really sad.



If any of it were true it would be
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Reply #66 posted 05/21/09 5:52pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

There's nothing funny about this...I'm sorry I can't even laugh. sad There are just certain things you don't put in such an area no matter how perfect of a fit you think they will be. I don't know what possessed her into thinking a jackhammer would be a good choice versus the endless amount of abstract and realistic toys out there for sexual personal pleasure. Knowing she had to lose her life because of it is horrible. If the man in her life couldn't provide, there were so many other choices....

Wow. That's really sad.



If any of it were true it would be

Even if it were true it would still be funny to me. lol
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Reply #67 posted 05/21/09 5:57pm

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SCNDLS said:

ThirdandFinal said:




If any of it were true it would be

Even if it were true it would still be funny to me. lol

Ultimately it is sad but there is that DAYUM shocked effect lol
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Reply #68 posted 05/21/09 5:57pm

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Holy sheeeeiiiiit!!!! eek lol

That was stupid of her biggrin
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Reply #69 posted 05/21/09 5:59pm

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luv4u said:

Holy sheeeeiiiiit!!!! eek lol

That was stupid of her biggrin

is it possible she was just itchy? lol
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Reply #70 posted 05/21/09 5:59pm

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OK, on the real tip her name is Ms. DENT. Yeah, she was pretty dented alright lol
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Reply #71 posted 05/21/09 6:00pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

luv4u said:

Holy sheeeeiiiiit!!!! eek lol

That was stupid of her biggrin

is it possible she was just itchy? lol


Ha! Like she had no nails lol
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Reply #72 posted 05/21/09 6:01pm

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This comment by "Jesus" on the actual article link

yeA! how dare you be shocked by a construction tool being rammed up a hoo hoo and killing the user/perv/victim in a pelvic explosion bone crushing pleasure? how dare you not praise this woman for her exhibitionism. nay i say to you sir! nay!

and justin, your mother is ready with the vaseline, hurry up, grab the cat and heat up the spatula


falloff falloff falloff

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Reply #73 posted 05/21/09 6:02pm

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Melba said:

May her “p*&^y” rest in pieces.


lol
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Reply #74 posted 05/21/09 6:35pm

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Reply #75 posted 05/21/09 6:55pm

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PunkMistress said:

SCNDLS said:


Bboy, I'ma kick yo ass. disbelief


I want one redface

demo video lol


VERY NSFW
http://www.megaporn.com/v...v=Y5DGPN40
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Reply #76 posted 05/21/09 7:33pm

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bboy87 said:

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I've seen something


there's a whole website dedicated to them called Fucking Machines lol

shit looks homegirl is fucking the cotton gin lol



NSFW
see? www.fuckingmachines.com

shit looks like a damn cotton gin, ya'll!
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fantastic!! biggrin
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Reply #77 posted 05/21/09 7:44pm

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R.I.P Zelaira rose



Oh shit falloff lol
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Reply #78 posted 05/21/09 7:47pm

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RenHoek said:

bboy87 said:




NSFW
see? www.fuckingmachines.com

shit looks like a damn cotton gin, ya'll!
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fantastic!! biggrin

you can get off and weave a new wicker basket at the same time! lol
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Reply #79 posted 05/21/09 8:06pm

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that was a true FREAK! May she rest in peace
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Reply #80 posted 05/21/09 8:08pm

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bboy87 said:

PunkMistress said:



I want one redface

demo video lol


VERY NSFW
http://www.megaporn.com/v...v=Y5DGPN40

Dang, that looks like the joint they use in the Deli's to cut meat. lol
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Reply #81 posted 05/21/09 9:24pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SCNDLS said:


Even if it were true it would still be funny to me. lol

Ultimately it is sad but there is that DAYUM shocked effect lol

When you kill yourself doing some dumb ass shit you didn't have no damn bizness doing JUST to get a nut . . . sorry I'ma focus on the giggle
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Reply #82 posted 05/21/09 9:28pm

