Today, outside my classroom, a disturbed looking woman starting throwing the flower sellers pots on the floor and then proceeded to lower her track suit bootoms and pee on the grass. She did this twice.

About half an hour later, in an unrelated incident a mouse ran across the classroom. I didn t see it but witnessed the shrieks of some of the female students.

Has anything random happened to you today?

2 s ask me out to lunch. They really wanted to know about the new Prince/Bria release. Thought they were slick