A friend of mine has this little book, It's called The Little Book of Abuse. These are some of the insults contained within! I thought I would share some of them! Just for fun, and because I was bored.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Chaos, Panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
And which dwarf are you?
Have you got a minute? Tell me everything you know.
Speak up! You're entitled to your own stupid opinion.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
How can I miss you? if you won't go away?
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I heard you had a thought once but it died of loneliness.
Please, keep talking. I need the sleep.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
You have delusions of adequacy.
You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
It must be a thrill for you to know someone who wears underwear.
You're so dull you couldn't entertain a doubt.
Is that your nose or are you growing a third arm?
Oh, please save your breath to blow up your girlfriend tonight.
I can hardly contain my indifference.
See, you should never drink on an empty head.

I seem to remember Lleena using many of those insults on me...

Lleena said:

Lleena said:[quote]

Oh, please save your breath to blow up your girlfriend tonight.

Note to self Never get in flame war with Lleena

I put the 'laid' in Adelaide
Letterman used that on a Top10 list a few years back

ok so mine is a line 2 ask a chick out,still a 1 liner but

2the9s said:

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation wouldn't cure.

4LOVE said:

:I: just flew in 2day, boy R my arms tired.
Michael Jackson walks in2 the Job centre.

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Lleena said:

What? :O I didn't do anything?