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PrintableHarlepolis said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: 
I mean how the fuck horny are you?  Good grief. How about the story of a woman who was injured because she agreed to let her boyfriend use a modified electric drill as a sex toy!?! 
Or a story I heard on the radio about this man who could not please his girlfriend but described how she used to do alone time. She would pleasure herself with a metal vibrator and there were wires that came out of it. When she got to the magic moment she would reach over and grab a metal pole that was attached to the little table. 2 wires were attached to the pole. One went to the vibrator, the other to a car battery. She would complete the circuit to get. off. 
. [Edited 5/21/09 15:12pm] was watching this show on SPIKE TV where a woman died pleasuring herself with a carrot. She shaved it too sharply and one of the edges tore her vaginal wall and caused a air pocket to get into her arteries killing her once it reached her heart. Killdo was what they called it 
I grabbed my crotch through out the whole special, thats how fuckin' cringed I was. How about the dude that suffered "injuries" from a horse!?!  I mean seriously, there are dudes packin donkey kong out there! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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DanceWme said: how dumb
her funeral is gonna be pretty awkward. Lawd, I wish I could go. Sorry but I'd be like  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Harlepolis said: was watching this show on SPIKE TV where a woman died pleasuring herself with a carrot. She shaved it too sharply and one of the edges tore her vaginal wall and caused a air pocket to get into her arteries killing her once it reached her heart. Killdo was what they called it
I grabbed my crotch through out the whole special, thats how fuckin' cringed I was. How about the dude that suffered "injuries" from a horse!?! I mean seriously, there are dudes packin donkey kong out there! For real??? Like I tried to tol' ya'll: Size matters.  | |
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SCNDLS said: DanceWme said: how dumb
her funeral is gonna be pretty awkward. Lawd, I wish I could go. Sorry but I'd be like her neighbor gonna be there tellin everybody yeah i saw it with my own too eyes. I seent it | |
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bboy87 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
I mean how the fuck horny are you? Good grief. How about the story of a woman who was injured because she agreed to let her boyfriend use a modified electric drill as a sex toy!?!
Or a story I heard on the radio about this man who could not please his girlfriend but described how she used to do alone time. She would pleasure herself with a metal vibrator and there were wires that came out of it. When she got to the magic moment she would reach over and grab a metal pole that was attached to the little table. 2 wires were attached to the pole. One went to the vibrator, the other to a car battery. She would complete the circuit to get. off.
. [Edited 5/21/09 15:12pm] I've seen something there's a whole website dedicated to them called Fucking Machines
shit looks homegirl is fucking the cotton gin NSFW see? www.fuckingmachines.com shit looks like a damn cotton gin, ya'll! [Edited 5/21/09 15:26pm] "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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DanceWme said: SCNDLS said: Lawd, I wish I could go. Sorry but I'd be like her neighbor gonna be there tellin everybody yeah i saw it with my own too eyes. I seent it Saying shit like: “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.” | |
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bboy87 said: bboy87 said: I've seen something there's a whole website dedicated to them called Fucking Machines
shit looks homegirl is fucking the cotton gin NSFW see? www.fuckingmachines.com shit looks like a damn cotton gin, ya'll! [Edited 5/21/09 15:26pm] Bboy, I'ma kick yo ass. | |
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SCNDLS said: DanceWme said: her neighbor gonna be there tellin everybody yeah i saw it with my own too eyes. I seent it Saying shit like: “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.” 
daggone shame | |
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SCNDLS said: MrsGoodnight said: :takes notes: I jest of course. Even I'm not that freaky! [Edited 5/21/09 15:18pm]  Suuuuurrreee, you're not.   you know me so wellI'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Harlepolis said: was watching this show on SPIKE TV where a woman died pleasuring herself with a carrot. She shaved it too sharply and one of the edges tore her vaginal wall and caused a air pocket to get into her arteries killing her once it reached her heart. Killdo was what they called it
I grabbed my crotch through out the whole special, thats how fuckin' cringed I was. How about the dude that suffered "injuries" from a horse!?! I mean seriously, there are dudes packin donkey kong out there! I will not 4get a sex tape's outtake where a woman threw up because the horse stuck it so far, the pain got to her stomach I guess
Horny people NEVER run out of ideas, thats for damn sure  | |
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Harlepolis said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: How about the dude that suffered "injuries" from a horse!?! I mean seriously, there are dudes packin donkey kong out there! I will not 4get a sex tape's outtake where a woman threw up because the horse stuck it so far, the pain got to her stomach I guess
Horny people NEVER run out of ideas, thats for damn sure There are somethings my naive ass can live the rest of my life without knowing. | |
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Harlepolis said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
I mean how the fuck horny are you? Good grief. How about the story of a woman who was injured because she agreed to let her boyfriend use a modified electric drill as a sex toy!?!
Or a story I heard on the radio about this man who could not please his girlfriend but described how she used to do alone time. She would pleasure herself with a metal vibrator and there were wires that came out of it. When she got to the magic moment she would reach over and grab a metal pole that was attached to the little table. 2 wires were attached to the pole. One went to the vibrator, the other to a car battery. She would complete the circuit to get. off.
