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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim the English Channel? Clever dick | |
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ConsciousContact said: In a similar vein,
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim the English Channel? Clever dick :rimshot: | |
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mdiver said: ConsciousContact said: In a similar vein,
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim the English Channel? Clever dick :rimshot: Poor choice.  | |
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comegetwild said: mdiver said: :rimshot: Poor choice. Perfect choice | |
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mcmeekle said: A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect.” To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."  | |
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Moonbeam said: I heard somewhat similar (but definitely less funny) jokes when I was a kid. They went something like this:
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the toilet? A: John Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool? A: Bob Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? A: Russell  i don't understand this one... i understand the john as a reference to a slang term for toilet bob as a duplicate for an object floating in water art as art... but russell please explain this to me? cheers! ~svn seven | |
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guy's out in the ocean and suddenly a shark attacks him... a life guard swims towards him... but chomp... shark bites off the swimmer's arm.... life guard is getting closer and chomp... there goes the other arm... life guard is swimming flat out to get to him... chomp... off goes the swimmers leg... life guard is just about there when the shark bites off the swimmer's other leg.... the life guard finally reaches him... threw him on his back... and started swimming to shore... they finally make it to shore and the life guard collapses and exclaims "i'm fucked".. the swimmer replies "yeah sorry about that mate... but it was the only way i could hang on" | |
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Moonbeam said: I heard somewhat similar (but definitely less funny) jokes when I was a kid. They went something like this:
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the toilet? A: John Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool? A: Bob Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? A: Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is hit with a stick over a fence? Homer. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's laying on your front porch? Matt. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's laying under a car? Jack. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's sitting on a grill? Frank. Booyah! | |
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7e7e7 said: Moonbeam said: I heard somewhat similar (but definitely less funny) jokes when I was a kid. They went something like this:
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the toilet? A: John Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool? A: Bob Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? A: Russell i don't understand this one... i understand the john as a reference to a slang term for toilet bob as a duplicate for an object floating in water art as art... but russell please explain this to me? cheers! ~svn seven rustle? | |
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What do you call a girl lying across a tennis court?
Annette | |
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ZombieKitten said: 7e7e7 said: i don't understand this one... i understand the john as a reference to a slang term for toilet bob as a duplicate for an object floating in water art as art... but russell please explain this to me? cheers! ~svn seven rustle? well hello there, i'd like to introduce myself, i'm a dumbass, or Mr. Seven if you will. 
cheers! ~svn seven | |
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