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Reply #30 posted 12/12/02 4:00pm

DORA	RED what are u gonna get me for christmas..!!! i want a big juicy kiss..!
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Reply #31 posted 12/12/02 4:10pm

Therapy	Mum? Nah, she's ok... just choking on a bone
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Reply #32 posted 12/12/02 4:18pm

Therapy

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Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas mr.green

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. boxed

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! omfg

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? eek

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. omg

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! big grin

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in? sigh

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. lol

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

and finally-

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

All questionable.. hmm

I'm sure some of these are said all year round too! lol

This is brilliant! biggrin

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Reply #33 posted 12/12/02 4:28pm

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Reply #34 posted 12/12/02 4:43pm

REDFEATHERS	Therapy said: Mum? Nah, she's ok... just choking on a bone lmao! fuckin funny!
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Reply #35 posted 12/12/02 4:44pm

REDFEATHERS

Therapy said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas mr.green

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. boxed

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! omfg

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? eek

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. omg

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! big grin

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in? sigh

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. lol

I'm sure some of these are said all year round too! lol

This is brilliant! biggrin

I like it too! mr.green

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Reply #36 posted 12/12/02 5:40pm

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DAMN IT... I CAN'T GET HER TO STOP SUCKIN ON THE DAMN THING

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME
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Reply #37 posted 12/12/02 5:49pm

REDFEATHERS	00769BAD said: DAMN IT... I CAN'T GET HER TO STOP SUCKIN ON THE DAMN THING Suckin' on what, exactly, KingBAD?
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Reply #38 posted 12/12/02 5:51pm

00769BAD

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REDFEATHERS said:

00769BAD said:

DAMN IT... I CAN'T GET HER TO STOP SUCKIN ON THE DAMN THING

Suckin' on what, exactly, KingBAD?

if it was my dick you'ld know lol

you know how those oldfolks is with a turkeyneck...
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I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME
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Reply #39 posted 12/12/02 5:53pm

REDFEATHERS	My mum used to say: If you don't go to bed, Santa wont cum... I mean.. come...
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Reply #40 posted 12/12/02 5:54pm

REDFEATHERS	They are big nuts!
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Reply #41 posted 12/12/02 5:55pm

NavahTheButter Fly	Here Baby Suck on this Candycane" Navah
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Reply #42 posted 12/12/02 5:59pm

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QUIT BITING THE PUSSY
kids never play rite with your pets

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME
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Reply #43 posted 12/13/02 4:28am

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REDFEATHERS said:

Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas mr.green

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. boxed

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! omfg

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? eek

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. omg

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! big grin

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in? sigh

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. lol

I'm sure some of these are said all year round too! lol

You so funny! Roflmao...Silly you hug

...funny thread smile

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Reply #44 posted 12/13/02 4:47am

Heavenly	I love the way you think, Red
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Reply #45 posted 12/13/02 5:16am

REDFEATHERS	Heavenly said: I love the way you think, Red Makes SEX seem soo normal... for Heavenly!
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Reply #46 posted 12/13/02 5:18am

REDFEATHERS	Heavenly said: I love the way you think, Red Dayummm Heavenly I thought you were gonna add YOUR Christmas Naughties to this thread
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Reply #47 posted 12/13/02 5:22am

Heavenly	REDFEATHERS said: Heavenly said: I love the way you think, Red Dayummm Heavenly I thought you were gonna add YOUR Christmas Naughties to this thread I only do Jewish holidays :Lol:
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Reply #48 posted 12/13/02 7:00am

stepinrazor	Heavenly said: I love the way you think, Red damn the way she thinks ... i want xmas dinner at red's house ... i bet your yorkshire puddings, never fail to rissseee ...
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Reply #49 posted 12/13/02 7:14pm

REDFEATHERS	stepinrazor said: Heavenly said: I love the way you think, Red damn the way she thinks ... i want xmas dinner at red's house ... i bet your yorkshire puddings, never fail to rissseee ... Neither will your chiplotata, Step!
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Reply #50 posted 12/16/02 9:04am

stepinrazor	REDFEATHERS said: stepinrazor said: Heavenly said: I love the way you think, Red damn the way she thinks ... i want xmas dinner at red's house ... i bet your yorkshire puddings, never fail to rissseee ... Neither will your chiplotata, Step! damnnn chipolatas u might just get a surpsrise ...
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Reply #51 posted 12/16/02 11:01am

Therapy	Dad to relatives - 'Ok, so who wants some good stuffing?'
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Reply #52 posted 12/16/02 11:03am

Therapy	Also, a crap (but amusing to me) non festive joke. A man came to my door today with a drum. I told him to beat it.
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