Obsessed was seriously one of the most raucous movie-going experiences I've had in some time. Perhaps it was one of my girlfriends putting her red shawl around her head, standing up in the middle of the theatre and finishing the last few bars of "I Will Always Love You" (which was playing on the radio before the movie started). Perhaps it was the audience's running commentary for the whole damn thing ("Yeah, b***h, where the f**k IS your son?"). Perhaps it was Beyonce's "acting". It's as if everyone walked into the movie knowing exactly what they'd get (Mommie Dearest '09 with a bit of Coffy mixed in) and just enjoyed the hell out of it. People were laughing more than at any real comedy I've seen all year. A glorious piece of trash!

You need to see this s**t with at least 2 kamikaze shots in you....REALLY intensifies the experience. I know I was yelling Beyonce`s lines out with her: "You COME into mah house....You TOUCH mah chahld.....I`ll SHOW you crazy....She was NAKED in your beeeeehd"

Oh Josh. Only YOU could make me want to see this.

"I knew it would come to this..."

Vendetta1 said:

I want to see it now, too!

VoicesCarry said:

Dear God, I may have to get drunk & go see this now

VoicesCarry said:

omg, I think you just made me want to see this

Ottensen said:

That spelling of "child" is just CLASSIC!

The fight scene was really good....and that's all I have to say about the movie.

That's it. I'm watching it in Oakland. The last time I saw a movie there, I had a blast!!!!! The theater by the lake.

I just got back from seeing it. I still hate Beyonce's "acting."

I went with a female friend and a girlfriend of hers.

Let's just say the movie was the best part of the whole evening.

ThreadBare said:

Didn't get laid huh?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

10 years living in the Bay Area and I've only been inside that theater maybe once

You couldn't pay me to watch this hot mess. Shame on y'all for making this a hit.

uPtoWnNY said:

It's all VoicesCarry's fault!!!


(I'm still trippin' out at his mah chahld reference )

bboy87 said:

It's an experience.

This movie was funny!
Me and my bf could not stop laughing.

When we were leaving the theatre there were to women who looked at me and one said "im glad i wasnt sitting next to u"


i couldnt help it

Sounds like a hilariously bad movie one of those guilty pleasure types. I'm trying to hold out and wait till its released on dvd and rent it, but it sounds so entertaining, I may just have go and see it. I love me some silly cheesy stupid movies lol! I bet the movie would have been even funnier if they had cast Britney Spears in Ali Larter's role. Bey and Brit goin at it--that's a must-see movie right there Man, why cant Michael Jackson make crappy movies like this?

papaaisaway said:

wasn't looking for it. Trust me on that one. Let's just say her friend came off as being intellectually inferior to Bey...

Vendetta1 said:

I did my own mess thread and I betta not see your ass on it!

ThreadBare said:

@ threadbare for seeing this movie.

A coupla cousins and friends whom I haven't seen in a long time want to do a girls night out so we might go and see this. I don't really care for movies like this-I think they're played out (white girl taking her man ) but I'll go just for the laughs. Voices just made that shit funnier

totally going now

JasmineFire said:

heybaby said:

hee hee haw. Y'all got jokes...

"She wuz NAYKED in yo' hoe-tell rooem?!?!?!?!?!"

"Breathe bitch!!!!"

"Bitch! Didn't you get my message?"

OH MY GOD I NEED TO SEE THIS.

i'm getting some friends and a family pack of turbie twists, and we are SO headed to the theater this weekend.

VoicesCarry said:

okay I'm seeing it now

"hoe-tell"

Anxiety said: