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Ways I like to annoy People 
So many.. Bring noisy bags of food into the cinema and ruffle thru it during the quiet parts of the movie When babysitting someone elses kid I like to maje sure they are wll rested then give them a can of redbull just b4 i drop them home late at night so their parents don't get any sleep hehe Very abruptly ask someone who obviously doesn't work in a supermarkert where something is or the price of something  Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted?  ...was it u?  | |
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On exiting an elevator i always press every button so that it stops on every floor 4 the next person
When trying on clothes I always leave them inside out and off the hanger unzipped when i hand them back to the store assistant If Im far enough back in a queue its always fun to beep my car horn if a funeral procession is holding up traffic Tell people the end of movies I've illegally downloaded when they say they plan 2 go watch it in the cinema Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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And you do all of this because? It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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i like to when going through a drive through and they say "is that all"
i always start yelling "salt? no salt?" really loud cracks my kids up | |
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shausler said: i like to when going through a drive through and they say "is that all"
i always start yelling "salt? no salt?" really loud cracks my kids up  I'll have to try that with my kids too!Peace. Love. Prince | |
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At the beach I like 2 take akid's ball, kick it as far into the sea as I can and shout 'Wilson!' Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: At the beach I like 2 take akid's ball, kick it as far into the sea as I can and shout 'Wilson!'
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Okay....
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sexyAuntyFuka said: On exiting an elevator i always press every button so that it stops on every floor 4 the next person
When trying on clothes I always leave them inside out and off the hanger unzipped when i hand them back to the store assistant If Im far enough back in a queue its always fun to beep my car horn if a funeral procession is holding up traffic Tell people the end of movies I've illegally downloaded when they say they plan 2 go watch it in the cinema 
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I like to thoroughly check my food at the drive thru...before I move the car Even if it's a long line, I will sit there at the window and pull EVERYTHING out the bag...making sure everything is as it should be before I pull forward.
I also like to make people feel stupid when they call me "Sasha" and I ignore them. If a guy approaches me and says "What's up, Sasha?", I will look at him very dismissively and tell him, "My name is NOT sasha"  ....My license plate says "Sasha"...It's my cars name I love how people assume
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MsMisha319 said: I like to thoroughly check my food at the drive thru...before I move the car
Even if it's a long line, I will sit there at the window and pull EVERYTHING out the bag...making sure everything is as it should be before I pull forward.
I also like to make people feel stupid when they call me "Sasha" and I ignore them. If a guy approaches me and says "What's up, Sasha?", I will look at him very dismissively and tell him, "My name is NOT sasha" ....My license plate says "Sasha"...It's my cars name I love how people assume
Smooches;) [Edited 4/23/09 15:52pm]
Your car's name is Sasha? That's cute. | |
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Yes 
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MsMisha319 said: I like to thoroughly check my food at the drive thru...before I move the car
Even if it's a long line, I will sit there at the window and pull EVERYTHING out the bag...making sure everything is as it should be before I pull forward.I did that just today, when I went through Arby's drive-through. I hate it when you get the food home, and realize that they got your order wrong.  That's why I check it before I pull away from the window. If there is a problem, they can correct it right there on the spot, and it saves me from having get back into the car and driving back again.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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When Im at the front of the queue in the bank it is at that precise moment that I begin to write my cheques. Just for good measure I will ask the girl behind the counter to re-check my account for no discrepencies during the last 3 months
I've been known 2 tell pre-teen kids their adopted. Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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Never flush when I know theres someone else waiting for the toilet
When I holiday in America I like to never turn right on a red light in my rental car. Even if the road is clear. I love doing that. Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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people who feel the need to fuck with other people....
don't you know how weak and unhappy it makes you look? | |
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abigail05 said: people who feel the need to fuck with other people....
don't you know how weak and unhappy it makes you look? Its just a joke.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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I like to take a big dump in a public toilet and not flush it. Judging by how often this happens it seems to be a lot of peoples favorite pass time. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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avoidance..silent treatment. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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abigail05 said: people who feel the need to fuck with other people....
don't you know how weak and unhappy it makes you look? yep 
anywho, I like 2 let cold calling sells people on my phone get 2 the end of their pitch, sound really excited then right when they ask 2 take my name and bank account details...hang da fuck up Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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I like to make other people happy. | |
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it only works if you really are the shit, like Dr House or maybe even prince
for the rest of us, it's just douche-y | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: abigail05 said: people who feel the need to fuck with other people....
don't you know how weak and unhappy it makes you look? yep
anywho, I like 2 let cold calling sells people on my phone get 2 the end of their pitch, sound really excited then right when they ask 2 take my name and bank account details...hang da fuck up I like that one
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Don't know if this qualifies to be in this thread but...
when there is a long line of cars in the left turn lane, I scoot up from the outside to the middle to turn into the middle of the waiting cars, (I can't hardly stand to wait forever). Normally, I turn around and look at the person, who usually makes eye contact and they feel bad so they let me cut in front of them. Who says driving should be so impersonal? But those who are on to me pretend like they don't see me. | |
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wildgoldenhoney said: Don't know if this qualifies to be in this thread but...
when there is a long line of cars in the left turn lane, I scoot up from the outside to the middle to turn into the middle of the waiting cars, (I can't hardly stand to wait forever). Normally, I turn around and look at the person, who usually makes eye contact and they feel bad so they let me cut in front of them.Who says driving should be so impersonal? But those who are on to me pretend like they don't see me. I'm trying to figure this one out. Are you saying that you cut in front of people by pulling in front of them and bogarting your way into the line? I hope not. In Michigan, that could get you killed We don't play that ish 
If you are one of those people who pull up on the side and then put your blinker on and expect someone to let you in....I NEVER let those people in  I will ignore you and pull forward
...That's another thing I LOVE to do to annoy people 
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MsMisha319 said: wildgoldenhoney said: Don't know if this qualifies to be in this thread but...
when there is a long line of cars in the left turn lane, I scoot up from the outside to the middle to turn into the middle of the waiting cars, (I can't hardly stand to wait forever). Normally, I turn around and look at the person, who usually makes eye contact and they feel bad so they let me cut in front of them.Who says driving should be so impersonal? But those who are on to me pretend like they don't see me. I'm trying to figure this one out. Are you saying that you cut in front of people by pulling in front of them and bogarting your way into the line? I hope not. In Michigan, that could get you killed We don't play that ish
If you are one of those people who pull up on the side and then put your blinker on and expect someone to let you in....I NEVER let those people in I will ignore you and pull forward
Smooches;) I put my blinkers on first, then see if they'll let me in, otherwise if they hit me, and say they didn't see me, I would be at fault.
(Let's just say that my reason is normally life or death situations and a noble cause, it's my job.) . [Edited 4/24/09 15:54pm] | |
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When Jehovah witnesses knock my door I call out.."hang on a minute" then I answer the door naked Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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talk crazy
quote songs and movie lines. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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sexyAuntyFuka said: When Im at the front of the queue in the bank it is at that precise moment that I begin to write my cheques. Just for good measure I will ask the girl behind the counter to re-check my account for no discrepencies during the last 3 months
I've been known 2 tell pre-teen kids their adopted. Someone told me that when I was a kid... it is not funny! | |
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