IceNine said:

See... I am NOT a christian... I would be a nutty fuck.

AzureStar said:

But... you believe that Ouija boards can contact some sort of silly fucking ethereal plane, thereby being a nutty fuck.

yes...once...and it scared the piss outta me...

lillith said:

You should sit on the toilet next time you use one then.

IceNine said:

Ice!

IceNine said:

I do believe it! Would you like me to show you? Nutty fucks can be a hell of a lot of fun, ya know?

I once used a ouija board to kill a spider. Does that count?

bkw said:

Yes... Spiders ARE evil. *shudder*

AzureStar said:

Yeah, I would love to watch you push that fucking thing around the board and spell "Scranton, PA" or maybe "My sister brings the Feck weed up from Humbolt."

The point is that those fucking things are a load of:

H o r s e s h i t

Plain and simple.

My experience arose when i was training for a job at a photography studio in an old victorian building that used to be occupied by tramps and vagrants all those years ago,A group of us young ones decided to craft a board out of an old wooden desktop.we then took it into the darkroom and started fucking around with it for about a week.there was myself and four other guys and two girls.

We all placed our little fingers on the glass and it started moving ever so slowly at first and then went whizzing to the next letter, always spelling things as they sound but never correctly.Like i said it was fun at first and we'd be in there a break time, lunch hour and even after we were supposed to go home.The spirit we kept getting went by the name of Pete.

We even went to a bookstore to look up famous celebrities birth and deaths (Monroe, Hendrix etc) to see if we could contact them by placing a photocopied picture of them on the board.Eventually we thought we had Marilyn on there one day, but the spirit got her date of death incorrect, we asked the spirit to make it's sign and the glass moved in a crescent, then a straight line.We knew that was Pete.He had started lying.

the next few days he got worse stating he didn't like certain people and they began to dropp out of the sessions.

one morning one of the girls came into work and after about an hour became sick and vomitted on the floor in mid conversation with one of her friends.She fainted on the spot, previously she had shown no signs of being ill at all.On hour break we went onto the board and Pete asked how michelle was.we all looked at each other an asked him Why and he responded that he was "fucking that bich hor in her mouth!" (not typo's those)

we freaked and that afternoon we got the board taped a message on it and left it outside the local catholic church hoping the right person would destroy it safely.

I think that experience affected me for about a year or so afterwards.We all freaked, and that fear was genuine.It might sound funny in type on here, but believe me i'm shaking as i type this out.

bkw said:

I don't know... did the pointer thing start magically transmitting a message from the spider, telling you that he would come back and bite you on the puckered starfish?

IceNine said:

Horseshit. They do work if you know how to work them properly. And you don't push it... it "floats". Ooooh...

i see not many here respect the power of the Ouija...sad really!! like voodoo u may not respect it or give it its Due but it is alive...


when i was 13 we went away to winter camp - 13 of us in a lodge and all the windows were on the back - no clue why -
we played with this board and eventually conjured something up. the trees had seemed further away during the day they started pounded on the windows as the wind was trying to pull the roof off the lodge. we could hear running in the distance and pounding of hooves or something. the windows started rattling like they were about to fall out - bottom line RAN like hell we ended up in the river stayed there till dawn when the camp instructors came looking for us.
have we touched one since ... i think not

Thecherryloon said:

I believe you, you nutty fuck!

we were using one once and this guy lost control of his tongue...it grew to about 10 inches long and just starting licking everything at random...then his dick fell off! true story!

MrBliss said:

Horseshit!

Ouija boards should only be used as a last option for people who have schizophrenia but their psychiatrist refuses to diagnose it so they have to act really fucking crazy in order to be committed to an institution for the greater good of humanity.

AzureStar said:

That is honestly true, every word.

Thecherryloon said:

No, I really do believe you.

(I only called you a nutty fuck because that is what Tony said that those who believed in them were).



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[This message was edited Wed Dec 11 15:32:59 PST 2002 by AzureStar]

one day my Aunt was using one and she turned into my Uncle

I dont think we should even be discussing this..some books flew off the bookshelf a few seconds ago--Im contacting the moderators requesting this thread be deleted...you all aint no christians


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[This message was edited Wed Dec 11 15:34:21 PST 2002 by rdhull]

rdhull said:

:LOL:

Mind that your fucking head stays on and doesn't start spinning around!

Why is this thread still available? It aint no christian..

YEAH!!!
BUT soon as CAPITAIN HOWDY showed up
we set fire to that motherfucker...

00769BAD said:

Did anyone piss on the floor or fuck themselves with a crucifix?

IceNine said:

DAMN... i just thought she was FREAKY
and her mother was kinda fun too.

I still think it's kind of interesting that the British Goverment banned the sale of these things.Obviously they got pressured into it by the Church in some way.I wonder why?

many many years ago and only as a kid playing around. i prefer the idea of dice, or rune stones, or i ching sticks, or even tarot over the idea of an ouija board. but, i know people who say they work

IceNine said:

Snorkles the Great would like a word with you in private. he'll see you on IceBerg9

I have one, but it is safely in its box and I have not bothered with it. Nuf said.