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bboy87 said:

PunkMistress said:



I want one redface

demo video lol


VERY NSFW
http://www.megaporn.com/v...v=Y5DGPN40

Sorry, couldn't get past them ugly ass shoes. shrug
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Reply #83 posted 05/21/09 10:21pm

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SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:


Sorry, couldn't get past them ugly ass shoes. shrug

she had on shoes? eek


only you would see that as a viewing block in porn lol

Dang that thing is really goin' in her----hold up, is this trick wearing lime green heels? I can't watch this.... she just insulted me"



lol
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Reply #84 posted 05/21/09 10:22pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

luv4u said:

Holy sheeeeiiiiit!!!! eek lol

That was stupid of her biggrin

is it possible she was just itchy? lol



She must've had the yeast infection from HELL demon
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Reply #85 posted 05/21/09 10:24pm

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bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:


Sorry, couldn't get past them ugly ass shoes. shrug

she had on shoes? eek


only you would see that as a viewing block in porn lol

Dang that thing is really goin' in her----hold up, is this trick wearing lime green heels? I can't watch this.... she just insulted me"



lol
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lol Sad but true. Porn does nothing for me and I'm always looking at the set and what the people are wearing. boxed Her shoes hurt my feelings for real. wilted
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Reply #86 posted 05/21/09 10:28pm

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SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:


she had on shoes? eek


only you would see that as a viewing block in porn lol

Dang that thing is really goin' in her----hold up, is this trick wearing lime green heels? I can't watch this.... she just insulted me"



lol
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lol Sad but true. Porn does nothing for me and I'm always looking at the set and what the people are wearing. boxed Her shoes hurt my feelings for real. wilted

Brian Pumper has a requirement in his contract that the ladies he works with have to look right head to toe....


now if only someone has it in their contracts that when they work with him, he can't wear those 25 cent pendant chains






lookin' like a broke ass Lloyd Banks lol


I seriously didn't notice she had on shoes though.... lol
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Reply #87 posted 05/21/09 10:32pm

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bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:


lol Sad but true. Porn does nothing for me and I'm always looking at the set and what the people are wearing. boxed Her shoes hurt my feelings for real. wilted

Brian Pumper has a requirement in his contract that the ladies he works with have to look right head to toe....


now if only someone has it in their contracts that when they work with him, he can't wear those 25 cent pendant chains






lookin' like a broke ass Lloyd Banks lol


I seriously didn't notice she had on shoes though.... lol
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His name should be "Thumper" lol Ummmm, is it me or are his arms super long? It looks like his knuckles are draggin' on the ground. whofarted
Boy I can't believe you know all these porn people by name. lol
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Reply #88 posted 05/21/09 10:44pm

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SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:


Brian Pumper has a requirement in his contract that the ladies he works with have to look right head to toe....


now if only someone has it in their contracts that when they work with him, he can't wear those 25 cent pendant chains






lookin' like a broke ass Lloyd Banks lol


I seriously didn't notice she had on shoes though.... lol
[Edited 5/21/09 22:29pm]

His name should be "Thumper" lol Ummmm, is it me or are his arms super long? It looks like his knuckles are draggin' on the ground. whofarted
Boy I can't believe you know all these porn people by name. lol

MuthaFunka knows them too!

considering how much he gets clowned on the other forum I go to not to mention dude just did a diss record to Rick Ross, knowing his name is possible lol
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Reply #89 posted 05/21/09 10:45pm

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bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:


His name should be "Thumper" lol Ummmm, is it me or are his arms super long? It looks like his knuckles are draggin' on the ground. whofarted
Boy I can't believe you know all these porn people by name. lol

MuthaFunka knows them too!

considering how much he gets clowned on the other forum I go to not to mention dude just did a diss record to Rick Ross, knowing his name is possible lol

Yeah, all of ya'll know these folks quite well. Lawd. lol
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