UGH



The praying mantis







The women eat the men after they've blown their wads!



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Imago said:

Ferrets

johnart said:

why?
what about hamsters?

can't think of any...

Probably cockroaches. They're just so unpredictable when startled.

peacenlovealways said:

They're like snakes with fur. And those tiny needle teeth freak me out.

Fauxie said:

I'm sorry, but

Imago said:

What?

Fauxie said:

Dayum, before I ever opened this thread, I was thinking praying mantis. This is some effed up stuff right here:

http://www.birdwatchersdi...ireJul2005

I hate them. Bastids.

Imago said:

What??

as a former resident of queensland... cane toads

Palmetto bugs. It's like a roach with a diesel powered jet pack.

Horsefeathers said:

usedtobebliss said:

Mr. Bliss?

Fauxie said:

Just picturing you startled by a cockroach makes me


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Moonbeam said:

usedtobebliss saying 'cane toads' tipped you off?

Imago said:

I actually waited and replied to another post to give you a chance to edit that.

Dude, you know what the roaches are like. 3 inch suckers that stay put most of the time but suddenly something settles them off and they're scuttling around. Anything that scuttles basically, I don't get on so well with.

I can live with the rats and the toad we had in the bathroom. Even the snakes, and I love the geckos ("tugkae!") and 'jing-joks'.

Fauxie said:

johnart said:

me worms...freaky insects...any insect that crawl. no large animals really.

Magpies, huntsman spiders and evil clowns are soo wrong and can go suck it!








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Snakes.

Fauxie said:

none of this makes for what you've said about roaches.

lawd

ok, true story.

My friend Chris used to put this fake plastic roach (looked very real to me) in the vanity mirror above the passenger side of his car.

Then when a passenger was riding with him, he'd look in the mirror and do his hair, KNOWING that human nature would overcome his passenger and they would flip the vanity mirror down to primp themselves only to have the plastic roach fall in their lap.

My friend Andrew did that and when the plastic roach fell on his lap, he screamed just like a little girl
I will never forget that scream

For some reason, I was picture Fauxie doing the same

He's my friend on facebook now. I think I should razz him about that.

Moonbeam said:

hi moonbeam.... i pop in occassionally

say hi to diva for me (so happy for you guys)

lazycrockett said:

All kinds? Or specific ones?


I really dislike poisonous ones or long thin ones. Pythons and Boas don't seem to bother me.
King snakes sometimes give me the creeps cause of their stripes.

peacenlovealways said:

Worms too

Imago said:

Look, I said it was the cockroach that was startled, not me. I just get the heebee geebees, but effectively hide it and keep right on stepping in my usual machismo-laden way.