. [Edited 5/21/09 15:12pm] was watching this show on SPIKE TV where a woman died pleasuring herself with a carrot. She shaved it too sharply and one of the edges tore her vaginal wall and caused a air pocket to get into her arteries killing her once it reached her heart. Killdo was what they called it
I grabbed my crotch through out the whole special, thats how fuckin' cringed I was. Was that on the "1000 Ways To Die!" special? ass can't quote edit [Edited 5/21/09 15:41pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Harlepolis said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: How about the dude that suffered "injuries" from a horse!?! I mean seriously, there are dudes packin donkey kong out there! I will not 4get a sex tape's outtake where a woman threw up because the horse stuck it so far, the pain got to her stomach I guess
Horny people NEVER run out of ideas, thats for damn sure what kind of porn are YOU watchin'?! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: Harlepolis said: I will not 4get a sex tape's outtake where a woman threw up because the horse stuck it so far, the pain got to her stomach I guess
Horny people NEVER run out of ideas, thats for damn sure what kind of porn are YOU watchin'?! Innit?! [Edited 5/21/09 15:42pm] I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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HA ha ha | |
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bboy87 said: Harlepolis said: I will not 4get a sex tape's outtake where a woman threw up because the horse stuck it so far, the pain got to her stomach I guess
Horny people NEVER run out of ideas, thats for damn sure what kind of porn are YOU watchin'?! Something I found hidden in my younger brother's bedroom, which I STILL haven't told him that I stumbled on it,,,,and that was 9 years ago | |
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P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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This is a chain email.....not true Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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I'm surpriised they haven't put up the donkey chronicles ...the donkey show...some crazy shyt where the horses...and the girl...pityful! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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ThirdandFinal said: This is a chain email.....not true
I heard the horse story on NPR 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ThirdandFinal said: This is a chain email.....not true
I heard the horse story on NPR I was only commenting on the jackhammer.....horse one could very well be true Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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SCNDLS said: bboy87 said: NSFW see? www.fuckingmachines.com shit looks like a damn cotton gin, ya'll! [Edited 5/21/09 15:26pm] Bboy, I'ma kick yo ass. I want one  | |
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PunkMistress said: SCNDLS said: Bboy, I'ma kick yo ass. I want one That's it, I'm adding you to the prayer list.  | |
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SCNDLS said: PunkMistress said: I want one That's it, I'm adding you to the prayer list. I'm a sick, sick slut.  | |
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PunkMistress said: SCNDLS said: That's it, I'm adding you to the prayer list. I'm a sick, sick slut.  | |
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ThirdandFinal said: This is a chain email.....not true
I was about to say lol ...there's nothing about this story that sounds true. Has anyone even held a jackhammer before?...
I don't think it's even physically possible TO aim that thing at your crotch AND work it at the same time lol...and the whole "Yeah, I think I'll go outside, strip naked, and pleasure myself on the driveway" part doesn't exactly sound realistic, either lol...I mean, wouldn't she at least go in the backyard or the garage or something? lol | |
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Byron said: ThirdandFinal said: This is a chain email.....not true
I was about to say lol ...there's nothing about this story that sounds true. Has anyone even held a jackhammer before?...
I don't think it's even physically possible TO aim that thing at your crotch AND work it at the same time lol...and the whole "Yeah, I think I'll go outside, strip naked, and pleasure myself on the driveway" part doesn't exactly sound realistic, either lol...I mean, wouldn't she at least go in the backyard or the garage or something? lol there's our friend the litereralist, trying to rain on our parade!
Yeah, there's some holes in that story. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Byron said: I was about to say lol ...there's nothing about this story that sounds true. Has anyone even held a jackhammer before?...
I don't think it's even physically possible TO aim that thing at your crotch AND work it at the same time lol...and the whole "Yeah, I think I'll go outside, strip naked, and pleasure myself on the driveway" part doesn't exactly sound realistic, either lol...I mean, wouldn't she at least go in the backyard or the garage or something? lol there's our friend the litereralist, trying to rain on our parade!
Yeah, there's some holes in that story. If it were true, there'd be holes in more than just the story! (rimshot) Thank yew...  [Edited 5/21/09 17:29pm] | |
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This story apparently is true, though 
Power tool sex toy lands Maryland woman in hospital SOME sexual experimentation landed an American woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
The Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in the incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade, according to NBCWashington.com. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, the St Mary's County Sheriff's Office said. NBCWashington.com reported the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman. The injuries were severe enough for her to be flown to hospital but she was released on Tuesday. NBCWashington.com said the woman told police she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed.  | |
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Byron said: This story apparently is true, though
Power tool sex toy lands Maryland woman in hospital SOME sexual experimentation landed an American woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
The Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in the incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade, according to NBCWashington.com. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, the St Mary's County Sheriff's Office said. NBCWashington.com reported the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman. The injuries were severe enough for her to be flown to hospital but she was released on Tuesday. NBCWashington.com said the woman told police she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed. that might be the story I thought of earlier. I swear to god my sex life is pure as the driven snow compared to this crap 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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